JFL Truecel trait: Place for bird droppings.

[Kina Hikikomori]

Even birds know you're genetic TRASH, and that's why they fill you with shit.

I've had 5 birds shit on my head.

The funny thing is that I was always sitting/walking somewhere with no trees and no places for them to lean on.

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Grab the bird and place it in the trash can next time it does that

 

[Starfish]

A bird slapped me in the face

 

[Trident]

happened once somewhere in 2009

 

[KING NOTHING]

Happened to me in school JFL.