It's Over Turned 26 yesterday

[lordcommander]

I'm probably top 5 oldest in here, most incels at my age have already roped or ascended through SEAmaxxing or after getting bored of fakeceling.
My parents insisted on coming over and brought me a cake, it was actually pretty good. When leaving my mother said "Glad to see you being a bit more cheerful", damn my acting skills must be at their peak if I was able to fool her this badly.
I promised myself that I wouldn't neck so my mother doesn't have to bury her son, but both of my parents are quite healthy and must live until 90+. I can't see myself being a 60 y.o oldcel. Do you think that if I got stabbed by a crackhead she would be able to move on from my death easier?
I legit have nothing to live for, if they were poor at least I would have a goal to make their lives better, but they have no money problems. I'm so incredibly bored.
It never even began boyo

 

[Inceldom Victim]

I have seen many my age here and im 28

 

[Mecoja]

Happy birthday, and be happy your parents aren't poor, better being bored than broke.

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

I'm probably top 5 oldest in here,

press X to doubt

 

[kretschmer]

your almost 2 years younger than me.

 

[Revolution Needed 2]

Happy birthday, and be happy your parents aren't poor, better being bored than broke.

 

[lordcommander]

Happy birthday, and be happy your parents aren't poor, better being bored than broke.

Thank you. Sadly they're not THAT rich, so I'm still a wagie.

 

[InMemoriam]

Congrats you unlocked wizard level fellow 26cel

 

[lordcommander]

I have seen many my age here and im 28

Ah, I see. When people comment about their age in here it's usually teens so I didn't think there were many 25+ active members still

 

[PointOfNoReturn]

I'm probably top 5 oldest in here

pretty much

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

Most of us might already be 30 something. If you look at the history of inceldom and when its first iterations date back, it's not surprizing at all.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Happy birthday

 

[Loner94]

I have seen many my age here and im 28

Same age as me and i doubt the op is top 5 oldest lol

 

[depressedblackcel]

Brutal

 

[MevsEarthpopulation]

 

[happiless]

I'm probably top 5 oldest in here, most incels at my age have already roped or ascended through SEAmaxxing or after getting bored of fakeceling.
My parents insisted on coming over and brought me a cake, it was actually pretty good. When leaving my mother said "Glad to see you being a bit more cheerful", damn my acting skills must be at their peak if I was able to fool her this badly.
I promised myself that I wouldn't neck so my mother doesn't have to bury her son, but both of my parents are quite healthy and must live until 90+. I can't see myself being a 60 y.o oldcel. Do you think that if I got stabbed by a crackhead she would be able to move on from my death easier?
I legit have nothing to live for, if they were poor at least I would have a goal to make their lives better, but they have no money problems. I'm so incredibly bored.
It never even began boyo

You're not but I can see why you think so. Lately I've been seeing so many early 20s cels whining about how its over despite them still being young. 26 is pretty much oldcel age though, so sad birthday to you

 

[war_with_myself]

press X to doubt

 

[Alone75]

26 is a bad age, you can either still ascend if you're lucky or become a truecel. I know which one happened to me back then in 2001.

 

[Firefly]

Greycel with the spunk of saying he's the top 5 oldest here lmfao, I will be 28 in november.

 

[kano999]

Getting there

 

[Deleted member 45005]

i turned 26 this year too , its fucking over
if i think its just 4 years to becoming 30 i feel like jumping out the window

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

There have been many older users

 

[wei#3959]

it took me until 25/26 to realize i was oinkler jfl

 

[Kalanchoe]

Daily reminder your youth is slipping (30s = biological decline begins) at 30+, your worth becomes your wallet

 

[calimero]

I'm probably top 5 oldest in here, most incels at my age have already roped or ascended through SEAmaxxing or after getting bored of fakeceling.
My parents insisted on coming over and brought me a cake, it was actually pretty good. When leaving my mother said "Glad to see you being a bit more cheerful", damn my acting skills must be at their peak if I was able to fool her this badly.
I promised myself that I wouldn't neck so my mother doesn't have to bury her son, but both of my parents are quite healthy and must live until 90+. I can't see myself being a 60 y.o oldcel. Do you think that if I got stabbed by a crackhead she would be able to move on from my death easier?
I legit have nothing to live for, if they were poor at least I would have a goal to make their lives better, but they have no money problems. I'm so incredibly bored.
It never even began boyo

No way you are top 5. Lots of 26+cels here

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

I'm probably top 5 oldest in here

You are an idiot.

