Tutorial: How to get any girl

[incel4life]

Step 1) When talking to a girl, do EVERYTHING you can to keep the conversation going. If she tries to close the conversation, bring up another topic and just keep the conversation going.

Step 2) Don't let her get away from you. If she starts walking away from you, start walking towards her. Follow her around as much as possible. Being in close proximity with the girl builds intimacy.

Step 3) Don't forget to KINO escalate. Start by touching her leg, but don't do it quickly - do it slowly. Move your hand very slowly towards her leg, so slowly that she doesn't even notice. Then right when your hand makes contact with her leg you need to smile wide so that you don't look threatening.

 

[Framecel222]

Lol a less autistic version of this could work for some of the mentalcels on here.

 

[KV-]

Here’s a better tutorial:
Be above a 2/10

 

[blickpall]

What is this.

This is not PUA.com/creepers/advice

Oh, this is satire?

 

[Deleted member 1617]

No thanks, I don't want to be rotting in a jail cell with Tyrone waiting for me to drop the soap.

 

[ilieknothing]

Only Chad can do this. For an incel this is a ticket to prison

 

[nausea]

No thanks, I don't want to be rotting in a jail cell with Tyrone waiting for me to drop the soap.

 

[jagged0]

this is satire?

Don't forget to keep frame, even if she tries running away from you trying to fuck her just grab her head and shove your dick in her mouth. Then when the police arrive that's a shit-test so don't lose frame, when you're on trial don't lose frame cause that's a shit test too PS:Make sure to drop frame when that BBC tries going up your shiter in the cell.

 

[theson]

[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif] Don't forget to KINO escalate.[/font]

 

[NegroKing]

I hope this is satire.

Straight off of TRP/PUA.

 

[nausea]

Don't forget to keep frame, even if she tries running away from you trying to fuck her just grab her head and shove your dick in her mouth. Then when the police arrive that's a shit-test so don't lose frame, when you're on trial don't lose frame cause that's a shit test too PS:Make sure to drop frame when that BBC tries going up your shiter in the cell.

lol do you believe I actually had a period in which I believed this frame thing?

everything was a shittest for me

 

[blickpall]

Don't forget to keep frame, even if she tries running away from you trying to fuck her just grab her head and shove your dick in her mouth. Then when the police arrive that's a shit-test so don't lose frame, when you're on trial don't lose frame cause that's a shit test too PS:Make sure to drop frame when that BBC tries going up your shiter in the cell.

Also when she's running it's important to take into consideration the change in parallax she initially has as her forward momentum accelerates to 20 khph in a hyperbolic fashion, so you must adjust the forward angle and upward tilt of your shoulders relative to the tangent line of momentum by a measure of at least cos(2x) where x is the angle between your original position and how far ahead she gets before you start chasing her.

 

[nausea]

what if cucktears femoids are just shit testing us ? eh?

 

[Unbearable2woman]

1)Have good looks

2).........

 

[jagged0]

what if cucktears femoids are just shit testing us ? eh?

typo there I think you meant "landwhales/trannies".

 

[nausea]

typo there I think you meant "landwhales/trannies".

some of them are cuuuuuuuuute

 

[jagged0]

some of them are cuuuuuuuuute

 

[nausea]

yes

two of them are very bangable man

 

[VLÖ]

yes

two of them are very bangable man

cuuuuuuuuuuck, they'd never let you touch them.

 

[nausea]

cuuuuuuuuuuck, they'd never let you touch them.

they will cuz deep down they got a fetish for us

 

[jagged0]

yes

two of them are very bangable man

pics?

 

[nausea]

eh I dont have pics

they are here in the forum