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nxdismycope

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you need to work X time (different in each country) before you can get FREE MONEY
i worked for a bit more than a year and quitted my job due to horrible mental state.
at first i didnt even thought of looking into unemployment benefits because i was sure i wont get it and that they will find a reason not to give it to me.
i had to wait couple of weeks because i quitted my job (if i would get fired i would get the money right away..)
for the last 6 weeks im getting 350$/week for basicly nothing. i just must come to them like once every 10 days, the women there tell me they got nothing for me (they look for jobs for you) and i can go.
ofcourse if they find a job for you and you dont take it they stop pay you but idc cuz for now at least i get free money and i will probaly get it for the next 4~8 weeks.
thats so awesome, fucking taking my taxes back + some more free money :D
why the fuck people go for a new job when they can take unemployment benefits? if i would work now i would get like 20% more money
 
ill rekt u all
 
What if you keep getting fired from your jobs? Do you still get these benefits after every time?
 
Where is this? Can't live on $350/mo in America, how do you make it?
 
Read again buddy boyo. He says 350 a week
hE SAID $350/week. Still ultra cheap but livable if you don't have to pay rent.
Well fuck me... shit reading comprehension. Thanks boyos. That's a lot of free money. But I thought one had to be fired, you can't quit and get unemploymentbux can you?
 
Well fuck me... shit reading comprehension. Thanks boyos. That's a lot of free money. But I thought one had to be fired, you can't quit and get unemploymentbux can you?
in most places i think its work like that: (europe and america)
first of all you need to work X days before asking for the benefits, here its like 9 months i think so probaly 7-12 months in most places
if you get fired u can ask for them right away
if u quit u need to wait some time (in my case it was 5~7 weeks i think) and u get nothing in that time but after that u get so its still nice
 
Just wait until a year goes by. You'll become crazy. I have been a NEET myself, and two people I know what have been NEETing for years longer than me – I only NEETed for 3 years – say that it's absolutely horrible to have to live like this.
 
Just wait until a year goes by. You'll become crazy. I have been a NEET myself, and two people I know what have been NEETing for years longer than me – I only NEETed for 3 years – say that it's absolutely horrible to have to live like this.
i know. im going crazy in my house...... but still at least i get nice money from nothing
baiscly the normies pay for me neetting.
 
i know. im going crazy in my house...... but still at least i get nice money from nothing
baiscly the normies pay for me neetting.
I see your point. But one of these days you'll want to start doing something with your life. In the meantime, make the best out of it.
 
I work 40 hours a week and I still make less than $350 a week. FML.

If I get exactly 40 hours my weekly paycheck is about $320.
 
In America they deduct past unemployment pay if you are later found to be disabled. It’s no free ride.
 
What the fuck 350 a week is pretty good, 1400 a month for doing NOTHING? The fuck
 
I work 40 hours a week and I still make less than $350 a week. FML.

If I get exactly 40 hours my weekly paycheck is about $320.

But where do you live? In USA or second world country or some shithole goatfuckinstan? $320 dollars per week for example would be good money for where I live(central Europe)
 
you need to work X time (different in each country) before you can get FREE MONEY
i worked for a bit more than a year and quitted my job due to horrible mental state.
at first i didnt even thought of looking into unemployment benefits because i was sure i wont get it and that they will find a reason not to give it to me.
i had to wait couple of weeks because i quitted my job (if i would get fired i would get the money right away..)
for the last 6 weeks im getting 350$/week for basicly nothing. i just must come to them like once every 10 days, the women there tell me they got nothing for me (they look for jobs for you) and i can go.
ofcourse if they find a job for you and you dont take it they stop pay you but idc cuz for now at least i get free money and i will probaly get it for the next 4~8 weeks.
thats so awesome, fucking taking my taxes back + some more free money :D
why the fuck people go for a new job when they can take unemployment benefits? if i would work now i would get like 20% more money
I've done this for 2 years (max duration) from 2016 to 2018
Awesome mini retirement
 
But where do you live? In USA or second world country or some shithole goatfuckinstan? $320 dollars per week for example would be good money for where I live(central Europe)

USA.

I'm sure $320 a week would go pretty far in parts of central and eastern europe. If I could make that amount of money online I would move to eastern europe for sure.
 
USA.

I'm sure $320 a week would go pretty far in parts of central and eastern europe. If I could make that amount of money online I would move to eastern europe for sure.

Da fuk? $320 per week in USA? 8 dollars per hour? Shit, I thought even people flipping burgers are better off in USA. When I worked online I usually earned above 7 dollars per hour and mostly I wasn't really working but waiting for something to do. And to be honest 320$ per week wouldn't even be that much in central europe, I mean sure if you had your own apartment then yes but in bigger cities apartment rent+ bills usually costs ~400-450 dollars per month.

Although in Ukraine sure, you would be a king.
 
Autismbux is better. Don't need to slave beforehand and I'm set for life.
 
i might do this honestly fuck, wage cucking but i need the money...
 
