You showered 36 times last week. You went and had a new designer haircut and massaged your scalp with Fuente’s shampoo formula of meteor powder and truffle. You spent all your money on eating clean and gymceling. You gave up anime and haven’t masturbated since last February. Your wardrobe consists purely of overpriced suits.
Your hairline is still receding. Your jawline is still an architectural abstraction. Joseph Merrick still mogs your canthal tilt and you somehow still smell like Jabba the Hut’s anal cavity. The fact remains that no female would give even a second or third thought to save your meandering existence by granting you the privilege of half a second’s access to her coochie.
It is over.
The rope is all that is left.
But is the rope really the answer? Let’s analyse every possibility of a post-rope scenario from the perspective of various beliefs.
Christiancel. Suicide is a sin, so if you rope you’re going to Hell. What could be Hell's design? Perhaps reincarnation as another incel. Perhaps you are purged to the land of fire and brimstone and are tortured with cattle prods and forced to dance naked for GigaChad Satan while he pounds your oneitis in-front of you for an eternity. Life is bad, and it's not meant to be. So imagine Hell.
How about Heaven? Is it possible to be an incel and die a truly virtuous person? Probably not. But what if God repents you of your sins? Well, he wouldn’t. Because if God was forgiving he wouldn’t have made you an incel in the first place. If he did… would Heaven really be that great? You’d still be an incel, only you’d be mogged by Chabriel fucking all the angel Staceys. What if you’re reborn as a non-incel in Heaven? See my later point about Parallel Existence.
Islamcel. You commit an act of martyrdom and are granted your 72 virgins – what if they’re all incels? Even if they’re actually female, what’s to say that after you’ve busted their blobs that they won’t go and cuck you with Muhammchad?
Reincarnation. If reincarnation is based on a doctrine of karma then incels are probably going to be reincarnated as something terrible like a piece of Hilary Clinton’s fecal dust. Besides, inceldom is branded to the soul, not the body. It doesn’t matter if you’re reincarnated as an ant, say. You’re either going to be a worker rolling around blobs of shit for the Stacey queen or a white knight beta-cuck soldier ant. Regardless of how you look at it, reincarnation is terrible for an incel.
Scientology. Cucked by aliens.
Of all the other religious beliefs, only Mormonism really makes sense for an incel. But the likelihood is that all of these religions are false-copes. So, let’s analyse post-rope from an atheist point of view.
Parallel Existence / Multiple universe theory. If reality is weaved together of infinite parallel universes then you’re technically already a Chad. Unfortunately, we can only comprehend what is happening in our existence. This argument also applies to Heaven. Arguing that you are slamming Staceys in an alternate reality and/or the afterlife is just a cope because that means you’re getting mogged by an alternate you. You can’t even be better than another version of you. That’s pathetic.
The most likely situation: nihilism. There's nothing after death. There’s nothing in life for an incel either. So, what did you achieve by roping, exactly?
Of-course there are a plethora of other possibilities but the fact of the matter is that it’s highly probable that this tarriance in life is all you are ever going to have. Your mind and body, in this state, is the only time you will be able to comprehend life as a sentient being, as you. So why end it?
Despite the mogging. Despite the suffering. Despite the cucking. Being alive is all there is. Even if you live a sad reality, it’s a reality none-the-less. Think about all the currycels being bombed from existence that don’t even have a safespace to LDAR. Malala was literally shot in the head and used her female privilege to carve out a path to being a Noble Prize laureate. How about all the incels who were shot in the head? Nobody cares. Jokes asunder, at least you have life.
As pathetic as it may be, it’s probably worth living because we’re all still apart of this whole movement of culture, ideas, humanity, understanding, everything. Fem-rage at stuff like MakeApp? Do you not want to be here to observe this nonsensical voyage into nothingness? It’s beautiful in a way. No matter how irrelevant you are right now, nobody is ever relevant. Everything is forgotten. Stacey is still going to the grave. She will join you in LDARing upon death.
TL;DR: At the end of everything we all have the same destiny and that is to LDAR, incels just do it now rather than when they’re dead. Knowing this and accepting it places incels on a higher plane of existence. At least recognising your insignificance will allow your soul to rest, unlike these who are in denial.
