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[Trannycel Trait] You Pee while sitting down

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Absolutely do not do this. Ever. Doesn’t even matter if nobody is watching. DO NOT sit down on the toilet if all you need to do is pee. If you need to shit and then pee then it’s fine but sitting down on the toilet to pee is literally one of the most foid traits in the world and you’re a faggot trannycel if you actually do this. @Ecstasy @LOLI BREEDING @Idlevillagercel
 
I sit to pee because I sometimes want to take a poop but not sure if I need to go plus I am retarded and don't wanna pee on the seat.
 
I sit to pee because I sometimes want to take a poop but not sure if I need to go plus I am retarded and don't wanna pee on the seat.
Might as well go get your dick cut off and ask a surgeon to carve out a boypussy for you :feelskek::feelskek: seriously tho nigga, get your shit together :feelscomfy:
 
I pee standing. But I've heard sitting is healthier. My dad sits while peeing
 
I only do that when my dick is hard otherwise I would miss
 
>not shitting while standing up
 
if you sit down to piss and your not shitting then you're a cuck
 
cope nobody cares. I do it at night always to not wake up too much turning on light and not piss the entire bathroom in the dark, otherwise I do it whenever like 50/50 overall. sometimes I feel like shitting and sit I'm not gonna stand up when I realize I only had to pee :feelskek: caring about this is so fucking youngcel tier it's not funny :feelsokman::feelscomfy:
Might as well go get your dick cut off and ask a surgeon to carve out a boypussy for you :feelskek::feelskek: seriously tho nigga, get your shit together :feelscomfy:
respect your elders 2021cel :feelsUgh:
I only do that when my dick is hard otherwise I would miss
also this I have to sit if pissing after cooming
Do I look like a tranny to you, you little faggot?
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cope nobody cares. I do it at night always to not wake up too much turning on light and not piss the entire bathroom in the dark, otherwise I do it whenever like 50/50 overall. sometimes I feel like shitting and sit I'm not gonna stand up when I realize I only had to pee :feelskek: caring about this is so fucking youngcel tier it's not funny :feelsokman::feelscomfy:

respect your elders 2021cel :feelsUgh:

also this I have to sit if pissing after cooming

mogs me
Massive fuckin cope. Also, I respected that nigga up until this point cause he was based. But you must pee like a man not a woman
 
Sit to pee, only when I poop, but it's not ideal at all having to bend my dick backwards.
 
I've heard that sitting to pee is better for joints than standing but can't confirm it. Anyway I'm too used to standing and too lazy to sit
 
When you stand and pee, micro droplets of pee end up over half the bathroom and your knees. If you sit and pee, droplets end up on your buttocks but your bathroom is spared. The only reasonable way to pee is to stick your dick in a bottle and then pee and then drink it so you don't lose any of your precious bodily fluids.
 
have never pissed like a bitch
 
Absolutely do not do this. Ever. Doesn’t even matter if nobody is watching. DO NOT sit down on the toilet if all you need to do is pee. If you need to shit and then pee then it’s fine but sitting down on the toilet to pee is literally one of the most foid traits in the world and you’re a faggot trannycel if you actually do this. @Ecstasy @LOLI BREEDING @Idlevillagercel
I piss first and then shit :dab:
When you stand and pee, micro droplets of pee end up over half the bathroom and your knees. If you sit and pee, droplets end up on your buttocks but your bathroom is spared. The only reasonable way to pee is to stick your dick in a bottle and then pee and then drink it so you don't lose any of your precious bodily fluids.
:feelswhat:
 
I sit to pee because I sometimes want to take a poop but not sure if I need to go plus I am retarded and don't wanna pee on the seat.
You must be in such a depressed state to even reveal that tbh
 
pissing while sitting is dangerously low t.
 
How? Surely standing is more active and thus better? How much damage can standing to pee for like 20 seconds possibly do?
Its some old shitskin wisdom. They even tell me to never drink stuff while standing. Or it will ruin my joints later in life.
 
