Was at the bar minding my own business. Alone. People begin to look at me llike I'm some sort of intruder. Just mind mmy own business. This foid sit next to me. She asks me if I have a phone. I tell her no. She insists and sees that I do have a phone in my pocket. She says she needs to call someone. Still say no, but louder, and begin to rage roid maXx (I take weird substances to muscle maXx). Some dude come at us, touch my shoulder, try to play big tough white knight. I scream stoopid stuffs right at his fucker face and leave with my pint in hand. Didn't pay my beer that day. It was a based day.
title was fake news ngl
title was fake news ngl
