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LifeFuel TPE doll review - my experience plus incel FAQ plus ama

iblamemyself

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Boyos :feelshaha: long time no see. I'll start with a Tl;dr, ok?

Tl;dr: went to a doll brothel and had sex with a TPE foid. I liked the experience. It is different from real foids, the doll could replace a real gf/ wife in some aspects, in others not so much.

Where do I even begin? I know a lot of you try to figure out if you should get a doll or not; it's a hot topic in some circles. I came to the conclusion that you won't regret buying one, but don't let yourself get pressured into buying one. It will probably not save you from roping, unless sexual frustration is the only issue you are dealing with. After having sex with the doll, I had the same sexual satisfaction that I usually get from hookers.

I'll include a FAQ (it's actually a lie, you will be the first ones to ask me questions, but it sounds fancy).


Do they look good? Yes, they look just like in the pictures. Very beautiful face and eyes, perfect body. Keep in mind that it takes great skill to pose the doll like you see in the pictures.

Do they feel good? Yes, like real skin. Touching them is satisfying and sexually arousing. They are cold, though, so don't make love to your doll when you feel weak and it's cold outside, otherwise you will catch a cold.

Do they feel realistic? I mean the holes? The one I have tested has a realistic feeling pussy (maybe a bit better even, plus you can fuck it without using a condom, just use a lot of lube/ baby oil as the doll will absorb the oil - which is a good thing for the doll, it maintains the material). I'm pretty sure the butt feels realistic as well, but I have never fucked a real butt. Mouth feels great, has a great sucking effect due to air being pushed in and out, with sounds! But BJ's are still the biggest weakness. BJs are complex and the doll head only provides one technique (power sucking).

Should I be concerned about the weight? Yes, indeed. You can seriously hurt yourself. I would even recommend tall gymcels to stay away from curvy, full sized dolls.

But I love thick ass bitches... You could get one as a second doll. I guarentee: you will get exhausted carrying it around and posing it. The heavy doll would end up sad and lonely in your closet.

Did she stink? No. There could be some mild, fruity odor when leaving it in a room for some time. Nothing offensive in my opinion.

So how's the sex? Great, but getting the doll into the desired position is hard. Changing positions during sex takes a long time (with a heavy doll) and can kill your mojo. I bet most doll owners do only one position per session. Some sex positions are impossible; the ones that require cooperation or special flexibility.

How long do they last? Probably very long if you are able to prostitute them. Except if the owner replaced them with identical models once they broke, I didn't ask.

Compare sex with a doll to something I am familiar with! No problem, here is a ranking.
1 - Good escort, 2 - Doll sex, 3 - Rape (as aggressor), 4 - Cheap ass blow up doll, anime pillow 5 - Porn
So as you can see it is better than rape but not quite as good as prostitution. It is definately better than those embarrassing blow up dolls and porn/ regular masturbation. Why? The doll gives you satisfaction beyond sexual stimulation, it's hard to explain.

Can they fully replace femoids?? No, but they can enhance your sex life. As an incel, a doll might be enough to fulfill your sexual needs completely. Think of a porsche owner who also has a high end racing simulation gaming set up. The real porsche and the gaming setup provide similiar, yet different experiences, each having unique advantages and drawbacks. It's a very good comparison /humblebrag, so think about it.

Will you get one? Hell yeah, boi. But not the thick one that I had sex with. That one was way too heavy.

Will you stop escortcelling because of dolls? I have already stopped before getting to know dolls. Even if I had a doll, if I still wanted to escortcel, I would do so despite being a doll owner.

Do you look forward to intelligent sex bots? Err... no. Unless they have a mute button. I enjoy the doll experience for what it is.

Do you think dolls will save cucks? Unfortunately, no. They are not approved by real roasties, an important precondition in the decision making of a true cuck. Cuckdom is psychological. Give a cuck ten dolls and a lifetime subscription for free hookers and he will destroy the dolls to get a few seconds of fame on vice magazine and he will not visit the hookers; instead he will financially support them and their bastard kids for nothing in return.

Do you think dolls will be illegal at some point? Unfortunately, that could happen. They already banned childlike looking dolls in some countries. Which I think fucking sucks. Let them pedos pedo around safely with a doll instead of molesting minors. And they have already forced doll brothels to shut down. Dolls might become the new meth.

While you are spending your money on a doll to have sex with, Chad is... SHUT. THE FUCK. UP :feelsree:

Do people think I'm a loser if have a doll? Only if they know about it :feelsokman:

Is the doll creepy? No, I have warm, loving feelings for the dolls. But if you are scared easily like a little bitch, entering a room with the doll inside or removing the head might be unsettling for you.

Can I fall in love with the doll? You probably can. Depends on your personality. I don't think I could fall in love with a doll, but I do have very positive feelings for the doll. I wouldn't feel that way about a car or a gun or any other object. The doll does trick your brain into thinking you are dealing with a real human bean.

I am a nofap monk. Should I actually care about dolls? From an experienced nofapper: yes! You can use it to increase the difficulty level. You can also netflix and chill with a doll or even fuck it without cumming. You can cure your ED with a doll.

Wow thanks. Just one last question. What is in your opinion the best thing about the doll? To be able to have spontanious sex with no risks.

And the worst thing about it? Weight: you can fuck up your back when lifting the doll. Maintenance, probably as well, even though you could enjoy taking care of the doll, might satisfy your beta provider needs. Dressing it up and posing it like in the pictures will be extremely difficult.
 
These sounds like a bitch to clean tho, if you nut in the doll have fun going in to clean it out for next time. Seems like too much hassle to own.
 
Volcel if you aren't dollmaxxing
 
Good review i wish EUrope would have more doll brothels.
 
Sounds like a good investment
 
lol broh thats why i recommend to my fellows incels to go gym but not to being ripped, nooooo fuk no, go to gym to get STR stat doing power lifting, just that, when you reach a RM of 150kg thick dolls will be ez af
 
Dolls are the future!!
 
Do the staff do a good job of cleaning the cum off the dolls?
 

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