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tried my new dickmaxxing idea today and it didnt work

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i went to mcdonalds today, ordered some food and sat down at a table to eat
at a table behind me there was a cute foid waiting for her order to be ready. shed have to walk past me to get back to the counter and collect her order
so as i was eating, i pull my phone out and start scrolling through my gallery (its full of frauded dick pics ive taken). i held my phone where shed be able to clearly see the screen as she walked past
about a minute later she walks past to collect her order but i dont think she even saw. didnt even do a double-take, let alone say something or give me an opportunity to engage in a conversation
so i might give up on this idea, i dont think its going to work
 
this is the most autistic thing i have read all day
 
So your gallery is just filled with dick picks of random men? Ic
 
So your gallery is just filled with dick picks of random men? Ic
no its pictures of my dick frauded to make it look huge
 
Just post your nudes on an obscure sex site like fetlife or something

I did that but only gay guys would give me attention

Unless you have a huge dick and you abuse steroids so you look like a greek god, women aren't going to give you attention most likely. I have a MIC (Mediocre Incel Cock) which is a bit bigger than average and my body looks decent but women don't care.
 
So your gallery is just filled with dick picks of random men? Ic
:lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul:
laughs cage GIF
 
Over! :feelskek:
 
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Might work for niggers
 
Idiot

She will probably thinks you are gay why the fuck would be looking at dick pictures JFL
 
The phone flasher strikes again!
 
Imagine seeing some 3/10 subhuman incel sitting alone in a McDonald's scrolling pictures of cocks on their phone... Auuugh. Why the fuck did you think that would work retard
 
i went to mcdonalds today, ordered some food and sat down at a table to eat
at a table behind me there was a cute foid waiting for her order to be ready. shed have to walk past me to get back to the counter and collect her order
so as i was eating, i pull my phone out and start scrolling through my gallery (its full of frauded dick pics ive taken). i held my phone where shed be able to clearly see the screen as she walked past
about a minute later she walks past to collect her order but i dont think she even saw. didnt even do a double-take, let alone say something or give me an opportunity to engage in a conversation
so i might give up on this idea, i dont think its going to work
Why dont you just stick a banana down your pants instead of trying to show foids that you are looking at big dicks on your phone.
 
Imagine seeing some 3/10 subhuman incel sitting alone in a McDonald's scrolling pictures of cocks on their phone... Auuugh. Why the fuck did you think that would work retard
He actually listened to the retards that say that if you have a big dick then you can easily ascend :lul::lul: I was talking to a dickcel a while ago and he legitimately told me that you can’t be incel if you have a big cock. He said: “foids only care about big cocks and if you want to ascend then all you have to do is advertise your big cock” :lul::lul::lul:
 
“foids only care about big cocks and if you want to ascend then all you have to do is advertise your big cock” :lul::lul::lul:
JFL, imagine. Can't really show foids your big cocks if you can't even get foids LOL
 
Funniest thread here in a while

She probably just assumed you were a faggot kek
 
Kek

Just post your nudes on an obscure sex site like fetlife or something

I did that but only gay guys would give me attention

Unless you have a huge dick and you abuse steroids so you look like a greek god, women aren't going to give you attention most likely. I have a MIC (Mediocre Incel Cock) which is a bit bigger than average and my body looks decent but women don't care.
:feelswhat:
 
If she saw that, she will think you are gay unless she saw your face in those pics.
 
She probably didn't even know it was yours.
Idiot

She will probably thinks you are gay why the fuck would be looking at dick pictures JFL
 

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