SuicideFuel Trucel trait: You get nothing for christmas.

[ManOfVengeance]

I have no money.
Not even a gingerbread house neither did I get the gift I wanted.
I wanted a virtual reality headset so I could pay someone to turn every oneitis I had in gradeschool into a 3D model so I could have sex with them in virtual reality.
Over a king sized bed they would smother me with kisses and I'd begin to bird feed them whipped cream and then we would furiously make out with our tongues and mouths full of whipped cream whilst exchanging our saliva in the process.

Eventually i'd fall asleep in virtual reality with my favorite oneitis resting her face on my pelvic region after sucking my dick. The very same oneitis who gargled my dick and balls with a mouthful of whipped cream.
I would get up from bed with all of them still asleep to retrieve the candles that I had lit.

Tie them all to the bed and they will not have the strength to fend me off since I poisoned the eggnog beforehand (in VR)
Then I will proceed to pour the hot candle wax into their vagina's which would instill pain into them to remind them of the pain I felt during those times in school with them.

Truly beautiful, if only I had gotten a Vr headset for christmas.

 

[ManOfVengeance]

I guess all sub 5 men are automatically on the naughty list.
Fuck you santa.

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

Fuck you santa.

 

[ManOfVengeance]

Apparently getting sex for a christmas present is too much to ask for meanwhile this isn't even a present or gift for chad it's just a daily occurence for him.

Santa if you are reading this I'm going to break into your stupid sweatshop and rape every female elf that's in there.

 

[Todd Thundercock]

I guess all sub 5 men are automatically on the naughty list.
Fuck you santa.

 

[Shitskin=Shitlife]

Truecel trait: You don't celebrate Christmas because you are a deathnik.

 

[Rapistcel]

I have no money.
Not even a gingerbread house neither did I get the gift I wanted.
I wanted a virtual reality headset so I could pay someone to turn every oneitis I had in gradeschool into a 3D model so I could have sex with them in virtual reality.
Over a king sized bed they would smother me with kisses and I'd begin to bird feed them whipped cream and then we would furiously make out with our tongues and mouths full of whipped cream whilst exchanging our saliva in the process.

Eventually i'd fall asleep in virtual reality with my favorite oneitis resting her face on my pelvic region after sucking my dick. The very same oneitis who gargled my dick and balls with a mouthful of whipped cream.
I would get up from bed with all of them still asleep to retrieve the candles that I had lit.

Tie them all to the bed and they will not have the strength to fend me off since I poisoned the eggnog beforehand (in VR)
Then I will proceed to pour the hot candle wax into their vagina's which would instill pain into them to remind them of the pain I felt during those times in school with them.

Truly beautiful, if only I had gotten a Vr headset for christmas.

I got my forum account back as a Christmas gift by proudweeb

 

[The Scarlet Prince]

My parents have never celebrated Christmas, so I followed by extension until now.

There was one instance, however, where they actually did get me and my (real) sister presents for Christmas day in specific. It was a long time ago, perhaps when I was in 5th grade or so—we even got a little tree which was quite pathetic, but it made me happy to have one simply because I had never celebrated the holiday before. It was a singular present for both me and my sister, and while I don't quite recall what she got, I got a cellphone—which I had also never had before.

I was ecstatic. Not just because of the gift, but just because I finally got to feel somewhat normal celebrating Christmas day like everyone else here in the U.S.

To this day, it's still one of my favorite memories. I've always loved Christmas, despite never having celebrated it all my life.

 

[cunnysseur]

I bought my self an expensive leather jacket as a gift and ofc i recieved nothing from anyone, if i was a poor wagie i would rope