NeverEvenBegan
30 KHHV. Ugliest facecel on .is
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View: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/183jhvu/worst_sex_of_my_life_trying_to_be_a_wingman_for/
So roastie and her friend go to a bar where they start making out with two guys who are brothers.
The guy was attractive, so they get to the point of having sex.I haven’t had sex in a while and he was attractive to me, so I guess I’ll have it.
Absolutely brutal. It turns out the attractive chadlite is a dicklet, so of course that's a complete turn off for roastieWe get back to his apartment, smoke a joint, make out, and he pulls his pants down and it’s literally a micropenis. Maybe like 2-3 inches. I’m immediately turned off
I get it, bitch. You were turned off. You wanted to get railed by a 7 inch thundercock insteadHe puts a condom on, trying to tell me what to do and be hot, but I was so turned off.
Hotdog in a hallway. Roastie couldn't even feel itwhile I was laying on my back, he had to let me know that it was inside.
''Miserable''. Just because he had a small dick. He did everything perfectly until this moment. Remember she said the guy was attractive and they were making out and smoking joints 5 minutes agoI laid there miserable
Pure evil and cruelty. Even her foid friend made fun of the guy for no reason.she goes onto tell me that she didn’t even have sex with her man, and then proceeds to make fun of how ugly my man was
Somehow the roastie feels like the victim here after humiliating the guy on the internet??I’m ashamed, I’m disappointed that I couldn’t stick up for myself more, and she’s only making me feel worse.
Remember: you can do everything right and get her in bed, but as soon as she sees you're not a 7 incher, she will fucking hate you.