God what a horrific post and I'm gonna go ahead and waste my time debunking this fucking redditard coper anyway
You will always win at hide and seek. Literally nothing else matters because you will always be the one person who fit somewhere that everyone else couldn’t and where no one expected someone to fit.
Who the fuck plays hide and seek past 10 years old?
If hypothetically you were tall in another life, we would literally rule the world. We just had to be made short to give other people a chance to being just as cool. Plus short people can get away with being way more rude to people but still passing as funny, like if you were tall and made that joke people would be real afraid of you.
So you admit that if I were taller I would be more successful? How is this a positive? That just proves that being short sucks. And people are much more likely to take offense to something you say if you are short. If you are tall you can get away with more because people are too intimidated to question you. People don't take shit from manlets.
You can always appear taller. Especially for girls, heels are an option. And platform shoes totally are too. The rest of the world can’t fake being short, but you can totally fake being tall.
Wow, so I can fake not being a manlet? Once again, surely by doing this it would be admitting that being short sucks, otherwise why would you want to fake being tall? And who the fuck would want to fake being short?
Short people are way more likely to live longer. I’m not sure the science behind it but I know it’s true. Your less likely to have back and knee problems, you’ll be fit and active for a longer period of time when you get old, and your way less likely to break a bone because your closer to the ground.
So tall people get to live shorter but happier lives and manlets get to suffer longer, awesome!
Shorter people are way more athletic. Because we’re closer to the ground our center of gravity is lower allowing our balance to be top notch and our stability to be inherited and not learned as you grow up if that makes since.
So why are most athletes tall then? Why are most football players tall? Why are the best boxers tall? Manlets are not athletic, we are small and weak, and the ones who do well in sports are generally praised for being able despite being short. It is literally seen as a handicap.
You can fit in so many places. Trains. Airplanes. The dog cage. Bro when I tell you I have spent the night in the strangest places that my tall friends could never dream of, it really should be a book. It is so much easier to just be confortable plus you’re very rarely going to be a pain to bring around because you just fill in the extra space that couldn’t be used by those taller people.
Fantastic, I get to uhhh... crawl in cupboards and fill up the space between tall people?
Food and money. Shorter people, typically, eat way less meaning that you’re going to save way more money throughout life because you’re not waisting it on filling up your whole body with nutrients. One quick snack and you’re good for a few more hours unlike all those other tall kids.
Just... who cares?
Spunky. Bro just stop caring. If you don’t make it your personality people learn to get over it real fast. And if they don’t, well that’s why you’re an ankle biter waiting for Achilles heel. It’s not an offense to be one, it’s actually just a strategy for one of the most well known weaknesses in history. Here’s a story more for girls to enjoy but also could be for boys: I have this family friend who is about 5’. She loved it. One time, before she was married and she was in high school she saw this really cute and but tall dude at a bar. So she took a bar stool, dragged it up next to him, stood on it, and offered her hand to shake saying “I’m (name).”
Being short is cute in girls, not guys. Typical foid ignorance.
So, it’s 100% confidence. You can ignore your height, which I’m totally guilty of doing. Or you can learn about all the amazing and totally star striking celebrities who are your height or even shorter and take on that kind of confidence. Have you ever met a short confident person? Cuz they’re probably the best people you ever will meet.
>JUST BE LE CONFIDENT AND CELEBRITY BROOOO
These fucking copers need to rope immediately.
