Venting Tried to be a Hero last night looked like a Zero in front of a foid

[Deleted member 11138]

I had the munchies last night, so I left my section 8 apartment to go to the ghetto dune coon ran Marathon on the street corner for my milk, and banana nut muffin. I was stopped by a foid who locked her keys in her car, and asked If I could help... I am very good at unlocking locked car doors because my car battery has a kill switch I must activate, and sometimes I accidentally lock myself out because of it. So I agree to help her out... I rush back to my apartment, and craft my break in tool which is a wire hanger to lift the lock.

So I try to lift her lock, and my heart is pounding. Deep inside I am hoping I can score a number from this foid, or something for helping out. (Stupid I know) But I fail, and accidentally break my tool, and it gets stuck in her car. I let her borrow my phone to call someone to help while I go craft another tool in my apartment. But I realized I have no more wire hangers... Also I have a shit-ton of furry porn, and hentai on my phone. So now I'm wondering if she's looked at my shit while I was gone.

I come back, and a Tyrone is there, and he manages to get the door unlocked.

Even worse this morning I found a perfectly crafted break in tool in my trunk... SMH.

All to say I looked like a desperate incel, and a loser. I got flexed over by a Tyrone, and failed to do a simple task I've done many times before. Even worse she may have looked at my hentai for all I know?

 

[Blacktarpill]

Also I have a shit-ton of furry porn, and hentai on my phone. So now I'm wondering if she's looked at my shit while I was gone.

Always go incognito and never download porn on your phone.
I exprienced this and this is a serious warning.

 

[owly]

nice going mcGyver, kek kek rotfkek

 

[Deleted member 11138]

Always go incognito and never download porn on your phone.
I exprienced this and this is a serious warning.

You're right. I should probably clean up my phone. It's a huge liability if something happens to it. Also mind going into detail about what happened? Haha.

nice going mcGyver, kek kek rotfkek

Yup.. Tried to score some poon, and all I get is my dick in my hand. Same ole, same ole. I was ashamed, and felt very cringeworthy.

 

[rabitter]

I had the munchies last night, so I left my section 8 apartment to go to the ghetto dune coon ran Marathon on the street corner for my milk, and banana nut muffin. I was stopped by a foid who locked her keys in her car, and asked If I could help... I am very good at unlocking locked car doors because my car battery has a kill switch I must activate, and sometimes I accidentally lock myself out because of it. So I agree to help her out... I rush back to my apartment, and craft my break in tool which is a wire hanger to lift the lock.

So I try to lift her lock, and my heart is pounding. Deep inside I am hoping I can score a number from this foid, or something for helping out. (Stupid I know) But I fail, and accidentally break my tool, and it gets stuck in her car. I let her borrow my phone to call someone to help while I go craft another tool in my apartment. But I realized I have no more wire hangers... Also I have a shit-ton of furry porn, and hentai on my phone. So now I'm wondering if she's looked at my shit while I was gone.

I come back, and a Tyrone is there, and he manages to get the door unlocked.

Even worse this morning I found a perfectly crafted break in tool in my trunk... SMH.

All to say I looked like a desperate incel, and a loser. I got flexed over by a Tyrone, and failed to do a simple task I've done many times before. Even worse she may have looked at my hentai for all I know?

>not encrypting your furryshit
>not having a phone with guest mode
>having a shit phone

You deserve it tbh.

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

Congrats, you just cucked yourself into oblivion

 

[Blacktarpill]

Also mind going into detail about what happened? Haha.

I was in a bus and i was extremely horny. I secretly took a photo of a girl and i checked it. Then i examined it for obvious reasons. I left it open, and a guy saw it(he is in my class). Then he said ''what a pervert'' or something. It was a really bad thing to exprience.

 

[rabitter]

I was in a bus and i was extremely horny. I secretly took a photo of a girl and i checked it. Then i examined it for obvious reasons. I left it open, and a guy saw it(he is in my class). Then he said ''what a pervert'' or something. It was a really bad thing to exprience.

Should've used those pro creepshotting apps. Plenty out there.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Should've used those pro creepshotting apps. Plenty out there.

Yes, i used some apps to record secretly but i left the pics open(i forgot to hide them).

 

[Deleted member 11138]

>not encrypting your furryshit
>not having a phone with guest mode
>having a shit phone

You deserve it tbh.

Yup that is what I get for trying to white knight for a foid, and for letting her use my phone.

Congrats, you just cucked yourself into oblivion

Trust me I definately felt like I did. : ( I got cucked hard, and got flexed on by some 6'2 Tyrone. I am 5'3 so... I got super cucked.

I was in a bus and i was extremely horny. I secretly took a photo of a girl and i checked it. Then i examined it for obvious reasons. I left it open, and a guy saw it(he is in my class). Then he said ''what a pervert'' or something. It was a really bad thing to exprience.

Damn bro I feel for you. I probably would have sulked out of the class, and cried in the bathroom.

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

I am 5'3 so...

Just LDAR and play video games bro. You need to be a billionaire with a 10/10 model tier face to even compete with an average guy at 5'3

 

[Blacktarpill]

Damn bro I feel for you. I probably would have sulked out of the class, and cried in the bathroom.

I still have little problems about watching porn bec. of this incident. It was a direct hit.

 

[EthnicelNL]

Congrats, you just cucked yourself into oblivion

I was stopped by a foid who locked her keys in her car, and asked If I could help...

Here is where you say no and continue your own life. Cuck.

 

[Deleted member 11138]

Just LDAR and play video games bro. You need to be a billionaire with a 10/10 model tier face to even compete with an average guy at 5'3

Yeah it's over for me. For the most part I wage-cuck, and play video games in my free time. I'll probably just rot.

I still have little problems about watching porn bec. of this incident. It was a direct hit.

I can imagine I'm terrified of this happening. I honestly wasn't thinking straight last night. I got too desperate. I guess it was the fact that the task was a simple one I have done time, and time again. I was blinded by my lust or something.

Here is where you say no and continue your own life. Cuck.

I deserve that. Never again will I try to help a foid. It was beyond embarrassing. I learned my lesson. T_T

 

[IronMike]

Lmao sounds like some shit that would happen to me

 

[TheSecondComing]

Here is where you say no and continue your own life. Cuck.

 

[IamLost]

Should've used those pro creepshotting apps. Plenty out there.

Can you name the creepshotting apps?

 

[stimulantsperg]

Can you name the creepshotting apps?