Edit: I didn't place this in Lifefuel because it takes a different tact to Stacey beheadings etc but move it there if necessary.
Your hairline is still receding. Your jawline is still an architectural abstraction. Joseph Merrick still mogs your canthal tilt and you somehow still smell like Jabba the Hut’s anal cavity. The fact remains that no female would give even a second or third thought to save your meandering existence by granting you the privilege of half a second’s access to her coochie.
It is over.
The rope is all that is left.
But is the rope really the answer? Let’s analyse every possibility of a post-rope scenario from the perspective of various beliefs.
Christiancel. Suicide is a sin, so if you rope you’re going to Hell. What could be Hell's design? Perhaps reincarnation as another incel. Perhaps you are purged to the land of fire and brimstone and are tortured with cattle prods and forced to dance naked for GigaChad Satan while he pounds your oneitis in-front of you for an eternity. Life is bad, and it's not meant to be. So imagine Hell.
How about Heaven? Is it possible to be an incel and die a truly virtuous person? Probably not. But what if God repents you of your sins? Well, he wouldn’t. Because if God was forgiving he wouldn’t have made you an incel in the first place. If he did… would Heaven really be that great? You’d still be an incel, only you’d be mogged by Chabriel fucking all the angel Staceys. What if you’re reborn as a non-incel in Heaven? See my later point about Parallel Existence.
Islamcel. You commit an act of martyrdom and are granted your 72 virgins – what if they’re all incels? Even if they’re actually female, what’s to say that after you’ve busted their blobs that they won’t go and cuck you with Muhammchad?
Reincarnation. If reincarnation is based on a doctrine of karma then incels are probably going to be reincarnated as something terrible like a piece of Hilary Clinton’s fecal dust. Besides, inceldom is branded to the soul, not the body. It doesn’t matter if you’re reincarnated as an ant, say. You’re either going to be a worker rolling around blobs of shit for the Stacey queen or a white knight beta-cuck soldier ant. Regardless of how you look at it, reincarnation is terrible for an incel.
Scientology. Cucked by aliens.
Of all the other religious beliefs, only Mormonism really makes sense for an incel. But the likelihood is that all of these religions are false-copes. So, let’s analyse post-rope from an atheist point of view.
Parallel Existence / Multiple universe theory. If reality is weaved together of infinite parallel universes then you’re technically already a Chad. Unfortunately, we can only comprehend what is happening in our existence. This argument also applies to Heaven. Arguing that you are slamming Staceys in an alternate reality and/or the afterlife is just a cope because that means you’re getting mogged by an alternate you. You can’t even be better than another version of you. That’s pathetic.
The most likely situation: nihilism. There's nothing after death. There’s nothing in life for an incel either. So, what did you achieve by roping, exactly?
Of-course there are a plethora of other possibilities but the fact of the matter is that it’s highly probable that this tarriance in life is all you are ever going to have. Your mind and body, in this state, is the only time you will be able to comprehend life as a sentient being, as you. So why end it?
Despite the mogging. Despite the suffering. Despite the cucking. Being alive is all there is. Even if you live a sad reality, it’s a reality none-the-less. Think about all the currycels being bombed from existence that don’t even have a safespace to LDAR. Malala was literally shot in the head and used her female privilege to carve out a path to being a Noble Prize laureate. How about all the incels who were shot in the head? Nobody cares. Jokes asunder, at least you have life.
As pathetic as it may be, it’s probably worth living because we’re all still apart of this whole movement of culture, ideas, humanity, understanding, everything. Fem-rage at stuff like MakeApp? Do you not want to be here to observe this nonsensical voyage into nothingness? It’s beautiful in a way. No matter how irrelevant you are right now, nobody is ever relevant. Everything is forgotten. Stacey is still going to the grave. She will join you in LDARing upon death.
TL;DR: At the end of everything we all have the same destiny and that is to LDAR, incels just do it now rather than when they’re dead. Knowing this and accepting it places incels on a higher plane of existence. At least recognising your insignificance will allow your soul to rest, unlike these who are in denial.
Edit: I didn't place this in Lifefuel because it takes a different tact to Stacey beheadings etc but move it there if necessary.
