It's Over truecel story hour: that time i sharted in the shower

[CIA nigger]

hear me ye incels. so i was taking a shower to increase my personality so women would find me attractive. i was cleaning my butehole, as any clean man is wont to do, and i let out a bit of a fart. i thought nothing of it because i usually encounter a little flatulence during my cleaning routine; but, behold, on the ground i spotted a turd two to three inches long. i recoiled a little and thought "did that come from me?" i was calm in the moment and thought of what to do with it. can't put it in the trash because that would stink so i got the shower head and pressed it close hoping it would obliterate to pieces and get washed down. didn't work and even if it did the room would stink like absolute, literal shit. i had to pick it up and chuck it out the window and while i did that i was telling myself in my head t was just some chunk of jelly. had to clean my butehole real good after that. ded srs, all facts.

 

[user2]

Sounds pretty shitty

 

[Sloth]

Was that window near another house, or just a yard or driveway?

 

[Grodd]

 

[joocel52]

Poopmaxxxing

 

[CIA nigger]

Was that window near another house, or just a yard or driveway?

there is a window in the bathroom

 

[Sloth]

there is a window in the bathroom

I know
What's behind it?

 

[Sonicfancel]

Shitpilled.

 

[kaijicel]

how hard is your poop that it cant go down the drain?

 

[CIA nigger]

I know
What's behind it?

hopeful a jew

how hard is your poop that it cant go down the drain?

it was surprisingly squishy. i think that was the first time i ever handled my own turd.

 

[CIA nigger]

I am very paranoid to fart now

 

[wereq]

Bro why didn't you just throw it in the toilet bowl? Typically bathrooms come with showers and toilets.

 

[Ricordanza]

. i think that was the first time i ever handled my own turd.

Well you know the old saying, turd in the hand is worth two in the bush

 

[DeliriousMerchant]

Your fault for reading

 

[CIA nigger]

Well you know the old saying, turd in the hand is worth two in the bush

ur mum's bush

 

[Ricordanza]

ur mum's bush

Cunt

 

[CIA nigger]

Cunt

do u remember me

 

[Ricordanza]

do u remember me

Not a single day goes by that I don't think of you laddie

 

[CIA nigger]

Not a single day goes by that I don't think of you laddie

Who am I

 

[Ricordanza]

Who am I

Royim

 

[ShadowSenpai]

lol

 

[TheCatMan]

Read my poop stories

 

[CIA nigger]

Royim

stfu i'm listening to G P Telemann

 

[Brainy]

 

[Ricordanza]

stfu i'm listening to G P Telemann

Buxtehude mogs trannymann

 

[CIA nigger]

Buxtehude mogs trannymann

they wrote two totally diifferent compositions, man