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Top 10 ways to brake out of inceldom (NUMBER 2 WILL BLOW YOUR MIND)

Cam The Angel

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Number 10
Overdose
Overdose not only kills you in a semi painless way but it also a fun way to die. Dying from drugs can have all sorts of possibility's like hallucinating or getting a really strong high.
Number 9
Electrocution
Electrocution is another fun way to die why because when you electrocute your self your muscles all start contacting so when you die you'll be in a very funny pose. It may be painful but not as painful as inceldom.
Number 8
Getting hit by a truck
Getting hit by a truck is not only effective but very traumatizing to the driver who will likely go to jail for killing you and if that guys a chad it's a win win.
Number 7
Hanging
Hanging is a classic way to commit suicide not only is it very effective but also very cheap. Not everyone has an electrocution device or some drugs to overdoes but everyone has a spare rope or belt lying around.
Number 6
Jumping from a high place
Jumping from a high place is not only cheap and effective but it also allows you to have a nice view before you die and when you jump you can pretend your flying around like a superhero.
Number 5
Shooting yourself in the heart
Shooting yourself in the heart is effective but familiar to incels since everyday feels like a shoot to the heart.
Number 4
Explosives
Explosives is not only very effective and painless but it also leaves a huge mess for someone to clean up and that's always funny and if you say allahu akbar before you do it you get 72 virgins after you die.
Number 3
Cyanide
Cyanide is not only effective but a good research tool because you can study the effects on yourself before you die so it's a learning experience.
Number 2
Shooting yourself in the head
This is one of the most effective suicide methods there are so if you mess this up you're a pretty big mentalcel. Not only that but if you shoot yourself in the head you'll be like your favorite heros who took the ER route.
Number 1
Going ER then shoot yourself in the head
The number one best way to escape not only will your name be engraved in incel history but you will also take the people who you hate with you so it's a win win win.
Hope this list is helpful
 
Just ️ b urself
 
OMG! I have to share it to the girls on insta:heart::heart:
 
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Number 1 /6/10 Look Wonderful
 
@EricRWeinstein

Note to the INCEL community:

A) Learn a few jokes from a book.

B) Learn G-D-Em-C on guitar.

C) Be kind but not weak.

D) Learn python for date money.

E) Open yourself to child rearing.

F) Listen & be responsive.

G) Be prepared to leave INCEL.
 
Number 10
Overdose
Overdose not only kills you in a semi painless way but it also a fun way to die. Dying from drugs can have all sorts of possibility's like hallucinating or getting a really strong high.
Number 9
Electrocution
Electrocution is another fun way to die why because when you electrocute your self your muscles all start contacting so when you die you'll be in a very funny pose. It may be painful but not as painful as inceldom.
Number 8
Getting hit by a truck
Getting hit by a truck is not only effective but very traumatizing to the driver who will likely go to jail for killing you and if that guys a chad it's a win win.
Number 7
Hanging
Hanging is a classic way to commit suicide not only is it very effective but also very cheap. Not everyone has an electrocution device or some drugs to overdoes but everyone has a spare rope or belt lying around.
Number 6
Jumping from a high place
Jumping from a high place is not only cheap and effective but it also allows you to have a nice view before you die and when you jump you can pretend your flying around like a superhero.
Number 5
Shooting yourself in the heart
Shooting yourself in the heart is effective but familiar to incels since everyday feels like a shoot to the heart.
Number 4
Explosives
Explosives is not only very effective and painless but it also leaves a huge mess for someone to clean up and that's always funny and if you say allahu akbar before you do it you get 72 virgins after you die.
Number 3
Cyanide
Cyanide is not only effective but a good research tool because you can study the effects on yourself before you die so it's a learning experience.
Number 2
Shooting yourself in the head
This is one of the most effective suicide methods there are so if you mess this up you're a pretty big mentalcel. Not only that but if you shoot yourself in the head you'll be like your favorite heros who took the ER route.
Number 1
Going ER then shoot yourself in the head
The number one best way to escape not only will your name be engraved in incel history but you will also take the people who you hate with you so it's a win win win.
Hope this list is helpful

The last one is great because he has a legion of dumb blonde sluts now that are his fans.

Cuz of his personality.
 
Explosives
[...] and if you say allahu akbar before you do it you get 72 virgins after you die.

If that where only true..... then I would do it today :)

(girls of course, not 72 fellow incels :) )
 
I disagree on the hanging. If you do that, you'll end up with stories of how you were naked when they found you...auto-erotic asphyxiation.

I mean, unless you actually do want to go out that way, in which case...go for it. Especially if someone you don't like will be finding the body.
 
The number one way to break inceldom: just be white
 
You forgot suicide by cop
 

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