Serious VERY IMPORTANT! How do I go ET?

[iHateLife]

Don't worry FBI, going ER is a morally bad thing to do. I plan to go ET instead. I want to meet some Aliens and convince them to eradicate humanity. Help pls

 

[Dionysus]

I am an alien ok man

 

[Carotel]

okay i guess

 

[iHateLife]

I am an alien ok man

Are humans worth less than cows to you Mr. Alien, is that why you take cows instead of people? I think cows are more valuable than people.

 

[Dionysus]

Are humans worth less than cows to you Mr. Alien, is that why you take cows instead of people? I think cows are more valuable than people.

those cows are humans dressed up as cows to cover it up

 

[DeathtoallChads]

Wipe out all the foids in Minecraft.

 

[Admiral_Arkantos]

Ask nicely

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Just go Cthulhu brah.

 

[Newbie17]

Ask nicely

 

[iHateLife]

Ask nicely

Mochiron

 

[LastGerman]

Don't worry FBI, going ER is a morally bad thing to do. I plan to go ET instead. I want to meet some Aliens and convince them to eradicate humanity. Help pls

I thought about to contact Freemason groups in order to perform magical rituals, summoning entities to this world. But they are all too cucked anyways.

 

[iHateLife]

I thought about to contact Freemason groups in order to perform magical rituals, summoning entities to this world. But they are all too cucked anyways.

Why do you say that they are cucked?

 

[JohnDcel]

Play Destroy All Humans! 2

 

[LastGerman]

Why do you say that they are cucked?

They even allow females within their circles. I also really doubt that they have real magic, most likely garbage magic, this is why everything here is garbage.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

time to Roswell-maxx and Lubbock-maxx

 

[FinnCel]

@startcel

 

[Emba]

Entertainment Tonight

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www.etonline.com

 

[TheMinimalist]

I thought about to contact Freemason groups in order to perform magical rituals, summoning entities to this world. But they are all too cucked anyways.

Light

 

[Deleted member 21883]

Ask them to take you with them.

 

[Deleted member 22907]

Stop a probe up your ass

 

[Deleted member 15737]

Phone home.

 

[Mainländer]

Just summon demons theory. Worked for that bald satanist guy.

I wouldn't do it if I were you though

 

[HowCanSheSlap]

Just storm area 51 bro.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Tell the ET's you're going to go ER on them for not assisting humans with advanced looksmaxxing technology and helping us become asexually reproducing androgynous aliens like them.

 

[TINMAN]

everything here is garbage.

 

[LastGerman]

Just summon demons theory. Worked for that bald satanist guy.

I wouldn't do it if I were you though

You mean Aleister Crowley? He was most likely scamming. He build up a cult in order to fuck females.

 

[Mainländer]

You mean Aleister Crowley? He was most likely scamming. He build up a cult in order to fuck females.

Good game tbh.

 

[ihaveno1]

ive been wondering how to meet aliens all my life

 

[Animecel2D]

Play Destroy All Humans! 2

loved that game tbh. As well as the first one.

 

[Lookscel]

Animecel2D,

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loved that game tbh. As well as the first one.

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[Animecel2D]

Animecel2D,

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