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It's Over Truecel trait: You still shit your pants

TheTroonAnnihilator

TheTroonAnnihilator

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Now when I say shit my pants I dont mean logs coming out. Im talking about when you have to fart, shit comes out instead its an evil creation from satan. I love taco bell especially the burritos so fucking good, and when I eat them I fart alot. Theres like a 3% chance when I fart a shit comes out. Normally when this happens I just throw my underwear in the hamper and forgot about it but this time it happened at work. I was pushing carts and I farted and I was like oh no theres probably shit. So I went in the bathroom and there was indeed shit. I didnt know what to do so I just flushed my underwear down the toilet. I was made fun of for this at highschool too when I was in class and I shit my pants. My mom said I should wear diapers but thats stupid it doesnt happen everyday for like a few times a month. I dont think they make diapers for 21 year olds anyway
 
No offense but this is hella gay
 
Sounds like your IQ might be around 76, give or take.
 
At 21 years of age
 
ha gay GIF
 
I am a truecel but I do not have this trait.
 
I shat my underwear until I was 13 because I thought pooping was gross so I would try to hold it in until I couldn't hold it in anymore. But I remember occasionally shitting myself until I was like 17.
 
Why the fuck do you keep doing it then? If I were you I would just not trust a fart after having Taco Bell

Doesn't it piss you off to have to buy new underwear or have to clean shit stains?
 
Why the fuck do you keep doing it then? If I were you I would just not trust a fart after having Taco Bell

Doesn't it piss you off to have to buy new underwear or have to clean shit stains?
My mom does my laundry so I dont give a shit no pun intended :feelsdevil:
 
dont fart then if ur stomach feels like ass, chances are ur gonna shit urself
 
That's brutal. This only happened to me a few times when I was a child.
 
Nobody should be pooping their underwear after age 17 though. Until then it's OK and understandable.
 
Nobody should be pooping their underwear after age 17 though. Until then it's OK and understandable.
I almost shit myself one time from getting teeped at muay thai and it happened to someone at both my MMA gym and personal training gym
 
Are you taking magnesium in order to go to sleep at night? That shit is brutal for shitting yourself as a side effect! Magnesium is great for knocking out those thoughts you get at 2am that stop you sleeping but fuck do they wreck your guts.
 
Are you taking magnesium in order to go to sleep at night? That shit is brutal for shitting yourself as a side effect! Magnesium is great for knocking out those thoughts you get at 2am that stop you sleeping but fuck do they wreck your guts.
you sound like you purposely take magnesium at night to shit yourself and smell your bed after
 
This deserves a warning for trolling tbh ngl
 
Why the fuck do you keep doing it then? If I were you I would just not trust a fart after having Taco Bell

Doesn't it piss you off to have to buy new underwear or have to clean shit stains?
Today I didnt even have taco bell I had pizza rolls. Im gonna have to ask chatgpt on what to do because I cannot think of a solution what am I supposed to do just not fart ever?
 
Either you are retarded or
you have mental condition with shitting in public toilets or
you have physical condition (like me) that makes it harder for you to hold poop and to defecate.
 
I just fucking did it again guys how can I stop it

im not trolling im dead serious I dont know why it keeps happening
I would suggest doing kegel exercises. It sounds like your insides might be weak
 

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