Serious Urgent!! Help! Need help hiding inceldom from family

[umsure]

I’m at home for the holidays and my mother keeps asking what I’m doing on my computer constantly laying in bed (as a 26 year old JFL).

What’s a normie sounding excuse I could use?

 

[SCAT PACK]

Jerk off in front of her.

 

[umsure]

Jerk off in front of her.

Nigger

 

[user2]

Just say you reading news articles, those are often long and time-consuming

 

[umsure]

Just say you reading news articles, those are often long and time-consuming

Good one

 

[sexualeconomist]

If they truly loved you you wouldn't need to hide anything

Keep the door open for me at night and make them take sleepirpiills. I'll take care of the rest

 

[umsure]

Keep the door open for me at night and make them take sleepirpiills. I'll take care of the rest

vERy nice of you to offER that, i might have to take you up on it

 

[Animecel2D]

Honesty is the best policy

 

[zerozerozero]

 

[Johnny Ramone]

I’m at home for the holidays and my mother keeps asking what I’m doing on my computer constantly laying in bed (as a 26 year old JFL).

What’s a normie sounding excuse I could use?

Watching porn. That's normal.

 

[Kimchicel]

@A concerned mom

 

[umsure]

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Let me slay her!!!

 

[umsure]

Watching porn. That's normal.

Nigger

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

say you're using Google Scholar/LibGen/Sci-Hub/Anna's Archive to download/pirate PDF files of research articles/papers and/or books to read

 

[umsure]

say you're using Google scholar/libgen/schi-hub/Anna's archive to download/pirate PDF files of research articles/papers and/or books to read

are you autistic

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

are you autistic

why do you say that?

 

[Tacomonkey]

Jerk off in front of her.

 

[can't cope no more]

I doubt your mom knows what the word "incel" even means.

 

[Tacomonkey]

I’m at home for the holidays and my mother keeps asking what I’m doing on my computer constantly laying in bed (as a 26 year old JFL).

What’s a normie sounding excuse I could use?

Say you are reading books

 

[umsure]

Say you are reading books

While typing aggressively on .is

Yes of course

 

[Tacomonkey]

While typing aggressively on .is

Yes of course

Use psychic powers to inscribe your thoughts directly onto the .is servers, this way you will not need to type.

 

[umsure]

Use psychic powers to inscribe your thoughts directly onto the .is servers, this way you will not need to type.

I would use those powers to mercilessly grape a foid but sadly I have not been gifted with them

 

[virginsincethen]

jerk off with her panties

 

[umsure]

jerk off with her panties

Nigger

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

are you autistic

just say you're using a digital shadow library to pirate research pdfs on your computer

it's really that simple

 

[umsure]

just say you're using a digital shadow library to pirate research pdfs on your computer

it's really that simple

she’s normie pilled

 

[virginsincethen]

Nigger

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

she’s normie pilled

uhhh...

I think it's a pretty normal pastime

 

[umsure]

uhhh...

I think it's a pretty normal pastime

Are you surgery maxxing

Should I get bimax with genio and cheek implants plus under eye fat transfer

What about limb lengthening too

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

Are you surgery maxxing

Should I get bimax with genio and cheek implants plus under eye fat transfer

What about limb lengthening too

Despite what you may believe, I'm not autistic

 

[Vakasneb3856]

watching movie/tv shows, give a show name and give a bare understanding of it.
Searching for computer parts to buy is a good one.

 

[umsure]

watching movie/tv shows, give a show name and give a bare understanding of it.
Searching for computer parts to buy is a good one.

Based

 

[edgelordcel]

Open up python and alt tab