Stole a whore's phone today | Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate
Let's start with some background. I'm a ricecel that's currently studymaxxing at uni. I would say that I'm generally a mild and reasonable guy. What I did today was quite out of character for me. Maybe my inceldom is causing me to slowly lose my marbles? Whatever the case may be, let's talk...
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I'm not gonna lie, I was nervous when I went to class today. I knew there was no evidence against me, but I couldn't help it. Thankfully, all went well and it looks like I'm getting away scott free.
I struck up a conversation with the noodlewhore I stole the phone from. It went something like this.
Me: Hey ______, did you find your phone?
Noodlewhore: (visibly frustrated) No, couldn't find it.
Me: Damn that sucks. So are you thinking of getting a new one?
Noodlewhore: I'm just using my old phone for now.
Me: What phone is it?
Noodlewhore: *pulls out phone and shows me*
Noodlewhore: My dad gave me his old iPhone 8. I had to go to the store and get a new sim card too.
Me: Sounds like a hassle. Hope your phone turns up at some point. Maybe it's still somewhere in the school?
Noodlewhore: Yeah maybe.
Me: mhm.......
Me internally:
I honestly feel fucking terrific, in a "high on life" kinda way. It's actually kinda scary how addicting this is. I never imagined myself becoming an incel kleptomaniac, but I guess life is unpredicatable
