Based Today I asked a girl at the bar what her New Year's resolution was

[Uglyme]

She said "Fuck you"

So I'm very exited for 2020

 

[Deleted member 22907]

She didn't kill you on sight?

 

[Robtical]

Should've said "how about you fuck me now?"

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Funny and brutal ngl

 

[Newbie17]

 

[Deleted member 20536]

You forgot to hold this

and spin these

 

[Aziz]

Tfw your new year resolution is planning an effective suicide plan

 

[Emba]

You forgot to hold this

and spin these

Frames me

 

[Dionysus]

Funny and brutal ngl

 

[AsiaCel]

She fucked you?

 

[FinnCel]

Lifefuel ngl