Brutal Truecel trait: you have these questions a lot of teens know the answer to

[TheGrayWolf]

What whole is the „vagina“? Seriously, what hole is it? Where do you insert your sausage?

Also you won’t get hard if you’re nervous?

How the fuck do you kiss?

26 and never learned this stuff, even if by some unparalleled miracle I ascend to MTN, i won’t get a gf and if by an even bigger miracle I do she’ll never believe my lie that „I had a gf“ and I would definitely lie about this. Anything else it’s weird. It’s so fucking over.

jokes on me why I’m even having these thoughts, maybe it’s a survival mechanism. I know it’s fucking over for me, it’s not something I’ll ever have to worry about

 

[Therapywasaaste]

What whole is the „vagina“? Seriously, what hole is it? Where do you insert your sausage?

The lower one under the folds

Also you won’t get hard if you’re nervous?

Idk foids make me nervous and hard

How the fuck do you kiss?

Idk just copy what the foid is doing.

 

[MillionBashStream97]

How the fuck do you kiss?

Is only "cute" to be nevous about that when you are 14 or something...

If you are in your mid to late 20s, you will get:

On your right side: People saying that women don't care, and will be nice about that. Just fake it till you make it, bruddah.

And to your left: The actual reality.
Women that have been fucking and kissing since they were 15, will be disgusted by a 26 year old that is a bad kisser, because he never fucking kissed anybody.

I straight up heard these people that say you shouldn't worry about that, talking shit about someone who sucked at kissing, "like they never kissed anyone before", and belittling a guy.

So what is it then?

 

[TheGrayWolf]

The lower one under the folds

Thanks

Idk foids make me nervous and hard

Hell I can get hard to my imagination or insta posts of hot foids or in fact seeing them irl (or porn but I’m stopping that) but i heard you might not get hard on your „first time“ bc of nervousness/previous porn addiction

Idk just copy what the foid is doing.

Thanks

 

[TheGrayWolf]

Is only "cute" to be nevous about that when you are 14 or something...

True but I meant not getting hard due to nervousness

If you are in your mid to late 20s, you will get:

On your right side: People saying that women don't care, and will be nice about that. Just fake it till you make it, bruddah.

And to your left: The actual reality.
Women that have been fucking and kissing since they were 15, will be disgusted by a 26 year old that is a bad kisser, because he never fucking kissed anybody.

I straight up heard these people that say you shouldn't worry about that, talking shit about someone who sucked at kissing, "like they never kissed anyone before", and belittling a guy.

So what is it then?

Thanks. Great comment. I get what you mean! I’d lie. Say I had a gf when I was 17. would you lie? (My situation is hypothetical ofc)

 

[Wolnir]

So over

 

[TheGrayWolf]

So over

Indeed

 

[MillionBashStream97]

Thanks. Great comment. I get what you mean! I’d lie. Say I had a gf when I was 17. would you lie? (My situation is hypothetical ofc)

No, but I get why you would do it.

I'm a terrible liar, and I don't believe in "fake it till you make it"...

True but I meant not getting hard due to nervousness.

My bad.
One of the reasons I'm afraid to even go to a escort ...

There's so much stuff mixed in... The fact that I'm a touch starved virgin, the fact that I have a small dick, the fact that I'm butt fucking ugly...

I know I won't get hard, and will feel gross even touching her, knowing how ugly I am.

I know this sounds pathetic and self-pitying as shit, but it's the truth, man...

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

You can learn these things in a relatively safe enviorment with a hooker/escort. You could talk / write with the escort ahead of time and give her an idea of what to expect so she can prepare herself for you. Obviously it's never gonna be easy but you don't have to keep remaining miserable and rotting in one and the same place for another year.

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

No, but I get why you would do it.

I'm a terrible liar, and I don't believe in "fake it till you make it"...

My bad.
One of the reasons I'm afraid to even go to a escort ...

There's so much stuff mixed in... The fact that I'm a touch starved virgin, the fact that I have a small dick, the fact that I'm butt fucking ugly...

I know I won't get hard, and will feel gross even touching her, knowing how ugly I am.

I know this sounds pathetic and self-pitying as shit, but it's the truth, man...

You will need to overcome these inhibitions even if it's painful or they will keep you chained in palce till you die. How small is "small dick" if you don't mind me asking.

