Phaoni
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So I'm playing a video game called DotA 2 right 2 minutes ago and lose the game because my 4 other teammates are subpar in intelligence. The second most important player on my team (after me) decides to trash talk and blame the loss on me after i fail to kill an enemy hero, something that would've never impacted the course of the game as we were going to lose in 30 seconds. I call him a virgin on voice chat and this part of a conversation ensues...
These are the statistics of the game:
I'm the 4th hero and the guy I'm arguing with is the last, with a KDA of 3/11. He's considered a player that should be very rich to kill everything, enemy hero and base. He only raked up 12k gold, which is very very lackluster. This is the time:
At the 43 minute mark, he should have AT LEAST 25k gold. Only having 12k is a massive disgrace and shows his total ineptitude to be a skilled tactician and good-judgement maker.
So the guy has an "attractive voice" over chat so it's convincing that he has a girlfriend, but his ability to use all his judgement and intellect to win a strategy game is so poor that he should never be able to have sex or date a woman if the female of our species selected men based on their superior mental abilities. This pre-conceived notion needs to die. Men are allowed to have sex ENTIRELY BASED ON HOW WELL THEY STIMULATE A WOMAN'S PRIMAL URGES. NOTHING ELSE.
Thank you for letting me vent.
These are the statistics of the game:
I'm the 4th hero and the guy I'm arguing with is the last, with a KDA of 3/11. He's considered a player that should be very rich to kill everything, enemy hero and base. He only raked up 12k gold, which is very very lackluster. This is the time:
At the 43 minute mark, he should have AT LEAST 25k gold. Only having 12k is a massive disgrace and shows his total ineptitude to be a skilled tactician and good-judgement maker.
So the guy has an "attractive voice" over chat so it's convincing that he has a girlfriend, but his ability to use all his judgement and intellect to win a strategy game is so poor that he should never be able to have sex or date a woman if the female of our species selected men based on their superior mental abilities. This pre-conceived notion needs to die. Men are allowed to have sex ENTIRELY BASED ON HOW WELL THEY STIMULATE A WOMAN'S PRIMAL URGES. NOTHING ELSE.
Thank you for letting me vent.