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Cope Top 10 Craziest Assembly Language Instructions

absolutely insane
 
just another day in the life of a CISC user
 
Makes me wonder how many obscure instructions were mistakes the engineers decided to document.
 
Remember, each of these CPU instructions trigger many solid state transistors.

Transistors are described using quantum mechanics which describes a strange physical world.

So when using a computer you are creating massive changes in the subatomic world, with all sorts of weird effects going on perhaps even making changes between parallel universes and effecting particles at the other end of the universe.

It's not impossible that one day a program might, by accident, create a set of quantum events that will teleport the user onto a different planet.
 
Remember, each of these CPU instructions trigger many solid state transistors.

Transistors are described using quantum mechanics which describes a strange physical world.

So when using a computer you are creating massive changes in the subatomic world, with all sorts of weird effects going on perhaps even making changes between parallel universes and effecting particles at the other end of the universe.

It's not impossible that one day a program might, by accident, create a set of quantum events that will teleport the user onto a different planet.
Imagine a teleport instruction :feelsLSD:
just another day in the life of a CISC user
Imagine coding in assembly :shock::bigbrain:
 
assembles me 01000110010
 

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