 

[Swagpilled]

What whole is the „vagina“? Seriously, what hole is it? Where do you insert your sausage?

dude? this is handled in biology class. in like 8th grade. if you don't know it, it's your fault

 

[Swagpilled]

Hell I can get hard to my imagination or insta posts of hot foids or in fact seeing them irl (or porn but I’m stopping that) but i heard you might not get hard on your „first time“ bc of nervousness/previous porn addiction

14 year old first entering pubertypill

 

[TheGrayWolf]

dude? this is handled in biology class. in like 8th grade. if you don't know it, it's your fault

Sorry that I don’t remember. That was 12 years ago

 

[Swagpilled]

Sorry that I don’t remember. That was 12 years ago

ok google: "vagina anatomy"

 

[TheGrayWolf]

14 year old first entering pubertypill

Performance anxiety and erectile dysfunction: Causes and how to cope

Expectations, stress, and other factors can lead to performance anxiety during sex. This, in turn, may result in ED. Learn about at-home and medical treatment options.

www.medicalnewstoday.com

I rest my case

 

[TheGrayWolf]

ok google: "vagina anatomy"

Yes thank you

 

[Swagpilled]

Performance anxiety and erectile dysfunction: Causes and how to cope

Expectations, stress, and other factors can lead to performance anxiety during sex. This, in turn, may result in ED. Learn about at-home and medical treatment options.

www.medicalnewstoday.com

I rest my case

I meant the getting hard thinking about boobies part

 

[TheGrayWolf]

I meant the getting hard thinking about boobies part

Ah ok got it

 

[Therapywasaaste]

If you ascend, you'll probably do slot of stuff before the actual fucking which I think will help make you less nervous and get used to touching.

 

[TheGrayWolf]

If you ascend, you'll probably do slot of stuff before the actual fucking which I think will help make you less nervous and get used to touching.

Thanks for the lifefuel

 

[w1818alone]

Ok got it

 

[TheGrayWolf]

Ok got it

Très original, merci beaucoup

 

[LeFrenchCel]

What whole is the „vagina“? Seriously, what hole is it? Where do you insert your sausage?

It's something I wondered too tbh

I completely consider myself as an "completely inapt to sex" kind of incels, like wtf you're even supposed to do.

I always wondered how a penis could enter an asshole, like, from what I saw on the internet, it looks like a really small hole. Idk how even a small peepee like mine can penetrate this, I know there are lubrificators and shiet, but still.

I learned like 1 year ago that foids had different holes for sex and for pissing, we never learnt this in biology classes.

It's over.

 

[never began]

It's something I wondered too tbh

I completely consider myself as an "completely inapt to sex" kind of incels, like wtf you're even supposed to do.

I always wondered how a penis could enter an asshole, like, from what I saw on the internet, it looks like a really small hole. Idk how even a small peepee like mine can penetrate this, I know there are lubrificators and shiet, but still.

I learned like 1 year ago that foids had different holes for sex and for pissing, we never learnt this in biology classes.

It's over.

The ultimate sign it's over. I have no idea how I'd go about kissing someone even in my imagination.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

The ultimate sign it's over. I have no idea how I'd go about kissing someone even in my imagination.

I always imagined this as "just put your tongue in her mouth and touch her own tongue for several seconds"

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

It's something I wondered too tbh

I completely consider myself as an "completely inapt to sex" kind of incels, like wtf you're even supposed to do.

I always wondered how a penis could enter an asshole, like, from what I saw on the internet, it looks like a really small hole. Idk how even a small peepee like mine can penetrate this, I know there are lubrificators and shiet, but still.

I learned like 1 year ago that foids had different holes for sex and for pissing, we never learnt this in biology classes.

It's over.

Buy a sextoy to practice on. Both the movement and penetrating something tight with your dick. Watch close up porn videos showing slow penetration from differend angles. Read some the answers people write on sites were teenagers ask things like "how do you have sex" or "how do you insert your dick into a vagina", sites like Quora. And then pay an escort. Make clear to her that you are inexperienced and want her to take the lead. I think you usually chat a bit on the phone to discuss like what is expected, what the price is and shit like that.

As far as I have heared, having her ride you or spooning / lying on the side are much easier positions for beginners than missonary. Google shit like

6 Sex Positions For Newbies

When it comes to exploring your sexuality, we all have to start somewhere. No one is born "good" at sex — practice makes perfect, and only by experimenting and getting comfortable with our own bodies can we truly learn how to have, awesome, mutually…

www.bustle.com

These “Easy” Sex Positions Are Anything But Vanilla

Trust me, they’re still hot AF.

www.womenshealthmag.com

Beginners’ Luck: Best Sex Positions For Couples Who Have No Clue Where To Start! - India's Largest Digital Community of Women | POPxo

Sex can be really daunting, especially in the beginning or when you’re with a new partner. It is one of the most intimate things you can do with another person and when you’ve only just begun [...]

www.popxo.com

Watch the type of content around kissing practice you would watch if you were a young teenager thinking about girls for the first time.