How? Surely standing is more active and thus better? How much damage can standing to pee for like 20 seconds possibly do?
Its some old shitskin wisdom. They even tell me to never drink stuff while standing. Or it will ruin my joints
 
Its some old shitskin wisdom. They even tell me to never drink stuff while standing. Or it will ruin my joints later in life.
The drinking while standing advice. I have been told to. Low IQ advice tbh
 
When you stand and pee, micro droplets of pee end up over half the bathroom and your knees. If you sit and pee, droplets end up on your buttocks but your bathroom is spared. The only reasonable way to pee is to stick your dick in a bottle and then pee and then drink it so you don't lose any of your precious bodily fluids.
Based, you should also eat your own shit to digest it better.
 
The drinking while standing advice. I have been told to. Low IQ advice tbh
I do that all the time as well. Infact I just did it. It just takes extra steps to sit and drink.
 
I do that all the time as well. Infact I just did it. It just takes extra steps to sit and drink.
Same i also eat while walking with food sometimes when in a rush
 
You must be in such a depressed state to even reveal that tbh
story of my life bro, all i do every day is sit here, taking a shit and going to the store is the highlight of my day until I can gtfo and go to thailand and retire with 1000 baht hookers.
 
story of my life bro, all i do every day is sit here, taking a shit and going to the store is the highlight of my day until I can gtfo and go to thailand and retire with 1000 baht hookers.
That's if they can handle your height
 
i’ve been peeing sitting my entire life cuz i dont want to make a fucking mess by accident.
 
I pee in an empty big gulp cup then dump it in the toilet. I like to measure my pee volume and colouration per urination. This technique also contains any spillages.
 
So... If I'm shitting - aND HAVE TO PISS - then i have to stand up and turn around and THEN pisss into the toilet while having shit drip down my ass on to my legs?


Ok...

If that is what it takes to be a man!
 
So... If I'm shitting - aND HAVE TO PISS - then i have to stand up and turn around and THEN pisss into the toilet while having shit drip down my ass on to my legs?


Ok...

If that is what it takes to be a man!
no you fucking retard. I clearly said if you have to shit then its fine to piss a bit as well. But if you only have to piss and you’re *sitting* down on the toilet to do so, you’re a closeted tranny
 
no you fucking retard. I clearly said if you have to shit then its fine to piss a bit as well. But if you only have to piss and you’re *sitting* down on the toilet to do so, you’re a closeted tranny

Only a tiredcel or foid would sit to piss. Not sure what a tranny would do... It's a good thing you are so skilled in there bathroom habits.

Is it ok to sit and fart?

Especially, if you think it MIGHT REALLY be a SHIT? (Like a '''wet fart''')

Please advise us on how to use the bathroom!
....
Also...

How do you know about this?

WHY ARE YOU AN EXPERT ON TRANNYPISS?

very strange...
 
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proves OP is a secret faggot,he is so homophobia and don't even know muslims squat to pee
 
how are you supposed to piss while sitting down
 
Peeing while sitting is comfy and allows superior access for phone browsing which is crucial for phone posters like me.
I only pee sitting sometimes and only in my bathroom as I am the only one who uses it.
Sitting in public is cucked as f because you are sitting in everyone elses piss
 
Real truecels piss in the sink. In public.
 
you will never be a women
 
@Izayacel who is that foid in avi
 
Absolutely do not do this. Ever. Doesn’t even matter if nobody is watching. DO NOT sit down on the toilet if all you need to do is pee. If you need to shit and then pee then it’s fine but sitting down on the toilet to pee is literally one of the most foid traits in the world and you’re a faggot trannycel if you actually do this.

Sometimes I sit and pee and not poo when I am constipated and I think I might poo but then I can't.

If you think all you need to do is pee then why would you ever sit down anyway? Waste of time/effort.

Not sitting is just something men naturally do, but I think it's actually unmanly to obsess about avoiding it.
 

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