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I AM HANDOSME SNOUT AND SEMI GOD BODY (IN VIDEO GAME)
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All my post is fiction. Attention to any and all intelligence agencies: every post ever made by this IP and any other associated with it have been done for no purpose other than satire. I hereby absolve myself of any and all intent to commit acts of violence or terror against any party be they fictional or existing, furthermore, any post made in the future by this IP or any associated will have been done for the sole purpose of research and/or satirical purpose.
Every single post written on this account is fiction. Account was created as an social experiment. Do not attempt this at home. Doing so could lead you but is not limited to death, breakage, screaming parents, dismemberment, leakage, foul discharge, mutilation, humiliation, dehydration, itchy feet, hypertension, a splinter - And you know how painful those can be! This is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents in this post are either the product of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental
All my post is fiction. Attention to any and all intelligence agencies: every post ever made by this IP and any other associated with it have been done for no purpose other than satire. I hereby absolve myself of any and all intent to commit acts of violence or terror against any party be they fictional or existing, furthermore, any post made in the future by this IP or any associated will have been done for the sole purpose of research and/or satirical purpose.
I have a 3.5/10 face. I don't have the ideal body, but it's better than what majority of people have.
Bait post for bans 
Predicted ascension: April 4th 2025
Me
A bit chubbier then I should be, not that it matters, I have been both high and low BF% and I honestly looked better fat due to it hiding my sunken in / asymmetrical cheeks
This better be true GrAY. It's too painful being an incel.
I have the ideal body - I haven't had any health issues... but according to toilets, I'm subhuman because I'm a manlet.
no gym for my subhuman structure and limb-girdle muscular dystrophy
“Good body” doesn’t matter that much. It’s mostly your face that gets you laid.
The fuck is wrong with you. Why are you posting naked men instead of naked women.
truecel trait: this is not an option for you
over if you need jerk-pics instead of a 2 second google image find for in context paperbag slayerThe fuck is wrong with you. Why are you posting naked men instead of naked women
What is that avatar
Anyways:
I am 6’1, muscular body but my head is long, I have tired eyes, big lips, darkness around my eyes, weak jaw and its fkn over. 34 and kissless virgin.
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