Those would be my ideas.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Buy a sextoy to practice on. Both the movement and penetrating something tight with your dick. Watch close up porn videos showing slow penetration from differend angles. Read some the answers people write on sites were teenagers ask things like "how do you have sex" or "how do you insert your dick into a vagina", sites like Quora. And then pay an escort. Make clear to her that you are inexperienced and want her to take the lead. I think you usually chat a bit on the phone to discuss like what is expected, what the price is and shit like that.

As far as I have heared, having her ride you or spooning / lying on the side are much easier positions for beginners than missonary. Google shit like

6 Sex Positions For Newbies

When it comes to exploring your sexuality, we all have to start somewhere. No one is born "good" at sex — practice makes perfect, and only by experimenting and getting comfortable with our own bodies can we truly learn how to have, awesome, mutually…

www.bustle.com

These “Easy” Sex Positions Are Anything But Vanilla

Trust me, they’re still hot AF.

www.womenshealthmag.com

Beginners’ Luck: Best Sex Positions For Couples Who Have No Clue Where To Start! - India's Largest Digital Community of Women | POPxo

Sex can be really daunting, especially in the beginning or when you’re with a new partner. It is one of the most intimate things you can do with another person and when you’ve only just begun [...]

www.popxo.com

Watch the type of content around kissing practice you would watch if you were a young teenager thinking about girls for the first time.

Those would be my ideas.

An expert I see
Thanks for that

 

[IncelsNeverCry]

For me kissing seem like it would be harder then sex, I got a huge beak and thin non existent lips, which way do you tilt your head, do you give tongue, how long do you hold etc sex seems simpler by comparison

 

[zangano1]

Porn is all the sex education i need

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

An expert I see
Thanks for that

I honestly just came up with that after reading your post. Only the sex toy thing is based on personal experience. It did feel weird at first and took some getting used to.

Also, pracitce putting on and get comfortable wearing a condom. Also good to find out what size of condom exactly you need.

Before going escortcelling I want to try some dick pills like viagra. I basically want a failsafe in case I can't get hard naturally, so that I don't waste 2 hours worth of money and can't get it up. So I want to have an idea how I react to the stuff and how it feels.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

I honestly just came up with that after reading your post. Only the sex toy thing is based on personal experience. It did feel weird at first and took some getting used to.

Also, pracitce putting on and get comfortable wearing a condom. Also good to find out what size of condom exactly you need.

Before going escortcelling I want to try some dick pills like viagra. I basically want a failsafe in case I can't get hard naturally, so that I don't waste 2 hours worth of money and can't get it up. So I want to have an idea how I react to the stuff and how it feels.

Man I realized it's so depressing to get to have a tutorial for "how to have sex" while normies of our age do all of this naturally

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

Man I realized it's so depressing to get to have a tutorial for "how to have sex" while normies of our age do all of this naturally

It is, but nothing can be done about that. The sadness will get less intense once you have fucked a whore, I suspect.

 

[Emba]

Only fakecels know that shit

 

[asocialcel]

There are people half my age who have kissed a foid and I haven't so over

 

[WuhanFriedPuppies]

Is only "cute" to be nevous about that when you are 14 or something...

If you are in your mid to late 20s, you will get:

On your right side: People saying that women don't care, and will be nice about that. Just fake it till you make it, bruddah.

And to your left: The actual reality.
Women that have been fucking and kissing since they were 15, will be disgusted by a 26 year old that is a bad kisser, because he never fucking kissed anybody.

I straight up heard these people that say you shouldn't worry about that, talking shit about someone who sucked at kissing, "like they never kissed anyone before", and belittling a guy.

So what is it then?

> Looks don't matter, you just have a bad personality
> haha look at this ugly inkwell

 

[TheGrayWolf]

Man I realized it's so depressing to get to have a tutorial for "how to have sex" while normies of our age do all of this naturally

Indeed. And some of us are old Plus the theory is often easier than the act itself (also getting over self consciousness if you’re MTN or below)

 

[RegularManlet]

Honestly idk how I would even fuck a foid.

I usually cannot be as hard standing up or something only laying down, maybe too much jerking off, and the hips back and forward movement to fuck seems weird, maybe it just comes natural.

