Serious Truecel trait: you went to the ER for humping the microwave

[VλREN]

I started humping my microwave last September and I would often turn it on because it would feel better with the heat being produced

Anyway yesterday I decided to drill a hole into the top and today I decided to stick my penis inside when it was on, I felt instant pain and burning on my dick and I ran into the bathroom and saw blisters on my tip

Anyway am currently waiting in the ER and people are giving me weird looks because I have text to speech voice chat reading out everyone’s posts because am legally blind

Idk what to do

 

[boh]

brutal.

 

[RechargedSamsung]

Kek if true

You should fuck a tv next

 

[Animecel2D]

 

[VλREN]

Kek if true

You should fuck a tv next

They might amputate

 

[Cincel]

I started humping my microwave last September and I would often turn it on because it would feel better with the heat being produced

Anyway yesterday I decided to drill a hole into the top and today I decided to stick my penis inside when it was on, I felt instant pain and burning on my dick and I ran into the bathroom and saw blisters on my tip

Anyway am currently waiting in the ER and people are giving me weird looks because I have text to speech voice chat reading out everyone’s posts because am legally blind

Idk what to do

How can you see their looks if you blind loco?

 

[RechargedSamsung]

They might amputate

Your cock? Over well atleast no nut November wont be hard this time around lol

Shouldve bought some fleshlight that has some sort of heating pad instead mango

 

[VλREN]

How can you see their looks if you blind loco?

Shut up

 

[VλREN]

Your cock? Over well atleast no nut November wont be hard this time around lol

Shouldve bought some fleshlight that has some sort of heating pad instead mango

I should have bought a mango?

Yes I should have fucked a mango instead

 

[RechargedSamsung]

I should have bought a mango?

Yes I should have fucked a mango instead

Probably a better result i assume you wouldn’t be in the ER if you’ve just fucked a mango

 

[Suigin Trismegistus]

I came to the wrong planet.

 

[VλREN]

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I came to the wrong planet.

Then go back to planet gerlpa then GrAY fag

 

[Suigin Trismegistus]

Then go back to planet gerlpa then GrAY fag

I joined before you did. You're grayer than me.

 

[Emba]

Nukes me

 

[BoneHermit666]

I started humping my microwave last September and I would often turn it on because it would feel better with the heat being produced

Anyway yesterday I decided to drill a hole into the top and today I decided to stick my penis inside when it was on, I felt instant pain and burning on my dick and I ran into the bathroom and saw blisters on my tip

Anyway am currently waiting in the ER and people are giving me weird looks because I have text to speech voice chat reading out everyone’s posts because am legally blind

Idk what to do

o.k this is not a trait incels do not do this

 

[Apokalypse]

just put your dick in a microwave theory

 

[SupremeAutist]

I refuse to believe this isn't LARP

 

[lazy_gamer_423]

@Saysitsover type post

 

[JKlancecaster069]

Retardcel trait

 

[VλREN]

Retardcel trait

500$ fleshlight
60$ microwave

Who’s the real retard eh

 

[JKlancecaster069]

500$ fleshlight
60$ microwave

Who’s the real retard eh

Just use your hands.