When I was a kid I used to walk around my backyard and stuff dog shit into my eyes, A few times I almost went blind
One day My Holocaust™ survivor grandma was telling the family at the dinner table about how she survived the Holocaust™ because she would give blow jobs to the guards for extra food. I told her that she was lying because I don’t believe in Holocaust™, she then went under the table and gave me a gummy blowjob as proof as I was cumming I started beating the shit out of her head and she died and then I was grounded for three weeks lol
I used to work inside the twin towERs and when 9/11 happened we began evacuating the building using the stares because some lazy dumbasss got burned into a bbq using the elevator. As I was heading down stairs some slow ass old lady was in my way. I got mad and pushed her, she flew forward and knocked down the person infront of her, it caused a change reaction and eventually 23 people tripped and ragdolled down the stairs half of them died. I then went home to my shity new jew york apterment and jerked off
One day My Holocaust™ survivor grandma was telling the family at the dinner table about how she survived the Holocaust™ because she would give blow jobs to the guards for extra food. I told her that she was lying because I don’t believe in Holocaust™, she then went under the table and gave me a gummy blowjob as proof as I was cumming I started beating the shit out of her head and she died and then I was grounded for three weeks lol
I used to work inside the twin towERs and when 9/11 happened we began evacuating the building using the stares because some lazy dumbasss got burned into a bbq using the elevator. As I was heading down stairs some slow ass old lady was in my way. I got mad and pushed her, she flew forward and knocked down the person infront of her, it caused a change reaction and eventually 23 people tripped and ragdolled down the stairs half of them died. I then went home to my shity new jew york apterment and jerked off
