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Valentine’s Day Prayer

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Oh Lord of the pure and justice, Saints from the sky far gone, from the grass beneath us, from the sea with the fishes.

We, wacked men of the downtrodden and the oppressed pray for the avengers of the unfortunate. The roped, the KSG, the Sudoku.

We, with all our powers and honors, ask for the almighty one for your forgiveness for all we have sinned against our brothers.

Please, Almighty one, we pray for the chosen one. The guidance light, the guiding fugure, the bringer of justice, the pure one to be our guidance for our future, to what else that may come around.

Amen


(Credit to @AsiaCel for the original post.)
 
@First loss can you banish all the thots on valentine's Day?
That type of sorcery exceeds my power. The prophecies say that a hero will come, wielding enormous power granted by St. Elliot. He shall free us of thots.
 
Everyone recite this prayer before it’s too late.
 

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