Hello IT, here's a new idea that you DEFINITELY SHOULDNT DO AT ALL.
To get a girlfriend.
For legal purposes this is entirely satire and not something you should actually do.
This will only work if you can manipulate your way in. Must have some good physical qualities.
Find the fattest bitch you could possibly encounter on a dating app/site.
We're talkin 500lbs+
She probably wont be on tinder or any other mainstream site because of her low self esteem and she wont find any chads there.
Next talk to her. Make her feel special but not too special now, shes a fat disgusting bitch and she needs to know it. Learn her interests and use that as a way to lure her in.
Promise her with money and baked goods.
All females are gold diggers and for this particular case, food is one of her only sources of comfort.
Once you've got a date secured, say you will meet her at her house. She is probably too fat to walk around or drive so you gotta come to her giving the illusion of princess treatment.
Next step, you drug her preferred drink/slop. Carry her out into your van/truck and drive her home. This wont work for skinnycels so start lifting a few months prior.
having a house would be ideal for this situation since you can have a basement to lock her in. Keep her there and starve her until she gets to a good weight. Offer food in favor for whatever you want her to do.
of course when she loses the weight she will run away due to her newfound health. This is when you either repeat the process, move to asia, or go to prison for your crimes.
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To get a girlfriend.
For legal purposes this is entirely satire and not something you should actually do.
This will only work if you can manipulate your way in. Must have some good physical qualities.
Find the fattest bitch you could possibly encounter on a dating app/site.
We're talkin 500lbs+
She probably wont be on tinder or any other mainstream site because of her low self esteem and she wont find any chads there.
Next talk to her. Make her feel special but not too special now, shes a fat disgusting bitch and she needs to know it. Learn her interests and use that as a way to lure her in.
Promise her with money and baked goods.
All females are gold diggers and for this particular case, food is one of her only sources of comfort.
Once you've got a date secured, say you will meet her at her house. She is probably too fat to walk around or drive so you gotta come to her giving the illusion of princess treatment.
Next step, you drug her preferred drink/slop. Carry her out into your van/truck and drive her home. This wont work for skinnycels so start lifting a few months prior.
having a house would be ideal for this situation since you can have a basement to lock her in. Keep her there and starve her until she gets to a good weight. Offer food in favor for whatever you want her to do.
of course when she loses the weight she will run away due to her newfound health. This is when you either repeat the process, move to asia, or go to prison for your crimes.
This post has been sponsored by Palantir. Glory to Benjamin Netanyahu and the state of Israel. Do not ban me mods
