Update on ascension quest

[CRASH THE CUCK]

All the places I wend to meeteth wenches art unfruitful.

The wenches art eith'r fusty, 'r thence an wenches at all.

Wh're thence is young wenches, those gents art good now taken by anoth'r sir

 

[CRASH THE CUCK]

in other words, the women are old, or if they are young, they already taken.

many times its a sausage fest

 

[Sgtpinkie]

Sire… hit is Ofer.

 

[Fantasea]

I shall have share in this most happy wreck