Yesterday, some ITcel posted a screenshot of my girlfriend requirements to reddit. I was being very generous and listing my minimum requirements for getting a gf. However, a lot of them got very angry.
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/IncelTear/comments/yk9z57/step_it_up_girls/
This was the post. It got 1.2K upvotes, with over 300 comments, as of writing this. It has a lot of funny comments, but I unfortunately cannot go through or screenshot all. Instead, I will be responding to some common points made, as well as rejecting several women in the thread who expressed interest in me. I would like to thank @PointOfNoReturn for providing me with some of their faces and lols.
Part 1: Responding to common arguments made
There were a few points that ITcels mentioned a lot in the thread. I will now make my responses to all of them.
The most prevalent one was them stating that women with such proportions don't exist, and that I am basic it off of porn. This is false. Women like that do exist, and they are just coping and seething because they don't even come close. It's fine, however. I'm sure they will find someone who is willing to look past their unattractive body. They can always get fake tits too, or put balloons inside their shirt.
People also commented on me liking retarded and schizo girls. What's wrong with that? I think it's a cute trait to have. I like to love someone despite their flaws. You should be happy that I don't expect her to be perfect, I don't want to have unrealistic standards. I would prefer if she was retarded and schizo in a silly way, because that would be funny and enjoyable to me. It would also make life a lot easier, as she would be much more willing to listen to me, and would trust me over anything else.
This next argument was the most mindboggling to me. They said my standards were too high and I was being too strict. This isn't true at all. The original poster cut off some off the text, but I said I was okay with her having slightly smaller tits or being east asian, a white passing non-white, or even mixed race. I was being quite generous, as you can see, so I don't understand these allegations. I understand that nobody is perfect, so I was willing to forgive her for having some things wrong with her.
A lot of people also said that I wanted a sex doll. This isn't true. Sex dolls won't cook for me, won't bear kids, and won't help me inherit a mansion without working. I want someone real, someone from a real, rich, family, who will help me out with my finances. Someone who can make me food, clean my house, and make my life convenient and fun. Someone who will have many kids with me, and help my kids grow up to be successful and happy.
Related to kids, this was the another common point. That she'd be too retarded to raise kids, or that since she's stupid she'd have stupid kids. This isn't true. My genius is so overpowering, that it cancels out any stupidity she has, and all of the kids would be geniuses like me. They would be able to take care of themselves from a young age. My wife will cook for them and give them whatever they want to make them happy, while I will enlighten them with my wisdom. I would turn them into modern day Buddhas.
Finally, I would like to address that I think they have an obsession with sex. They are very juvenile and perverted imo. I mentioned the woman being a good cook, because I like good food and enjoy good meals. However, several mentioned that they read it as good cock" instead. They are so obsessed with sex that it constantly dominates their mind. I'm sorry to tell you this, IT, but not everything is about sex. Some of just like eating good food and having fun, and working towards having personally meaningful achievements.
Part 2: Responding to my fangirls
Unsurprisingly, I had several fangirls in the thread. Many, many women, were interested in me, and loved to talk about how they fit my standards, or how they wanted to be mine. Well, sorry ladies, but I'm afraid I must reject you. I really apologize, but perhaps you could give some other posters from this forum a chance? Or maybe some shy, but nice guy you know in real life.
Here is where I must thank my good friend @PointOfNoReturn again, for sending some of these.
Let me show you some of these specimen.
This grandma said she fit my standards. Sorry! You're too old for me. I only take girls below 20. And before you call me a pedo IT, I'm 18 myself. But hey, maybe, the rest of them won't be grandmas or goblins, right?
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/WitchesVsPatriarchy/comments/xkowv4/the_20th_was_the_6th_anniversary_of_my/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Never mind. What the fuck is that? Looks like one of the angry birds pigs. Not touching that ever. Maybe one of our nigcels can take you?
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/DemEyesDoe/comments/j6udx2/feeling_blue_today_cheer_me_up/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Another disgusting creature. I forgot to include that piercings aren't allowed, they look gross. But maybe at least one of these ITcels look good? Let's try one more
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/LesbianActually/comments/xo13ey/bruno_and_i_graduated_advanced_puppy_class/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I'm done. Another grandma, and a fat one too. How do these people let themselves look like this, when preaching to incels about hygiene and going to the gym?
Well, regardless. I guess it's time to wrap things up. Of course, I had several other fangirls, but we'd be here all day if I shared every single one. These are just some of the ugliest, and funniest specimen I found. This is all I have for today.
