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It's Over Too lazy to jerk off

Se77en

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title. Sometimes i am just too lazy. I get super horny and want to coom but im such a lazy pos that i dont even wanna find a video or picture to coom to. Too lazy to even want to move my arms and jerk off. Anyone else like this or am i just such a fucking loser that its just me. Its not like i have anything better to do. Is it cucked to buy a sex toy like one of those blowjob machines. that way i wouldnt have to do anything i could just sit in vr and LDAR while cooming. They are expensive but i make decent money at my job so i could save up.
 
good post brother you're my favourite account keep it up
 
Do you use memedroid because I saw someone with your same name
 
Yeah, but don't force your dick to jerk off
 
I felt like such a loser after posting this i needed to hype myself up
From what I have seen so far you're a good user :feelsjuice:
 
You can buy sex toys for men if you are too lazy to jack off. Why should only women have sex toys?

I don't think it is cucked at all, I have quite a lot of sex toys, even though I haven't found one that I really like because most are made for women.
 
sometimes there is nothing else to do. I just get bored and wanna coom
tbh same. i got nothing to do, rather coom instead doing something stupid
 
I have quite a lot of sex toys
my brother got me a pocket pussy for my birthday one year as a joke because i'm virgin. I never used it because i was to embarrassed that he would find out and tell everyone.
 
my brother got me a pocket pussy for my birthday one year as a joke because i'm virgin. I never used it because i was to embarrassed that he would find out and tell everyone.
One of the sex toys I don't have. I think the sex toy I use most is the Satisfyer Sparkling Darling. Unlike many other vibrators, it's black and not pink, so doesn't look too girly and has a decent strength and is small and not extremely loud, so it's convenient. In principle I would prefer a bluetooth device so I could remote control it, but i haven't found anything yet which stayed at my dick enough and still had enough strength when I tried to bind it for a "hands-free" experience.
 
title. Sometimes i am just too lazy. I get super horny and want to coom but im such a lazy pos that i dont even wanna find a video or picture to coom to. Too lazy to even want to move my arms and jerk off. Anyone else like this or am i just such a fucking loser that its just me. Its not like i have anything better to do. Is it cucked to buy a sex toy like one of those blowjob machines. that way i wouldnt have to do anything i could just sit in vr and LDAR while cooming. They are expensive but i make decent money at my job so i could save up.
Buy a sex doll.
 
Buy a sex doll.
Way too much money, I have heard those are like 2k. Also, I have VR so i can simulate the pov. Also also, I'd be too lazy to have to set the thing up. Im already to fucking lazy to move my arms no way I'd get up and set up a whole fucking doll :feelshaha:
 
Holy shit. When does it come in?
A few months. It's coming from somewhere in europe since the store in America was out of stock. The shipping cost 300 dollars alone lol.
 
A few months. It's coming from somewhere in europe since the store in America was out of stock. The shipping cost 300 dollars alone lol.
Thats pretty hype. How big is it, what are the specs looking like lol. I'd be worried it might be taller than me (5'8)
 
Thats pretty hype. How big is it, what are the specs looking like lol. I'd be worried it might be taller than me (5'8)
She's 5'6" or 5'7." They have shorter models of her. It's Aerith Gainsborough from Gamelady. Here's a pic. I still have to figure out what dress to get her.
GameLady Dolls
 
You like final fantasy? FFVll is an awesome game I only have played the remake tho.
Sort of. I don't like the gameplay, the story is not interesting to me, but Aerith is single handedly the best waifu I've ever seen in any form of media.
 
??? A vibrator is fucking crazy dude thats gay. Do you put that up your ass wtf.
No, just on my dick. There is even heterosexual porn with vibrators used on dicks - some even with them bound on them - so I don't know where you are coming from. This vibrator is also not suitable for being put in the ass. If you want an ass-vibrator, you have to buy one with a big "end" ... don't know how it is called it ... just so it cannot go fully inside you while you use it. I don't have any ass-vibrator though.
 
I know the feel.
 

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