JFL Turtlepill

[deeptroat]

ER Doctor Finds Dead Turtle in Woman’s Vagina

Police in the Canary Islands suspect a British tourist may be the victim of sexual assault after medical professionals discovered a dead baby turtle inside the woman’s genitals. According to El Paisa, a Spanish publication, the 26-year-old woman was vacationing on the Island of Tenerife, and...

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This foid, probably huge fan of ninja turtles, proceed to put a turtle inside her genitals, bluepilled medic suspects it was an sexual assault. Definitely was, at the turtle tbh.
Something tells me that she wouldn't give such an opportunity to an incel.

 

[Insomniac]

Women are sick and twisted cunts.

They will literally put anything in their vaginas that isn’t an incels penis.

 

[nice_try]

Women are sick and twisted cunts.

They will literally put anything in their vaginas that isn’t an incels penis.

tfw even a cucumber has more SMV than you

 

[Gengar]

Women are sick and twisted cunts.

They will literally put anything in their vaginas that isn’t an incels penis.

 

[Sans]

The list continues.

Bottles

Camels

Dogs

Dolphins

Eels

Fish

Furniture

Gorillas

Horses

Pigs

Rodents

Snakes

Spiders

Turtles

 

[deeptroat]

tfw even a cucumber has more SMV than you

That's brutal veggiepill. It's so nonsensical that a low class non sentient organism has a greater value than complex, billions of year old organism.

The list continues.

Gorillas

Is it for real? Gorillas are pretty aggressive.

 

[Sans]

That's brutal veggiepill. It's so nonsensical that a low class non sentient organism has a greater value than complex, billions of year old organism.

Is it for real? Gorillas are pretty aggressive.

Yeah. I’ve compiled this list from various pills that people have made threads on over time.

 

[GameDevCel]

funny, i have a turtle here, the little guy was fucking a tree today, he is like 8 inches, it's over for turtlecels

 

[Blacktarpill]

Women are sick and twisted cunts.

They will literally put anything in their vaginas that isn’t an incels penis.

I saw a "frog in my pussy" type of porn a year ago.

 

[Insomniac]

I saw a "frog in my pussy" type of porn a year ago.

@fukmylyf

 

[Ignas]

I saw a "frog in my pussy" type of porn a year ago.

It's more likely for a frog to be in a foid's pussy than an incel's dick

 

[exe]

tfw even a cucumber has more SMV than you

 

[Words2_live_bye]

tfw even a cucumber has more SMV than you

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Brutal everythingpill in 2k19. Women would rather put turtles and eels up their roasties than even looking at an incel

 

[Blacktarpill]

tfw even a cucumber has more SMV than you

Fuark, thats brutal

 

[Cuyen]

"ER Doctor" what the fuck is this

 

[Deleted member 60]

I saw a "frog in my pussy" type of porn a year ago.

@fukmylyf

Frogs me. Link?

 

[Blacktarpill]

Frogs me. Link?

Lemme search for that real quick, i cant remember it well.

 

[456C6C696F74]

"ER Doctor" what the fuck is this

Emergency Room doctor

 

[Cuyen]

Emergency Room doctor

What else i would be thinking?

 

[Inceldo]

Bet you everyone just googled turtle dick

 

[Deleted member 15752]

The turtlepill shelled me.

 

[456C6C696F74]

What else i would be thinking?

You tell me.