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Today i catfished 3 women to meet up in the same place

TheVman

TheVman

Catfish master, women abuser!
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I told them all to meet me at a resturant called ragu which is pretty expensive. When they get there I'll just tell them I'll be a few minutes late and to wait at the table under the reservation Jason perry (which there is actually a reservation by that name). The first one I told her to go at exactly 7pm. The other two at 7:10 . That way they'll go to the table together and see the third girl setting and watch it all unfold when they realize they've been dooped :bigsmile:
 
You are a god tier catfisher
 
HAHAHAHA damn, the hero we don't deserve :'( :'( :'(
 
_incelinside said:
You are a god tier catfisher
It's actually really easy with chad.

avsky1 said:
Too much effort for me.
Its enjoyable to me getting attention from women
 
will u record it please?
 
You should tell them to all sit at the same table as you and when everyone gets there, you say you met him on grindr.

Now that they think you are gay they will feel relaxed, offer to eat anyway because you don't want the night to be a total loss. Or maybe ask them to go to a bar with you because that restaurant is too expensive for your tastes (they think you are gay so they aren't evaluating you for your wealth). If you actually get them to stay with you, figure it out from there.

We are the tiny cuttlefish who have to use our cunning to get laid while the chads fight each other. Use this situation to your advantage, mang.
 
this is perfect, I would love to see that
 
Go there and record it lol ??
 
i almost pulled this once but two bitches cancelled

I also went there to witness lmfao
 
pro tip: next time do this to a location where is a public webcam

ahhaa

that way you can observe while rotting
 
Lol at all these people saying to record with webcam. Go inside the restaurant, sit next to their table, don’t blow your cover, and observe. Bonus points if you pretend to be on the phone, holding it up to your ear with the camera facing their direction recording them.
 
soulartemis said:
Lol at all these people saying to record with webcam. Go inside the restaurant, sit next to their table, don’t blow your cover, and observe. Bonus points if you pretend to be on the phone, holding it up to your ear with the camera facing their direction recording them.
 
You're a GOD for doing this. This sounds reddit-tier, as in it's possible that one of these women will post her story of this on reddit.
 
soulartemis said:
Lol at all these people saying to record with webcam. Go inside the restaurant, sit next to their table, don’t blow your cover, and observe. Bonus points if you pretend to be on the phone, holding it up to your ear with the camera facing their direction recording them.
this
 
soulartemis said:
Lol at all these people saying to record with webcam. Go inside the restaurant, sit next to their table, don’t blow your cover, and observe. Bonus points if you pretend to be on the phone, holding it up to your ear with the camera facing their direction recording them.
Resutrant is booked completey. plus its expensive af
 
hahahahahah holy shit you're doing gods work man.
 
lmao update this thread on how it goes.
 
You should have recorded it. Im thinking of making catfish videos like that one aspie that used post here
 
Popbob said:
You should have recorded it. Im thinking of making catfish videos like that one aspie that used post here
its too scary. you might not think it is but in the moment you'll cower it
 
You should have went in there and had water at the bar. Watched as it went down.
 
TheVman said:
I told them all to meet me at a resturant called ragu which is pretty expensive. When they get there I'll just tell them I'll be a few minutes late and to wait at the table under the reservation Jason perry (which there is actually a reservation by that name). The first one I told her to go at exactly 7pm. The other two at 7:10 . That way they'll go to the table together and see the third girl setting and watch it all unfold when they realize they've been dooped :bigsmile:

Hilarious. You are an evil villain.
 
As a side note a restaurant named "Ragu" kinda sounds like some joke name restaurant from a comedy where the restaurant is a real corny Italian stereotype.

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-FSQSUReOU[/video]
 
blackcel said:
You should tell them to all  sit at the same table as you and when everyone gets there, you say you met him on grindr.

Now that they think you are gay they will feel relaxed, offer to eat anyway because you don't want the night to be a total loss. Or maybe ask them to go to a bar with you because that restaurant is too expensive for your tastes (they think you are gay so they aren't evaluating you for your wealth). If you actually get them to stay with you, figure it out from there.

We are the tiny cuttlefish who have to use our cunning to get laid while the chads fight each other. Use this situation to your advantage, mang.

highIQcel
 

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