Also I do wonder if I should lie to a foid, just LARP that I had 1 relationship prior or something.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Indeed. And some of us are old Plus the theory is often easier than the act itself (also getting over self consciousness if you’re MTN or below)

 

[TheGrayWolf]

Honestly idk how I would even fuck a foid.

I usually cannot be as hard standing up or something only laying down, maybe too much jerking off, and the hips back and forward movement to fuck seems weird, maybe it just comes natural.

Also I do wonder if I should lie to a foid, just LARP that I had 1 relationship prior or something.

Same same and same. Also I have phimosis (can’t pull back foreskin when erect, an extremely embarrassing problem to go to the doctor for). If cream doesn’t work partial removal of foreskin is required. I read that sex hurts with phimosis. And I definitely won’t get circumcised

Kissing seems just as hard tbh.

 

[RegularManlet]

Same same and same. Also I have phimosis (can’t pull back foreskin when erect, an extremely embarrassing problem to go to the doctor for). If cream doesn’t work partial removal of foreskin is required. I read that sex hurts with phimosis. And I definitely won’t get circumcised

Kissing seems just as hard tbh.

Why not just get circumcised.

In terms of kissing it seems somewhat natural, I read online how to simulate kissing with your thumbs.

Place your thumbs one on top of the other horizontally as if they are lips and just kiss them, you can kind of see how kissing a foid would be that way, you want to focus on one lip at a time, I used to imagine kissing my oneitis this way

 

[TheGrayWolf]

No, but I get why you would do it.

I'm a terrible liar, and I don't believe in "fake it till you make it"...

I’m not sure if I would be believable either

My bad.
One of the reasons I'm afraid to even go to a escort ...

Same

There's so much stuff mixed in... The fact that I'm a touch starved virgin, the fact that I have a small dick, the fact that I'm butt fucking ugly...

I know I won't get hard, and will feel gross even touching her, knowing how ugly I am.

I know this sounds pathetic and self-pitying as shit, but it's the truth, man...

I’m sorry, bro. And I don’t think it’s pathetic. These worries and pity are normal as shit, anyone would feel like this if life fucked you up.

But I can very much relate to you.

 

[mcmoohyun]

How do you take women's brazzier off?

I still haven't seen any women's brazzier beside my mums one.

 

[TheGrayWolf]

Why not just get circumcised.

In Europe most men aren’t circumcised and it’s not normally done on babies or men. I think it’s Americans that do this, and the Jews do it out of religious reasons.

“In contrast to the United States, baby boys in Germany and other European countries are not routinely circumcised for health reasons. The World Health Organization recommends circumcision as a way to reduce the spread of AIDS, but many doctors in European countries regard the practice as harmful and even barbaric.”

I’m sure there are some statistics on this.

In terms of kissing it seems somewhat natural, I read online how to simulate kissing with your thumbs.

Place your thumbs one on top of the other horizontally as if they are lips and just kiss them, you can kind of see how kissing a foid would be that way, you want to focus on one lip at a time, I used to imagine kissing my oneitis this way

Thanks for this!

 

[TheGrayWolf]

How do you take women's brazzier off?

I still haven't seen any women's brazzier beside my mums one.

Shit I haven’t even thought about that kek. I’d think that’s the “easiest” (although also hard) part, kissing and sex must be harder, no?

 

[TheGrayWolf]

I have resentment for teenage moggers.

Same. I’m very envious of anything above chadlite or talk HTNs. Even more when they’re with a cute girl. Or when I see beautiful women either IRL or on social media it makes me sad and angry to see what I’ll never get

 

[mcmoohyun]

Shit I haven’t even thought about that kek. I’d think that’s the “easiest” (although also hard) part, kissing and sex must be harder, no?

It means we inkies can't even do basics of basics jfl.

It's like you're trying to solve Navier-Stokes equation without understanding how basic operations work.

 

[TheGrayWolf]

It means we inkies even can't do basics of basics jfl.

It's like you're trying to understand Navier-Stokes equation without understanding how basic operations work.

Exactly. Brutal. Thinking that ugly inkwells will get a decent gf is in the same category as Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. Fantasy.

 

[RegularManlet]

Thanks for this!

lol did you try it? it feels pretty empty since its just yourself

 

[TheGrayWolf]

lol did you try it? it feels pretty empty since its just yourself

I did actually and tbh I felt a bit stupid and pathetic but I guess it’s good training

 

[RegularManlet]

I did actually and tbh I felt a bit stupid and pathetic but I guess it’s good training

Yeah and its good to reasonably see what it looked like, I can imagine it feeling good with a girl thats actually hot and kissing back and you love her, kissing hand still counts as KHHV