I work 40 hours a week and I still make less than $350 a week. FML.

If I get exactly 40 hours my weekly paycheck is about $320.

Where do you work that has a minimum wage of $8? I'm English, so idk about this
 
Where do you live bro? I could be wrong but here in America you can't get those unemployment benefits unless you're fired.
 
you need to work X time (different in each country) before you can get FREE MONEY
i worked for a bit more than a year and quitted my job due to horrible mental state.
at first i didnt even thought of looking into unemployment benefits because i was sure i wont get it and that they will find a reason not to give it to me.
i had to wait couple of weeks because i quitted my job (if i would get fired i would get the money right away..)
for the last 6 weeks im getting 350$/week for basicly nothing. i just must come to them like once every 10 days, the women there tell me they got nothing for me (they look for jobs for you) and i can go.
ofcourse if they find a job for you and you dont take it they stop pay you but idc cuz for now at least i get free money and i will probaly get it for the next 4~8 weeks.
thats so awesome, fucking taking my taxes back + some more free money :D
why the fuck people go for a new job when they can take unemployment benefits? if i would work now i would get like 20% more money

Gigacope
 
USA.

I'm sure $320 a week would go pretty far in parts of central and eastern europe. If I could make that amount of money online I would move to eastern europe for sure.
Are you planning to move to EE some day??? Which country??
 
Where do you work that has a minimum wage of $8? I'm English, so idk about this

USA. The federal minimum wage right now is $7.25. Some states have it higher though. It's a bit higher than that in my state. Keep in mind I make $320 a week after taxes though.
 
Are you planning to move to EE some day??? Which country??

Some day. Not any time soon though obviously as I have no money saved up, am currently living paycheck to paycheck and don't have a means of working remotely.

I'll need to expatriate before this generation is running the country though. This generation is terrifyingly authoritarian, and thinking about what what they will do when in power legit scares me. Redditors represent the average millennial pretty well....now imagine a redditor president, with a congress full of mostly redditors. Terrifying thought....but it's inevitable. So I'll need to expatriate before then for sure.

What part of eastern europe? Not sure yet. It will have to be a place that I can afford and where my kind is welcome (at least not hated). Also a country where I won't be arrested for the things that I post for some thought crime. But who knows.....maybe no such country will exist in 25 years.
 
I work 40 hours a week and I still make less than $350 a week. FML.

If I get exactly 40 hours my weekly paycheck is about $320.
truest of cels.

i make 364 for 40 hrs doing construction
 
Rather trying to earn more by wagecuckmaxx to afford my surgeries
 
Some day. Not any time soon though obviously as I have no money saved up, am currently living paycheck to paycheck and don't have a means of working remotely.

I'll need to expatriate before this generation is running the country though. This generation is terrifyingly authoritarian, and thinking about what what they will do when in power legit scares me. Redditors represent the average millennial pretty well....now imagine a redditor president, with a congress full of mostly redditors. Terrifying thought....but it's inevitable. So I'll need to expatriate before then for sure.

What part of eastern europe? Not sure yet. It will have to be a place that I can afford and where my kind is welcome (at least not hated). Also a country where I won't be arrested for the things that I post for some thought crime. But who knows.....maybe no such country will exist in 25 years.
If you arent white (white passing is not enought if your skin isnt 100% white), i suggest you do not go to Poland, you might be killed by white supremacists there.

I believe that Romania is a good option for you, or you can also move to South America. Argentina is a good option.
 
I work 40 hours a week and I still make less than $350 a week. FML.

If I get exactly 40 hours my weekly paycheck is about $320.
What do you do, mop floors?
 
I work 40 hours a week and I still make less than $350 a week. FML.

If I get exactly 40 hours my weekly paycheck is about $320.
Do they pay you $7.25 too?
 
4000 dollars/per month, neetbux in his finest tbh
 
went today. thay wanted to talk to me and i thought they gonna cut my free money lol but just asked some more questions and judged me with "Why dont u go study"
but free money still coming my way.
 
went today. thay wanted to talk to me and i thought they gonna cut my free money lol but just asked some more questions and judged me with "Why dont u go study"
but free money still coming my way.
what country u in? How would u get in situation like that in USA?
 
I work 40 hours a week and I still make less than $350 a week. FML.

If I get exactly 40 hours my weekly paycheck is about $320.

Lol I'm the same but I work like 30 hours and I don't work but post on incels.is like @BlkPillPres and @Zesto since I'm I'm a cubicle
 
Lol I'm the same but I work like 30 hours and I don't work but post on incels.is like @BlkPillPres and @Zesto since I'm I'm a cubicle

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It is my dream to get a corporate job for a western company in Tokyo and post all day on 4chan, 2chan, and .is

English teaching is just a stepping stone.
 
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It is my dream to get a corporate job for a western company in Tokyo and post all day on 4chan, 2chan, and .is

English teaching is just a stepping stone.

Lol Im living your dream

But I'm part time so no benefits
 

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