Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

Discussion TV show idea: Pimp My Incel

ilieknothing

ilieknothing

كاريسل
★★★★★
Joined
Nov 8, 2017
Posts
12,031
A lot of you zoomercels are probably unfamiliar with a show called Pimp My Ride. The show is hosted by a hip hop nigger called Xzibit, he goes to someone's house takes their car to a mechanic called LA Customs and they effectively looksmaxx the car, I don't think they improve the engine or anything. The looksmaxxing involves usually painting it, improving the seats and interior and putting television screens everywhere on the car.

With Pimp My Incel it will be hosted by a foid. The foid will do whatever it can to get the incel to get a gf. This will include looksmaxxing, plastic surgery and even blue pilled stuff like "puhsonality", "de-radicalisation" and "cunfidence". If the foid fails the foid will be obligated to have sex with the incel. I propose the foid who did the vice video be the first host of this show.

What are your thoughts? Would you participate in a TV show like this?
 
Last edited:
I watched pimp my ride, and no foid would ever do that for an incel. Keep dreaming
 
Last edited:
But wouldn't this mean the foid would just choose fakecels for the program? And fakecels still get a lot of views.

But overall, seems like a good idea
 
If this show gets picked up, money and fame will be involved. So who knows?
It would never get picked up
But wouldn't this mean the foid would just choose fakecels for the program? And fakecels still get a lot of views.

But overall, seems like a good idea
Indeed
But wouldn't this mean the foid would just choose fakecels for the program? And fakecels still get a lot of views.

But overall, seems like a good idea
Indeed
 
But wouldn't this mean the foid would just choose fakecels for the program? And fakecels still get a lot of views.

But overall, seems like a good idea
Foid wouldn't choose the incel, it would be chosen by the producer (hopefully me since I came up with the idea).
 
Foid wouldn't choose the incel, it would be chosen by the producer (hopefully me since I came up with the idea).
Keep dreaming, you need money to produce bro. But it's a good idea yet u stole it from pimp my ride so its not valid.
 
Keep dreaming, you need money to produce bro. But it's a good idea yet u stole it from pimp my ride so its not valid.
Funds would be from the TV studio that picks it up. It's a spin off of Pimp My Ride, there are spin offs in television all the time.
 
Funds would be from the TV studio that picks it up. It's a spin off of Pimp My Ride, there are spin offs in television all the time.
Yeah, but yt'ers are already doing this type of stuff. So no point really.
 
Yo dawg we put a virgin in your incel so you can ldar while you rope
 
There was extreme makover, i didnt watch it, i watched the Serbian version. Every ep was an toothless single mom transformed into a blow up doll. I guess US version was much or less the same.
 
But wouldn't this mean the foid would just choose fakecels for the program? And fakecels still get a lot of views.

But overall, seems like a good idea
Fakecels winning. Bad idea.


Truecels getting a break and winning for once? Sign me up
 
I remember an incel show on mtv, where incels took revenge on their bullys in hand to hand fights, but the INCELS always won, that makes me realize that it was all acted :fuk:
the same would probably happen with the show you propose.
 
Last edited:
I remember an incel show on mtv, where incels took revenge on their bullys in melee fights, but the INCELS always won, that makes me realize that it was all acted :fuk:
the same would probably happen with the show you propose.
:feelskek: sounds interesting
 
There was extreme makover, i didnt watch it, i watched the Serbian version. Every ep was an toothless single mom transformed into a blow up doll. I guess US version was much or less the same.

I saw a chapter once, I thought it was really stupid.
I think the people who appeared on that show were just acting like they were impressed with the new look because there were cameras recording and that influenced them to act the way they did
With Pimp My Incel it will be hosted by a foid. The foid will do whatever it can to get the incel to get a gf. This will include looksmaxxing, plastic surgery and even blue pilled stuff like "puhsonality", "de-radicalisation" and "cunfidence". If the foid fails the foid will be obligated to have sex with the incel. I propose the foid who did the vice video be the first host of this show.

