Total Reddit Death

[Retardinator]

Kill redditors. Behead redditors. Roundhouse kick a redditor into the concrete. Slam dunk a redditor baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy redditors. Defecate in a redditor's food. Launch redditors into the sun. Stir fry redditors in a wok. Toss redditors into active volcanoes. Urinate into a redditor’s gas tank. Judo throw redditors into a wood chipper. Twist redditor's heads off. Report redditors to the IRS. Karate chop redditors in half. Curb stomp pregnant redditors. Trap redditors in quicksand. Crush redditors in the trash compactor. Liquefy redditors in a vat of acid. Eat redditors. Dissect redditors. Exterminate redditors in the gas chamber. Stomp redditors skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate redditors in the oven. Lobotomize redditors. Mandatory abortions for redditors. Grind redditor fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown redditors in fried chicken grease. Vaporize redditors with a ray gun. Kick old redditors down the stairs. Feed redditors to alligators. Slice redditors with a katana.

 

[PopeOfCope]

Submerge redditors in acid; bombard them with gamma radiation until their flesh melts and their skin pops; pelt them with burning coals

 

[NihilisticSoul]

I use reddit for music and Ukrainian war footage thats it.

 

[BataviaCel]

use redditors as test subjects, submerge redditors in ice, use redditors in blast test, inject redditors with syphilis, extract redditors' organs

 

[ElTruecel]

Based

 

[EnglishCel]

I don't like Reddit.

 

[12 Years a Rotter]

crush redditor brains with a tractor in farm simulator video game

 

[nazianime]

Bash a redditor over the head with his gaming pc. Burn a redditors soymilk supply.

 

[chuddyince23]

force redditors to work out, feed redditors meat and eggs, throw away redditors consoles and force them to go innawoods, make redditors protein shakes, give balding redditors finasteride, inject redditors with more testostorone, kill redditors whore wife and give them a loving wife, slap redditor kids for saying they are trans

 

[lazy_gamer_423]

force-inject zyklon into redditors.

 

[BlueCore]

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