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JFL Tomorrow will be a mogging event l KSI vs Logan

Logan, Jake or KSI, Deji?

  • Pauls

    Votes: 10 52.6%
  • KSI, Deji

    Votes: 9 47.4%

  • Total voters
    19
hoping for a draw

they can hype up a rematch
 
hoping for a draw

they can hype up a rematch

And so it was.

Judge 1: 58/57, in favor of KSI.
Judge 2: 57/57, even.
Judge 3: 57/57, even.

No, you don't add up each fighter's points, no KSI doesn't win by one point. Because the majority of judges said "Tie," it was a tie. So, KSI remains champeen, but only because he didn't technically lose this fight.

Stamina is everything, gentlemen and gentlemen. Protecc yaself at all times.
 
Lol at jake Paul, I'm glad that Deji made this cunt bleed:

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All four of them won. It was all about the $$$$$
 
All four of them won. It was all about the $$$$$

That's how it is for all these fights. I put so much faith McGregor to beat Mayweather, it was a real "Face vs. Heel" situation. And then he lost. And I was like "What a crushing defeat." And then I learned that Mayweather actually has a big, beautifully rendered painting of McGregor in his house. And that's when I was like "These guys are probably sucking each other's dicks or something." It was Mayweather & McGregor vs. Our Wallets.

But I choose to take this as a win! The tall, lean, lantern-chinned Chad with more fans and the bulletproof halo failed to take down the slightly shorter, slightly less lean, somewhat-lantern-chinned Tyrone(?). Probably not a "likely" scenario, but LifeFuel nonetheless.
 
Holy shit, I just realized how big Logan Paul looks. His body is literally perfect.
He mogged KSI in the first two rounds so hard. It was really entertaining.
 
I thought it was pretty obvious that KSI won in the end. Logan looked huge and I thought he had it in the first two rounds, but he was completely gassed by the last round. Seems oddly convenient that they'll get to cash in on a rematch now.
 
Holy shit, I just realized how big Logan Paul looks. His body is literally perfect.
He mogged KSI in the first two rounds so hard. It was really entertaining.

Maybe that's how KSI managed to last the whole 6. He decided to tank for the first two rounds. Or maybe there was some magic in that after-the-bell love tap that knocked Logan's edge off?

But if you wanna know what makes Logan look so perfect, they gave his stats. 6 foot 2, 190 pounds. I don't know his body fat, but you could probably eyeball it.
I thought it was pretty obvious that KSI won in the end. Logan looked huge and I thought he had it in the first two rounds, but he was completely gassed by the last round. Seems oddly convenient that they'll get to cash in on a rematch now.

This amateur YouTube boxing thing is new enough that this could all be a massive work. "Sports entertainment." The only rule of theater is that the players all have to be in agreement. No matter how real it looks to us, we can say "Oh, but we paid for what was presented as a real match and plus it's just boxing it's not like wrestling those punches are real" but all that matters that all the players agree beforehand on how it's gonna go down. And a rematch would be very beneficial for both sides.

I mean, that was only ten dollars. And even as I consider that it might all be fake, I would in this moment not hesitate to spend another ten dollars to see the next fight.
 
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