Serious ur volcel if you don't have a fleshlight

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fleshlight is at least 100 times better than ur hand. get one retard
JFL at being incel and not buying a fake vagina

the one I have, highly recommended
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Those volcels...
 
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Where is the ref. link??
 
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Blacktarpill said:
Where is the ref. link??
they paying me directly
 
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Do you warm it up for a more realistic feeling? im genuinely interested but i dont want frostbite in my dick.
 
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I got a cheap one once and it fell apart RIP
 
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Incellectual said:
I got a cheap one once and it fell apart RIP
it's not a real one. people say "fleshlight" to mean any pocket pussy but I am talking about Fleshlight(tm) fleshlights. They will last years
i_DareYouREEme said:
Do you warm it up for a more realistic feeling? im genuinely interested but i dont want frostbite in my dick.
most of the time I don't bother doesnt stay warm long
 
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Indari said:
it's not a real one. people say "fleshlight" to mean any pocket pussy but I am talking about Fleshlight(tm) fleshlights. They will last years
oh yeah shit I forgot Fleshlight was an actual brand and not just the generic name for a pocket pussy. TBH it seems like a good cope
 
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Thread includes paid promotion.
 
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i am using mine RIGHT NOW
 
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I prefer onaholes
 
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wish i could have one, they seem cool.
 
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Emergency Manual said:
I prefer onaholes
I have 2. the zxy meiki got a bunch of black spots on it that are impossible to get off and the other one (mouth of truth) is just fine
 
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I've been planning to get one but they don't ship to my country :feelsbadman::cryfeels:
 
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Ignas said:
I've been planning to get one but they don't ship to my country :feelsbadman::cryfeels:
my condolences
 
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I might get one eventually
 
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I have "craft" one of these
Fells good
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thought about getting one but cant be bothered to clean it and hide it.
 
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I live with my parents, can't get one except online which means I don't have a way from hiding it from them, can't afford it, etc. But my hand is just good enough anyway.
 
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If I buy one I'm getting one of those special "fit" ones from jstore or something.

How do you even clean those things?
 
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Anonymous26 said:
If I buy one I'm getting one of those special "fit" ones from jstore or something.

How do you even clean those things?
water. it's not hard. takes 30 seconds
Gengar said:
I live with my parents, can't get one except online which means I don't have a way from hiding it from them, can't afford it, etc. But my hand is just good enough anyway.
packaging is discreet and tell your parents to fuck off or you'll run away
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I might get one eventually
do it now if you want good feelings in your penis
 
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Anonymous26 said:
If I buy one I'm getting one of those special "fit" ones from jstore or something.

How do you even clean those things?
 
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Sounds messy tbh.

I’ll just stick with the ol hand.
 
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I would have one if i lived alone.
 
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acnescarcel said:
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I got the madison ivy beyond in the mail yesterday and it literally feels like that one hooker I saw. The pussy lips wrap around your dick amazing stimulating visual :feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh:
 

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