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Blackpill Users here struggling with a bloated face should try furosemide

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This is an old school bodybuilding drug that will debloat you extremely quickly, within a few hours generally. Furosemide is basically a diuretic, also called a water pill, that is commonly used to reduce edema(water retention). If you ever had a hangover the morning after you'll notice that your face is much leaner and defined this is because alcohol is a diuretic. Coffee in large quantities is also a diuretic but furosemide is much stronger than both. You should avoid high-sodium foods before taking furosemide and also take some kind of electrolyte drink, you should take around 80mg at first, do not go higher than this.

Furosemide rids your body of all types of electrolytes as a by-product of eliminating water. So it could easily land you in the ER room for electrolyte imbalance if you abuse this drug. It can also has a strong rebound effect after consumption if you aren't careful. After consumption it starts draining your body of all the fluids at around the 2 hour mark. You'll be pissing constantly and will be very thirsty. You will be going to the washroom every 5-10 minutes for the next 4-5 hours. This will completely drain your body of all the fluids. You can literally see your face and body getting leaner. By the end of around 6-7 hours. Most of the water in your body will be drained out and you will have a lean chiseled face with 0 bloat. Your cheekbones and jaw should be visible assuming they aren't too weak. Your muscles will pop and your stomach will look flat and abs muscular. This debloated look should stay for the entire day and a few days more if you avoid carbs and sodium.

Disclaimer

-Furosemide is useless for someone who is actually fat(>18% bf) since the reason your face is bloated is due to fat and not water retention

-Some side effects include cramps in fingers and toes. Joint pain, feeling of weakness and mild headache be prepared for this.

-Do not go overboard with dosages or use it too frequently. I can't stress this enough. It's a 4th line treatment and will rape ur kidneys if u over do it but if u use it once a month itll be fine

-The super lean model look isn't for everyone if you have dark circles or a round weak bone structure you'll look like someone who escaped a concentration camp after draining your face of all it's fluids. Your dark circles will look even more pronounced and all the volume that made your face look human will be gone so you will look emaciated and sick.
 
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@THE TRUE DIGLET @NeverEvenBegan @glowIntheDark @anandkonda @NeverGetUp36
 
I would rather not use synthetic pills. There are other ways to get rid of buccal fat, like the removal surgery
 
This is too complicated to go to the drug store and buy.

Here is my solution for face debloat: starve yourself :feelsdevil:

I've been going on the Auschwitz diet for about 3 weeks now.

I eat stale bread mixed with watery soup from instant noodles. Just like the jews did. I think I eat about 600 calories a day or something like that.

I feel better than ever, what the fuck are those jews talking about, Auschwitz diet is very healthy and anyway they were getting like 3 times as much food as me so what are this jews complaining about.
 
I still need to lower my bf % but this looks interesting.
Could be really useful to take pics for OLD if my face is still bloated but I'm not sure how useful it would be IRL because of the side effects.
 
5 dozens of Lasix will not turn you into a prettyboy :feelskek:
 
I would rather not use synthetic pills. There are other ways to get rid of buccal fat, like the removal surgery
I've heard buccal fat surgery makes you look older so it's probably not worth it overall
 
my face isnt bloated
 
My grandma using this for medication of heart failure. Sometimes inceldom needs same treatment with literal heart failure. Brutal.
 
all (((pills))) lower testosterone
 
Thanks
I have a bloated face

But I don't like talking pills, any natural way?
 
The article dates like 4 medicines

And the one said in this post is not one,
i was saying some pills in general and that this could kill T levels
 
Be extremely lean and avoid carbs/sodium like the Plague.
Hmmm
How can I incorporate this in my Indian diet, I don't cook btw my mom does it. I can only ask her what to cook not how to cook
 
Hmmm
How can I incorporate this in my Indian diet, I don't cook btw my mom does it. I can only ask her what to cook not how to cook
Forget rice and roti and only eat rat meat, eggs, vegetables, fruits and protein powder.
 
Forget rice and roti and only eat rat meat, eggs, vegetables, fruits and protein powder.
Impossible
Roti and rice is main dish in every indian dish
 
Inderdasting..
 
I still need to lower my bf % but this looks interesting.
Could be really useful to take pics for OLD if my face is still bloated but I'm not sure how useful it would be IRL because of the side effects.
Most of the side effects are manageable imo. It's good if you have some event coming up too
 
@THE TRUE DIGLET @NeverEvenBegan @glowIntheDark @anandkonda @NeverGetUp36
Will look into it kek although currently I am just focusing on losing weight
 
Any non prescription drugs with similar effects ?
 
No furosemide for my dogshit jaw and eye area
 

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