What are your thoughts? Would you participate in a TV show like this?
i remember once i saw a porn video where a chick who wanted to break a record was getting fucked by many men, and before they went in to fuck her, some porn nurses were giving oral sex to the men and taking the semen out of them before fucking her.
that would be a great TV show, nurses taking incels virginity with their mouths :feelshaha:
 
Last edited:
no what the fuck is wrong with you lmao

what the fuck

fakecel faggot
 
You really made me laugh:lul:. I'm sure if this show happens it will get alot of views
 
no what the fuck is wrong with you lmao

what the fuck

fakecel faggot
Please explain what is wrong with my idea?
You really made me laugh:lul:. I'm sure if this show happens it will get alot of views
I guarantee a lurking glownigger Jew from the media is going to steal my idea, make millions and not give me any credit. :feelsrope:
 
Please explain what is wrong with my idea?

I guarantee a lurking glownigger Jew from the media is going to steal my idea, make millions and not give me any credit. :feelsrope:
TV shows are scripted as hell. All "reality" TV is.

What's going to happen is that they're going to take a normie actor and in the space of 45 minutes, a foid actress will fall in love with him, proving that all he needed was a shower and a haircut.

No one stupid enough to watch reality TV, i.e. trashy lower-middle-class tabloid-reading consoomers, actually likes reality. That's why they watch reality TV. The "incels" on your show aren't going to crash and burn, they're going to be scripted to "ascend" because that makes normies feel better about themselves.

Your show is going to be bluepill propaganda.

Oh, in the event that producers try to feature an actual incel instead of some normie D-list actor, why the fuck would anybody here parade his misery and humiliate himself on national TV, aside from the usual crowd of attention-seeking fakecel faggots like BrendioEEE? Like do you seriously think that any actual truecel here would do this?
 
Last edited:
TV shows are scripted as hell. All "reality" TV is.

What's going to happen is that they're going to take a normie actor and in the space of 45 minutes, a foid actress will fall in love with him, proving that all he needed was a shower and a haircut.

No one stupid enough to watch reality TV, i.e. trashy lower-middle-class tabloid-reading consoomers, actually likes reality. That's why they watch reality TV. The "incels" on your show aren't going to crash and burn, they're going to be scripted to "ascend" because that makes normies feel better about themselves.

Your show is going to be bluepill propaganda.

Oh, in the event that producers try to feature an actual incel instead of some normie D-list actor, why the fuck would anybody here parade his misery and humiliate himself on national TV, aside from the usual crowd of attention-seeking fakecel faggots like BrendioEEE? Like do you seriously think that any actual truecel here would do this?
I stated earlier that I would be the producer and I would choose the incel.

An incel would go on cause it is a win win for the incel. They get looksmaxxed and ascend or they are looksmaxxed and get sex. I’m amazed how I came up with such an idea tbh
 
I watched pimp my ride back in the day.
 
the show was fraud, the cars were never given away, some accessories in the car were not functional, no foid want to be seen with an incel. and i know whats going to happen, the looksmaxxed incel will get a landwhale in the end.
 
Pretty sure there are already shows that have the goal of helping men in dating (I think there’s a show called Queer Eye never watched it, just remember some guy going on about the show in some incel vid)
 
On today's episode of "Pimp My Incel" we are going to fix the state of a 5'2 35 year old Indian guy.
 
On today's episode of "Pimp My Incel" we are going to fix the state of a 5'2 35 year old Indian guy.
First stop, we’re taking our little guy to get leg lengthening surgery
 

Similar threads

Skoga
Replies
31
Views
740
Acorn
Acorn
Samurai
Replies
18
Views
470
Adolf Kitler
Adolf Kitler
AsiaCel
Replies
30
Views
811
ItsovERfucks
ItsovERfucks
AsiaCel
Replies
31
Views
542
abuincelalaustrali
abuincelalaustrali
NotTheElliot
Replies
10
Views
375
ItsovERfucks
ItsovERfucks

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape5
shape6
Back
Top