Story update on escortcelling

[MaxZM98]

https://incels.is/threads/3rd-attempt-at-finding-an-escort.73517/ read this first

so this time i actually went through with it. the girl didnt look like a teenager but she hadnt hit the wall yet (she looked maybe 25-30, perhaps older because asians look young), 5/10 maybe. she was a bit chubby. she didnt let me have oral without condom or french kiss, or lick her tits...she allowed one position with me on top, and it was hard to move my dick in and out of her hairy pussy. it was kinda uncomfortable, really. we ended on a handjob. was a bit underwhelming.

it is annoying. i dont think i will ever get to fuck prime pussy like you see in porn. i need to get a gf. prime pussy (at least where i live) is only reserved for chad. really attractive girls dont need to prostitute themselves because they can get by on their looks alone. feelsbadman.

 

[Six]

Add a escort count like that one guy.

 

[youngcel39]

ughhhhhh escorting is worse than just being an incel

 

[Deleted member 1983]

kinda makes me glad that i changed my mind on that dumb idea to lose my virginity to an escort.

seems like a shit time OP.

 

[Frankenstein's M.]

Prostitutes are a fucking waste of time tbh

 

[Berserker123]

Prostitutes are a fucking waste of time tbh

Escorting is a waste of time if they find you repulsive. Escorts giggle and smile and let you french kiss them if they like you.

 

[Professorjpj]

https://incels.is/threads/3rd-attempt-at-finding-an-escort.73517/ read this first

so this time i actually went through with it. the girl didnt look like a teenager but she hadnt hit the wall yet (she looked maybe 25-30, perhaps older because asians look young), 5/10 maybe. she was a bit chubby. she didnt let me have oral without condom or french kiss, or lick her tits...she allowed one position with me on top, and it was hard to move my dick in and out of her hairy pussy. it was kinda uncomfortable, really. we ended on a handjob. was a bit underwhelming.

it is annoying. i dont think i will ever get to fuck prime pussy like you see in porn. i need to get a gf. prime pussy (at least where i live) is only reserved for chad. really attractive girls dont need to prostitute themselves because they can get by on their looks alone. feelsbadman.

If your gonna PAY for it, get the FINEST one you can get for the price!! And make it a POINT to get FULL GFE EXPERIENCE, otherwise its NOT FUN AT ALL!! You got scammed buddy...

 

[MaxZM98]

If your gonna PAY for it, get the FINEST one you can get for the price!! And make it a POINT to get FULL GFE EXPERIENCE, otherwise its NOT FUN AT ALL!! You got scammed buddy...

i literally tried 4 other girls and this was the best one. escorts suck over here

 

[Professorjpj]

i literally tried 4 other girls and this was the best one. escorts suck over here

Where the hell do you live?

 

[MaxZM98]

Where the hell do you live?

north london

 

[Akira]

seems like a shit time OP.

Sucks you didn't have a better experience.

 

[Professorjpj]

north london

Shame... Seems like theyd have some Gorgeous escorts there in london.. Its CERTAINLY a big enough city.. Most of my escort experiences were in sin city, las vegas... They HAVE to be gorgeous and keep their rates within reason BECAUSE theres so much competition!

 

[engineerescortceler]

dude get yourself an agency or some shit, i've fucked prime stacy 18 y.o pussy for like $150 lol. u can get it if u want, only problem is it's expensive

 

[Professorjpj]

Next time DONT settle for chubby! or ANYTHING LESS then the complete girlfriend experience! Make it known beforehand, she'd BETTER perform and EARN her money, seriously!! The trick is tell them they dont have to be attracted to you, just MAKE you believe they are!!

 

[MaxZM98]

Next time DONT settle for chubby! or ANYTHING LESS then the complete girlfriend experience! Make it known beforehand, she'd BETTER perform and EARN her money, seriously!! The trick is tell them they dont have to be attracted to you, just MAKE you believe they are!!

:'(

 

[Professorjpj]

:'(

trust me, if they know in advance that either they "perform" like a real girlfriend or they wont get PAID, they will choose to perform... Also, NEVER pay them in advance, place the donation in plain sight, on a table or such, and let them know they can take it AFTER you two are done, and NOT BEFORE, and only if you are satisfied! This method WORKS!

 

[Deleted member 1983]

Sucks you didn't have a better experience.

why are you replying to me and not OP?

i didnt escortcel lel

 

[MaxZM98]

why are you replying to me and not OP?

i didnt escortcel lel

he was prob talking to me

 

[NormieKiller]

dude get yourself an agency or some shit, i've fucked prime stacy 18 y.o pussy for like $150 lol. u can get it if u want, only problem is it's expensive

Fakecel out!

 

[ElliotLookAlike]

Prostitutes are a fucking waste of time tbh

"fucking"

 

[MentallyBroken]

This is proof that escortcelling is a waste

 

[wizardcel]

The list goes and on. Going to an escort is the most humiliating thing a man can do. It proves you've hit the bottom of the barrel in desperation. I have a friend who had a bad experience as well. He's black, short and ugly. So he decided to go to an escort. He got a room, she stripped off her clothes, lied down on the bed and stood there like a statue. At one point, he tried to kiss her neck but he saw the look of disgust in her eyes. He lost his virginity that night. It was his worst experience, he admitted that it traumatized him a little. We simply cannot escape. It's truly over.

 

[leftyincel]

can you stop using the phrase 'prime pussy'

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

Escorting is a waste of time if they find you repulsive. Escorts giggle and smile and let you french kiss them if they like you.

 

[Akira]

he was prob talking to me

I was lol. Just quoting what the other user said as well.

 

[Deleted member 6214]

north london

Where did you find the escort? Was it a website or from a newspaper.

 

[MaxZM98]

Where did you find the escort? Was it a website or from a newspaper.

vivastreet

 

[Deleted member 6214]

vivastreet

Ah ok, i've browsed that website quite a few times. Tbh a lot of the profiles look fake.

 

[lastchancel]

can you stop using the phrase 'prime pussy'

no

 

[Buzz_the_incel]

You are doing it wrong, my doods.
I used to think that escorts were needed for that girlfriend experiences too but I was wrong.
Prostitutes are needed for these kinds of things:

Beat her and humiliate into whatever perverted thing you desire. Pour fear into her soul. Mutilate her psyche. Make it worth every cent of the buck you pay her.

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

ughhhhhh escorting is worse than just being an incel

tbh, that seems awful. Even worse given that you actually have to pay for that shit, jfl.