JFL Truecel Dwarf Asks Dating Guru For Relationship Advice

[CircumcisedClown]

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>Hey bro, I’m a legal midget, but I’m moneymaxxed and gymcelled
>How do I get women?


The saddest part is he tells him to go after his looksmatch, dwarf women, but midget women are a fetish for tallfags. Dwarfs can fuck 6’4” dudes if they really want to.

The universe is too cruel to men. How did I lose the coinflip? My sister was a 5’5” blonde gigastacey cheerleader. How does it happen?

Being a man is not worth it. Women of all shapes and sizes can succeed in life, but all successful men are 6’0”+ with Roblox jaws and Coke can uncut cocks.

Why can all women be so various in appearance and still attractive, but every attractive man looks like a Hemsworth brother? Does every Chad have a common ancestor that looks like Travis Kelce?

50/50 odds for an amazing life, and you lost.

 

[BornToLose]

Everything will be okay, the guru respects him for asking the stupid question.

 

[CircumcisedClown]

Everything will be okay, the guru respects him for asking the stupid question.

>Wow bro, it’s so cool you’re still trying despite it being hopeless.
>I respect that you’re not hanging from the ceiling fan yet.

 

[CircumcisedClown]

Advice he gave was the best he could say TBH

The best advice would be telling him the truth. It’s over, and he should fuck hookers.

 

[bruhwtf]

if i were him i would kms

 

[1TZ0VER]

Honestly being a dwarf is probably better than an awkward height like 5-5'10
At least for being a dwarf people will sympathise for you, none of that shit happens for people with average height

 

[Govid_Dorious]

Honestly being a dwarf is probably better than an awkward height like 5-5'10
At least for being a dwarf people will sympathise for you, none of that shit happens for people with average height

cope

 

[1TZ0VER]

cope

I'm 5'9, sorry if I made it sound like I'm a dwarf

 

[Emba]

I wish I was a dwarf!

Then I'd have more of a reason to be rejected!

 

[SocialzERo]

Honestly being a dwarf is probably better than an awkward height like 5-5'10
At least for being a dwarf people will sympathise for you, none of that shit happens for people with average height

Yeah bro, being 5’10 sucks ass. I wish i was a midget

 

[FakeFakecel]

Honestly being a dwarf is probably better than an awkward height like 5-5'10
At least for being a dwarf people will sympathise for you, none of that shit happens for people with average height

Are you out of your damn mind?

 

[asianfuck]

Are you out of your damn mind?

 

[depressedblackcel]

Honestly being a dwarf is probably better than an awkward height like 5-5'10
At least for being a dwarf people will sympathise for you, none of that shit happens for people with average height

Fuck off. Being a dwarf would be hellish

 

[fastnbulbous]

Relationships are when two beings pair mathematically and become a single unit/system