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Discussion Ur offered 1 billion dollars but u become 5'0 ft

JoinedJun 14, 2022Posts162Online2d 19h 40m

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Have anything i ever want, do whatever i want.
 
hell yes
lifes already shit at 5'6,
 
well.. lemme check.. no woman now since.. 4eva... heck yea. Cant hurt. 6 foot incel now, 5 foot incel with a billion, improvement rly
 
You know how much power rich men have over foids? You could be a 3 ft goblin with a barbed cock. With a billion you world have the use of 10/10s daily.
 
Yes
I'd buy some slaves (in minecraft), surgerymaxx,then become famous through my natural autistic endeavors
 
Id take the billion obviously
 
Of course. Money buys the most beautiful carefully hand-selected whores in the world to join you in a gang bang. I’d love to fuck each one of them on one king size bed on top of each other with the windows and doors open so the maids can hear us.
 
Of course. Money buys the most beautiful carefully hand-selected whores in the world to join you in a gang bang. I’d love to fuck each one of them on one king size bed on top of each other with the windows and doors open so the maids can hear us.
Exactly limitless stacy whores, drugs, etc everything u want for the rest of ur life
 
barely any change and i get 1 billion :feelsjuice:
 
Yes fuck whores give me money.
I would lose some inches but will have practically infinite money.
I can buy any whores I want with it.
Only rational case to say no is if you are already a multimillionaire or richer.
 
yes i want to buy more onaholes
 
Yeah. I could just live in a house and never have to bother about money or work anymore. I could become 100% hikikomori and never bother with society anymore.
 
So 4 inches shorter and nothing changes except I'm insanely rich? Yes, I'll take infinite coping money please.

At a certain height a few inches means nothing because you're not seen as a man anyways.
 
Of course. Who wouldn't take a billion dollars.
 
Yes I’m not getting sex anyways
 
Of course I would. I'd get every surgery and treatment in the world to turn myself into a 6'4 gigachad, would cost roughly $200k and then I'd have $1,999,700,000 dollars left to do whatever I want with it
 
Being an incompetentcel I would probably squander it somehow :fuk:
 
Yes. With a billion dollars I buy a mansion in the woods and never have to speak to anyone ever again so it won't matter what my height is
 
Legit only losing 3 inches for a billion. What a deal
 
Fuck yes I would have a whole harem of whores and live an amazing permavacation life
 
It's also a height improvement for some users :lul::lul::lul:
 
Hell yeah. Just use the money to fuck whores.
 
yes I would hire 2 shortcels to be my shins and then we will 3 for 1 escortmaxx together :panties:
 

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