Story Vaxxie vaxxie

[Escthectrler]

Vaxxie, vaxxie, so obsessed,
Wore your mask and took your tests.
Still got COVID, every strain,
Spike proteins inside your brain.

Short of breath at 24,
"Dr. Fauci, gimmie more!"
Proteins tangle and misfold,
Amyloidosis taking hold.

Swollen heart at 25,
"Thank Moderna I'm alive!"
There's no cure for microclot,
Getting worse with every shot.

Heart attack at 26,
Prayed to Pfizer for a fix.
Vaxxie, vaxxie, death is lurking,
Doctor says, "that means it's working."

Died of SADS at 27,
All good vaxxies go to heaven.
Obituary headline noted:
"Anti-Vaxxer Dies of COVID."

His family is quite upset,
But they're alive, at least on net.
And, they say, "it's for the better,"
Without the vax "he would be deader."

 

[rope2cope]

lol based poem

 

[Diocel]

fauci ouchi

 

[5ft4ropeconnoisseur]

Damn that was pretty funny.

Did you come with that yourself

 

[Fat Link]

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Man that was brilliant the rhymes and the way it flows perfect

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Damn that was pretty funny.

Did you come with that yourself

He didn’t

 

[Fat Link]

Stickied!

 

[Riinku]

Based post

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Based post

 

[Uninvited]

Feels good to be a pureblood
Maybe there will be a few JB sluts for me after the Great die off

 

[Saigon Depression]

A masterpiece

 

[Deleted member 40252]

lol based poem

 

[TheValeYard]

lol based poem

 

[12 Years a Rotter]

 

[Filipinocel]

Wonder when would people start dropping dead en masse?

 

[allDead]

 

[AsiaCel]

Based. I'm against plandemic mandates

 

[AsiaCel]

Man even got the prions noted down

 

[CurryLMAO]

vaxxie pay the taxxie

 

[TheValeYard]

vax, vax, time to pay the tax

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

@RoastieBeef

 

[blackraven]

@PPEcel what do you have to say about this?

 

[44rp3l]

At first i hated people who took the vaxx but now im actually quite greatful that they take it. Die faster stupid normie (in videogame)

 

[RoastieBeef]

By being against mandates, you are against science, the Supreme Court, and the founding fathers all of whom either had vaccine mandates or supported a form of mandating innoculation

 

[Angry_runt]

I increased my lifts after getting triple vaxxed.
I'm sure death's just around the corner though. Any day now...

 

[fukurou]

very skilled

 

[berais]

By being against mandates, you are against science,

science is not some immaculate process that is infallible, especially when you consider this vaccine is relatively new and hasn't gone through thorough evaluation, like other vaccines in the past have. also, almost most scientific research is non-reproducible

70-90% Of Science Articles NOT Reproducible | BeWellBuzz

Studies show only 10-30% of published science articles are reproducible. What is happening? Why are our studies failing to hold up against scrutiny?

www.bewellbuzz.com

so when it comes to new stuff, particularly in biology, skepticism is a rational view to take. also, there is something called liberty, and if you are against liberty, you are against what benjamin franklin said

the Supreme Court, and the founding fathers all of whom either had vaccine mandates or supported a form of mandating innoculation

also not everyone lives in the USA bud

 

[Nemesis]

Based, I never taked a covid vaccine

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

shit. it made me realize i took two shots already.

 

[MiSKiRaT]

how do you come up with this

 

[Autismus Maximus]

Applause, you got me to laugh

 

[Currychan]

Based as fuck

 

[EpsteinTruther41]

>COVID-related blabber in 2022
slide thread

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Vaxxie, vaxxie, so obsessed,
Wore your mask and took your tests.
Still got COVID, every strain,
Spike proteins inside your brain.

Short of breath at 24,
"Dr. Fauci, gimmie more!"
Proteins tangle and misfold,
Amyloidosis taking hold.

Swollen heart at 25,
"Thank Moderna I'm alive!"
There's no cure for microclot,
Getting worse with every shot.

Heart attack at 26,
Prayed to Pfizer for a fix.
Vaxxie, vaxxie, death is lurking,
Doctor says, "that means it's working."

Died of SADS at 27,
All good vaxxies go to heaven.
Obituary headline noted:
"Anti-Vaxxer Dies of COVID."

His family is quite upset,
But they're alive, at least on net.
And, they say, "it's for the better,"
Without the vax "he would be deader."

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

It's fine.