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Cope Tried surfing today for the firzt time ever

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Today i woke up and went to the beach at 9 am
paid for a surfing clazz


Got into the water, it was hard handling the fucking board. Then I waz taught how to get up on the boardzz...

Firzt wave i got waz terrible. I didnt get up on time and waz demolizhed by the wavezz...
Second one i got to get up and stay for a few secondz but then i got thrown away by the wavezz again...
Third wave i did I got up and i lasted for more time than the 2nd attempt and i landed peacefully. I had a smile on my face


Then i tried to go back again but i vomited. I drank too much sea water. I kept paddling while vomiting in order to go to the shore.
I only lazted a total of 30-40 min in the waterzz

All in all it waz pretty fun. Im looking forward to my next clazz probably right after i get my next payment.
I feel so much anger when i see chadz riding wavezz... I need to improve....


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Cool, I still couldn't do it because I hate the ocean and sea. :feelsjuice:
 
Today i woke up and went to the beach at 9 am
paid for a surfing clazz


Got into the water, it was hard handling the fucking board. Then I waz taught how to get up on the boardzz...

Firzt wave i got waz terrible. I didnt get up on time and waz demolizhed by the wavezz...
Second one i got to get up and stay for a few secondz but then i got thrown away by the wavezz again...
Third wave i did I got up and i lasted for more time than the 2nd attempt and i landed peacefully. I had a smile on my face


Then i tried to go back again but i vomited. I drank too much sea water. I kept paddling while vomiting in order to go to the shore.
I only lazted a total of 30-40 min in the waterzz

All in all it waz pretty fun. Im looking forward to my next clazz probably right after i get my next payment.
I feel so much anger when i see chadz riding wavezz... I need to improve....


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:smonk: Who else high af rn, mang?
 
In the Winter ? dude..
That´s cool. ( no pun intended )
 
Surfing looks fun, was the water warm?
 
Today i woke up and went to the beach at 9 am
paid for a surfing clazz


Got into the water, it was hard handling the fucking board. Then I waz taught how to get up on the boardzz...

Firzt wave i got waz terrible. I didnt get up on time and waz demolizhed by the wavezz...
Second one i got to get up and stay for a few secondz but then i got thrown away by the wavezz again...
Third wave i did I got up and i lasted for more time than the 2nd attempt and i landed peacefully. I had a smile on my face


Then i tried to go back again but i vomited. I drank too much sea water. I kept paddling while vomiting in order to go to the shore.
I only lazted a total of 30-40 min in the waterzz

All in all it waz pretty fun. Im looking forward to my next clazz probably right after i get my next payment.
I feel so much anger when i see chadz riding wavezz... I need to improve....


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Where are you surfing? My God, it's the middle of winter! Maybe you're somewhere in the southern hemisphere
 
Mogger confirmed
 
Cool, I still couldn't do it because I hate the ocean and sea. :feelsjuice:
You're the opposite of me in that regard then. I love the sea more than I love foids.
 

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