Top 3 tips for y'all out there aspiring to be a Chad!

[Glucose]

Hi there y'all I'm here today to teach y'all a valuable lesson about a little thing called p e r s o n a l i t y

Step 1: Take a shower! Everyone knows that dirty men are the most unattractive people out there! Just look at these hideous creatures!

Wow! I doubt these dirty creatures will ever get laid looking like that! If only they would take a shower!

Step 2: Get a haircut, you scruffy boy! Ahhh! Look at the YUCKY man on the left with all that hair! The man on the right is by far better looking due to his short hair.

That handsome devil on the right is probably swimming in pussy thanks to a pair of scissors and some ingenuity!

Step 3: Have a really good personality. OH MY GOD I CAN JUST SMELL THE HORRIBLE PERSONALITY RADIATING OFF THE MAN ON THE LEFT! No woman will ever find him attractive!!! But wait, what's this? This fine gentleman on the right has a wonderful personality! Clearly all the women can't get enough of him!

Now y'all should follow my tips and y'all will be a Chad in no time!

(((tfw this is actually what IT and cucks think)))

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

What happens if I take a shower, get a haircut and improve my personality all at the same time? Superascension

 

[excel]

What happens if I take a shower, get a haircut and improve my personality all at the same time? Superascension

You’ll get a free bmw and a vanilla latte

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

You’ll get a free bmw and a vanilla latte

Sounds like a good deal tbhngl ded srs

 

[mylifeistrash]

choose better parents

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

What happens if I take a shower, get a haircut and improve my personality all at the same time? Superascension

Dude don't go crazy. That could be dangerous. No one man is meant to wield that much power.

 

[Deleted member 6214]

All it takes is some self reflection and these pathetic virgins can actually get the girl of their dreams! But no, they CHOOSE to partake in the echo chamber and prefer to bitch and moan! They don't know what they're missing out on!

 

[Insomniac]

Gee whiz, thanks for the advice partner!

 

[SchrodingersDick]

What happens if I take a shower, get a haircut and improve my personality all at the same time? Superascension

You become 6’8”, your shoulders become 30”, your dick grows to 10x7, your hairline restores itself, and your facial bones double in volume

 

[Deleted member 15752]

What happens if I take a shower, get a haircut and improve my personality all at the same time? Superascension

Tbh, you become gigachad.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

What happens if I take a shower, get a haircut and improve my personality all at the same time? Superascension

You need to watch a movie with femoid protagonist on your waterproof smartphone while getting haircut under a shower. Easy.

 

[Life Wasted]

"Yeah bro just follow this advice and you'll get laid all the time, it worked for me."....

 

[Wonder]

This made me laugh, thanks for this.

 

[Cuyen]

Oh i thought why i had a bad face. it might be personality..

 

[Michael15651]

Pretty much sums up PUA

 

[AsiaCel]

y'all