I thank you all for reading. I will now take my leave.
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/IncelTear/comments/yk9z57/step_it_up_girls/
This was the post. It got 1.2K upvotes, with over 300 comments, as of writing this. It has a lot of funny comments, but I unfortunately cannot go through or screenshot all. Instead, I will be responding to some common points made, as well as rejecting several women in the thread who expressed interest in me. I would like to thank @PointOfNoReturn for providing me with some of their faces and lols.
Part 1: Responding to common arguments made
There were a few points that ITcels mentioned a lot in the thread. I will now make my responses to all of them.
The most prevalent one was them stating that women with such proportions don't exist, and that I am basic it off of porn. This is false. Women like that do exist, and they are just coping and seething because they don't even come close. It's fine, however. I'm sure they will find someone who is willing to look past their unattractive body. They can always get fake tits too, or put balloons inside their shirt.
People also commented on me liking retarded and schizo girls. What's wrong with that? I think it's a cute trait to have. I like to love someone despite their flaws. You should be happy that I don't expect her to be perfect, I don't want to have unrealistic standards. I would prefer if she was retarded and schizo in a silly way, because that would be funny and enjoyable to me. It would also make life a lot easier, as she would be much more willing to listen to me, and would trust me over anything else.
This next argument was the most mindboggling to me. They said my standards were too high and I was being too strict. This isn't true at all. The original poster cut off some off the text, but I said I was okay with her having slightly smaller tits or being east asian, a white passing non-white, or even mixed race. I was being quite generous, as you can see, so I don't understand these allegations. I understand that nobody is perfect, so I was willing to forgive her for having some things wrong with her.
A lot of people also said that I wanted a sex doll. This isn't true. Sex dolls won't cook for me, won't bear kids, and won't help me inherit a mansion without working. I want someone real, someone from a real, rich, family, who will help me out with my finances. Someone who can make me food, clean my house, and make my life convenient and fun. Someone who will have many kids with me, and help my kids grow up to be successful and happy.
Related to kids, this was the another common point. That she'd be too retarded to raise kids, or that since she's stupid she'd have stupid kids. This isn't true. My genius is so overpowering, that it cancels out any stupidity she has, and all of the kids would be geniuses like me. They would be able to take care of themselves from a young age. My wife will cook for them and give them whatever they want to make them happy, while I will enlighten them with my wisdom. I would turn them into modern day Buddhas.
Finally, I would like to address that I think they have an obsession with sex. They are very juvenile and perverted imo. I mentioned the woman being a good cook, because I like good food and enjoy good meals. However, several mentioned that they read it as good cock" instead. They are so obsessed with sex that it constantly dominates their mind. I'm sorry to tell you this, IT, but not everything is about sex. Some of just like eating good food and having fun, and working towards having personally meaningful achievements.
Part 2: Responding to my fangirls
Unsurprisingly, I had several fangirls in the thread. Many, many women, were interested in me, and loved to talk about how they fit my standards, or how they wanted to be mine. Well, sorry ladies, but I'm afraid I must reject you. I really apologize, but perhaps you could give some other posters from this forum a chance? Or maybe some shy, but nice guy you know in real life.
Here is where I must thank my good friend @PointOfNoReturn again, for sending some of these.
Let me show you some of these specimen.
This grandma said she fit my standards. Sorry! You're too old for me. I only take girls below 20. And before you call me a pedo IT, I'm 18 myself. But hey, maybe, the rest of them won't be grandmas or goblins, right?
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/WitchesVsPatriarchy/comments/xkowv4/the_20th_was_the_6th_anniversary_of_my/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Never mind. What the fuck is that? Looks like one of the angry birds pigs. Not touching that ever. Maybe one of our nigcels can take you?
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/DemEyesDoe/comments/j6udx2/feeling_blue_today_cheer_me_up/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Another disgusting creature. I forgot to include that piercings aren't allowed, they look gross. But maybe at least one of these ITcels look good? Let's try one more
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/LesbianActually/comments/xo13ey/bruno_and_i_graduated_advanced_puppy_class/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I'm done. Another grandma, and a fat one too. How do these people let themselves look like this, when preaching to incels about hygiene and going to the gym?
Well, regardless. I guess it's time to wrap things up. Of course, I had several other fangirls, but we'd be here all day if I shared every single one. These are just some of the ugliest, and funniest specimen I found. This is all I have for today.
I thank you all for reading. I will now take my leave.
