I was walking through the rich part of my city and I saw a 8/10 blonde girl that looked like a fit instagram qt. She was with this 5/10 guy. I felt suicidefuel because I instantly thought they were together despite him being just as ugly as me but it quickly diminished when I heard the key words that made me realize they were brother and sister.
She left and he was pacing around the sidewalk and I approached thinking I could use him to get to his sister. Lucky for me he had a robot on his shirt so I was able to bring up a conversation point (I'm going through a robot phase). Little did I know, it was some robot from Rick and Morty. That 6 minute conversation was like a reddit thread but in real life. I was forced to marathon that shitty show with my aunt so I know what he was talking about but it got weird when the subject magically changed to feminism. I tried my hardest to keep going but it just kept getting worse and worse. He had a boring and irritatingly feminine voice, he's an atheist, he felt like bringing up his homosexuality in the middle of a conversation that had nothing to do with it was a good idea, and he kept doing that hair flip thing pretty boys do. I don't even remember how I started the conversation I just wanted to go home. All I knew was that I was about to be sick from the s0y, I came up with an excuse to leave and asked for his phone number so we could talk later (still remembering why I even did this). He asked for a selfie with him first so I got next to him and he made the soy face
. I ran as fast as I could. I completely forgot to ask him for his phone number. I just wanted to get as far away from him.
He's so annoying. But his sister was so pretty. But he's so annoying.....but his sister was so pretty.
She left and he was pacing around the sidewalk and I approached thinking I could use him to get to his sister. Lucky for me he had a robot on his shirt so I was able to bring up a conversation point (I'm going through a robot phase). Little did I know, it was some robot from Rick and Morty. That 6 minute conversation was like a reddit thread but in real life. I was forced to marathon that shitty show with my aunt so I know what he was talking about but it got weird when the subject magically changed to feminism. I tried my hardest to keep going but it just kept getting worse and worse. He had a boring and irritatingly feminine voice, he's an atheist, he felt like bringing up his homosexuality in the middle of a conversation that had nothing to do with it was a good idea, and he kept doing that hair flip thing pretty boys do. I don't even remember how I started the conversation I just wanted to go home. All I knew was that I was about to be sick from the s0y, I came up with an excuse to leave and asked for his phone number so we could talk later (still remembering why I even did this). He asked for a selfie with him first so I got next to him and he made the soy face
. I ran as fast as I could. I completely forgot to ask him for his phone number. I just wanted to get as far away from him.He's so annoying. But his sister was so pretty. But he's so annoying.....but his sister was so pretty.