 

[Sennacherib]

Turned 26 yesterday​

And? Are you expecting ''happy birthday'' wishes?If so go kys,trucels don't expect and don't receive anything on their birthday,it's just another day for them.

I'm probably top 5 oldest in here

Most users claiming to be old here are most likely fakecel kids larpers,you can tell by their cartoon/anime avatars and the kid manner they write. i'm most likely top 3 by age here at 29,real years not fakecel larper kid years.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

I see.

I am only twenty-three, nearly twenty-four.

 

[Balding Subhuman]

There's plenty of oldcels here, I think 30+ is oldcel. I'm turning 27 this month

 

[Ihatereddit]

I am a fellow 26yo 2017 graycel

 

[BarrelStuffer]

I’m 26. Over
Even Marvel loving, skinny fat soys get laid by the time they’re 25

 

[Goosecel]

At least youre not a wizard
Yet

 

[Toxic_Manbabby]

There's plenty of oldcels here, I think 30+ is oldcel. I'm turning 27 this month

I turned 27 last week.

 

[Balding Subhuman]

I turned 27 last week.

1995 gang

 

[Toxic_Manbabby]

1995 gang

My friend who was born in the same year loves to tease me about him being 7 months older than me.

 

[Emba]

press X to doubt

X

Took this mother fucker long enough to say much... Of. Anything.

 

[PigeonMogger]

Happy Birthday Brocel .
Hope somehow life turns around for you so you won't need to fake being happy anymore.

 

[roto2]

You are an idiot.

 

[Postmaxxercel50k]

I am a fellow 26yo 2017 graycel

How does it feel having sex with Stacy’s ?

 

[Cypher]

 

[lordcommander]

I am a fellow 26yo 2017 graycel

Based, seeing 2017cels makes me miss the OG subreddit

 

[Postmaxxercel50k]

Based, makes me miss the OG subreddit

How are you still a GrAYcel ?

 

[lordcommander]

How are you still a GrAYcel ?

Was too busy LDARing
Nah but for real I've been blackpilled since 2017, so I just lurk from time to time to see how people are doing, but the truth is that the posts are all the same since 2017, and it's not like they will change (it's just the sad incel reality, I bet 2070cels will be the same). I get some random bursts of energy every 6 months and post a couple of stuff, but then realize it's all worthless and go back to lurking or LDARing.

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

I'm probably top 5 oldest in here, most incels at my age have already roped or ascended through SEAmaxxing or after getting bored of fakeceling.

Try being 36. And many people came back empty handed from SEAmaxxing.

 

[Misogynist Curry 卐]

Over

 

[UnknownR]

I'm probably top 5 oldest in here, most incels at my age have already roped or ascended through SEAmaxxing or after getting bored of fakeceling.
My parents insisted on coming over and brought me a cake, it was actually pretty good. When leaving my mother said "Glad to see you being a bit more cheerful", damn my acting skills must be at their peak if I was able to fool her this badly.
I promised myself that I wouldn't neck so my mother doesn't have to bury her son, but both of my parents are quite healthy and must live until 90+. I can't see myself being a 60 y.o oldcel. Do you think that if I got stabbed by a crackhead she would be able to move on from my death easier?
I legit have nothing to live for, if they were poor at least I would have a goal to make their lives better, but they have no money problems. I'm so incredibly bored.
It never even began boyo

I'm 35 sub5....still broke and virgin.

 

[allDead]

26 is a bad age, you can either still ascend if you're lucky or become a truecel. I know which one happened to me back then in 2001.

no way you're that old.

 

[Izayacel]

Happy birthday, and be happy your parents aren't poor, better being bored than broke.

 

[ldargoblin]

You're not but I can see why you think so. Lately I've been seeing so many early 20s cels whining about how its over despite them still being young. 26 is pretty much oldcel age though, so sad birthday to you

21+ = oldcel.

 

[Alone75]

no way you're that old.

I wish I wasn't.