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Toilet paper test for you dick. Private poll

?

  • No

    Votes: 16 55.2%
  • Only when hard

    Votes: 8 27.6%
  • My big dick can not go in flacid

    Votes: 5 17.2%

  • Total voters
    29
Brahcel

Brahcel

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Go do it if u never did it. Put your dick inside the brown roll. Goes in or not?
 
I'm 1.5 inches ERECT. I never get boners anymore either :feelskek: No need to try, plenty of room lol.
 
what the fuck
 
third option has to be a joke, right?


right???????
I'm 1.5 inches ERECT. I never get boners anymore either :feelskek: No need to try, plenty of room lol.
the upside is that as an incel, dicksize is not even important
 
The size of the roll is different in some countries.

WE CANT EVEN TEST OUR DICKS PROPERLY

FU FOIDS
 
I don't think any man has a dick bigger than a toilet paper roll right? I mean..right? :giga: If I put my flaccid dick in the roll it feels like a bottomless pit
 
Why do you want to know about our dicks???


:feelshehe:
 
How far in does it gotta go tho?
 
Got a papercut thanks.
 
How do you masturbate ?
i think that is a past life of his.....so distant
fuck I did a bad poll. someone do it with an yes option. lol
none of u noticed. WTF
 
Even the average dick will look small to your average foid. Reminder that women watch a lot of porn as well.
 
Even the average dick will look small to your they ruined ouraverage foid. Reminder that women watch a lot of porn as well.
they ruined our lives in every way possible
 
fuck I did a bad poll. someone do it with an yes option. lol
none of u noticed. WTF

Do you a picture of the toilet roll? I need to know the size because they vary.
 
How do you masturbate ?

I flick it quite rapidly, like you would a clit I guess. I've never been able to properly jerk off so to speak. In any case @Brahcel is quite correct in that I haven't bothered to even play with it in quite some time as with the many tablets that I am on for my failing health, decreased sex drive/libido is a side effect of nearly all of them. Most people would be pissed off but for me it's a relief and one less thing to worry about :cool:
 
I dout most of our dicks are small our inceldom isnt decided on that unless your a nervous volcel
 
I flick it quite rapidly, like you would a clit I guess. I've never been able to properly jerk off so to speak. In any case @Brahcel is quite correct in that I haven't bothered to even play with it in quite some time as with the many tablets that I am on for my failing health, decreased sex drive/libido is a side effect of nearly all of them. Most people would be pissed off but for me it's a relief and one less thing to worry about :cool:

Holy shit this takes me back to when I was a kid and kept "tickling" my dick while looking at women in fashion magazines.

That also reminds me when i was younger i would just use 2 fingers to rub the frenulum and i would orgasm without cum.
 
That also reminds me when i was younger i would just use 2 fingers to rub the frenulum and i would orgasm without cum.
Kek, I remember the very first time masturbating (I was clueless about it) and it somehow felt nice until I was approaching orgasm, that's when it felt... Well, different kek and when semen dribbled out, I was legit afraid I fucked up my dick lmao :lul:
 
Holy shit this takes me back to when I was a kid and kept "tickling" my dick while looking at women in fashion magazines.
That also reminds me when i was younger i would just use 2 fingers to rub the frenulum and i would orgasm without cum.
I've never been able to or capable of advancing beyond this due to my micropenis. I asked my doctor once about what would happen if I ever met a woman and wanted to have sex, he looked at me with a knowing as if "Yeah, sure :lul:" and said "Just find an understanding woman".

Bastard lol!
 
Kek, I remember the very first time masturbating (I was clueless about it) and it somehow felt nice until I was approaching orgasm, that's when it felt... Well, different kek and when semen dribbled out, I was legit afraid I fucked up my dick lmao :lul:

I remeber when i first reached or was about to orgasm i thought i was having a heart attack or panic attack i hated it. I used to be able to masturbate through my trousers and since i was like 11 ( i started puberty late) no cum would come out. It was so convinient.
 
I've never been able to or capable of advancing beyond this due to my micropenis. I asked my doctor once about what would happen if I ever met a woman and wanted to have sex, he looked at me with a knowing as if "Yeah, sure :lul:" and said "Just find an understanding woman".

Bastard lol!

Regarding the pills? Or small dick?

Also u guys started jacking off late
I mean early
 
I don't think any man has a dick bigger than a toilet paper roll right? I mean..right? :giga: If I put my flaccid dick in the roll it feels like a bottomless pit
I’m sorry brother, I can’t get mine in while soft
 
lol he just trying to troll all of you to feel bad about ur dick. maybe 1% of men have big enough dick for this
 
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lol he just trying to troll all of you to feel bad about ur dick. maybe 1% of men have big enough dick for this
depends on roll size and i think if you are above 5 1/4 inch girth it wont go in.
 
Regarding the pills? Or small dick?

Also u guys started jacking off late
I mean early
My dick size, far to small to achieve penetration. The side effects of the many pills I'm on for being a Mentalcel and also for my pancreas have thankfully killed my libido totally, so I don't even think about sex anymore. If doctors had looked into this when I was younger they might have been able to prescribe testosterone or something to help boost growth, but as I'm past puberty it's too late. I sent name stamped pics of it to members a while ago who thought I was lying.

Even if I had a 14 inch dick I would still be Incel as I am 5 foot 4 and extremely unattractive.
 
Even if I had a 14 inch dick I would still be Incel as I am 5 foot 4 and extremely unattractive.
imagine the omegle videos you could get tho. woman would literally stare in amazement. what about doing porn even.
 
imagine the omegle videos you could get tho. woman would literally stare in amazement. what about doing porn even.
If you have an enormous dick you're not an incel. There will always be some type of porn that wants you.


Btw OP, yes it goes through, maybe even when it's flaccid but I have ED so it doesn't matter. Even if it worked I still wouldn't get to use it because of the rest of my body.
 
Obviously there is variation by brand and country, but the most common width for an empty toilet paper roll in the United States is 5 1/2. The average girth for American men is 4.59 inches when erect.

This means with more than half of respondents so far claiming they cannot fit it inside, this site is either full of liars or is a statistical anomaly of men with freakishly large dicks.

Perhaps that is why the foids reject us? Our dicks are too big?
 
If you have an enormous dick you're not an incel. There will always be some type of porn that wants you.


Btw OP, yes it goes through, maybe even when it's flaccid but I have ED so it doesn't matter. Even if it worked I still wouldn't get to use it because of the rest of my body.
imagine the omegle videos you could get tho. woman would literally stare in amazement. what about doing porn even.
I was exaggerating with the 14 inch claim tbh lol, but if I was decently hung this wouldn't make a difference to my Inceldom.
If you have an enormous dick you're not an incel. There will always be some type of porn that wants you.


Btw OP, yes it goes through, maybe even when it's flaccid but I have ED so it doesn't matter. Even if it worked I still wouldn't get to use it because of the rest of my body.
imagine the omegle videos you could get tho. woman would literally stare in amazement. what about doing porn even.
I was exaggerating with the 14 inch claim tbh lol, but if I was decently hung this wouldn't make a difference to my Inceldom.
 
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