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[LowIQRetard]

So you head onto the net to buy a dildo for your girlfriend because she needs that extra little something, she says you're the best she's ever had but you can rarely give her a vaginal orgasm despite your 7" x 5" which is actually quite a bit above average! She tells you it's fine and that she has never had a vaginal orgasm from anyone else anyway. You hop onto a popular sex toy site to browse through the selection and decide to search for the most popular toys because your woman only deserves the best. What do you see?

• Circumference: 5.5 inches
• Insertable Length: 8 inches
• Length: 10.25 inches

Lets take a look at the reviews:

by MissTickler: "...after I'd warmed up on it, It slipped right in. It felt amazing."

by Wish list tester: "...I had to use this 3 days in a row because I couldn’t get over the feeling it gave me"

by Mrhorney: "Bought this toy for my OH and boy she loves it! At first she didn't like the look of it because of the size. After some lube and gentle play she was taking the whole thing and couldn't stop screaming."

by FantasyFids: "This is the largest dildo I have purchased to date so was a little weary but my god I had nothing to worry about! It was incredible and has livened up my sex life as my other half also finds it a turn-on."

by LadyJade: "My boyfriend felt belittled and I don't think he'd seen anything so big either."


So you think that might be a little too big for her, but then you remember the most popular ones:

• Circumference: 6.5 inches
• Insertable Length: 7 inches
• Length: 8 inches

Holy shit? 6.5" girth? Only a faggot would be shoving this into his blasted out loose asshole - nope.

by Kevs: "The full feeling is amazing and I was cumming all the time, especially with the dildo in the front and my hubby in the back. After he went to bed I carried on for a couple of hours on my own. I just couldn't get enough of it."

by Happyhubby23: Once the head is in, the rest follows very easily. She couldn't accommodate the full length, but my god, the neighbours must have heard the finish as she went from silent to a full on deafening scream.

by Yummymummy2603: "Wow, what can I say but buy! Best orgasm ever. I lost count how many times I soaked him through. Worth every penny."

by The Odd Couple: My Missus hasn’t had kids and only 2 partners in her life, and she really isn’t Grand Canyon-like down there, ... The results were a truly breathless, shattering orgasm for her, leaving the poor woman unable to trust her legs for standing for about 10 minutes afterwards, right after I had happily jumped in for a quick spot of sloppy seconds once the girthy monster had worked its magic! ... It’s also great for cuckold fantasies."

You begin to wonder if maybe it's your size that's not letting her have orgasms... No that can't be, she won't need one of these only loose women use them and buy them all that's why their the most popular on the site, besides women say size doesn't matter, it's what you do with it!!!

 

[UBERCEL]

Take the dickpill, it's never enough
JFL THERE ARE TWO FOOT DILDOS
Don't mind it tee-hee

 

[LowIQRetard]

Take the dickpill, it's never enough
JFL THERE ARE TWO FOOT DILDOS

Your HQNP jb waifu when she gets home from school everyday

 

[Not_Important]

8 inches or LDAR

 

[NEETAndTidy]

and here I am with a sub average cock

 

[UBERCEL]

Your HQNP jb waifu when she gets home from school everyday

FUAAARK, HOW WILL I EVER COMPETE

 

[LowIQRetard]

and here I am with a sub average cock

• Circumference: 5 inches
• Insertable Length: 10 inches

by Maggit100: Normally she doesn't cum through just penetration alone, but this time after managing about 9 of the 10 inches she was in ecstasy and came numerous times.

by Carshalton couple: I slowly took my time working in and 30 sec later she was fully relaxed and 3 min later she had the best orgasm ever. She took about 7-8 inches. And we have for or other ideas how to use it as it's a suction cup

by Tazzy84red: I bought this purely for using on the bed post while giving my hubby a BJ. Kind of the 3some feeling. As I find the 8 inch not enough to do this with

by bondagegod: ... as we did manage to get 9 out of the 10 inches in ... It wasn’t long before she reached orgasm as the larger dildo brought her to a deep squirting finish to the session.

Remember boyos, it's not the size, it's what you do with it!!!

 

[Chadani]

not as big as mine

 

[LowIQRetard]

not as big as mine

You are 6.5"+ girth with over 9" length?

• Circumference: 7 inches
• Insertable Length: 9 inches

by Sissyhove I was intimidated at first at the size and girth of this dildo. However, with enough lube and bit of patience it just slides in, and once it's there it's a dream! Fills me just right, and the suction cup lets you play in various ways!

by Madamoiselle BC: Due to the excess of lube, my knees slipped out from under me and I couldn't stabilise myself and consequently gave myself the deepest penetration of my life. It was simultaneously shocking and satisfying. I struggled a bit with comfort due to the sheer size so I whipped out my wand to help heighten the sensation. The two combined proved to be a winning combination and lead me to a body-convulsingly powerful orgasm. So yeah, in short, 10/10.

 

[Cleftcel]

it's over

 

[3uxp]

JFL 9X7 is literally nothing mine is 12x9 i still can't get laid. IT'S OVER.

 

[DyingInside]

8 inches or LDAR

8 inches or

 

[Deleted member 8499]

Wtf is wrong with those cock starving whores? How deep are their fucking cavities ffs

 

[Chadani]

JFL 9X7 is literally nothing mine is 12x9 i still can't get laid. IT'S OVER.

mine is 12 feet long kiddo. git gud faggot

on a serious note, wtf are their women who claim they dont want to be impaled with a monster dick but then shit like this exists? jfl you cant win unless your dick is synthetic.

 

[LowIQRetard]

Wtf is wrong with those cock starving whores? How deep are their fucking cavities ffs

6 inches is plenty teehee!!

 

[Not_Important]

JFL 9X7 is literally nothing mine is 12x9 i still can't get laid. IT'S OVER.

 

[Deleted member 8499]

6 inches is plenty teehee!!

Im not even there jfl

 

[NEETAndTidy]

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[San Salvador]

When you get mogged by a piece of plastic

 

[LowIQRetard]

Im not even there jfl

Don't worry buddy boyo, I've got just the item for you!

Lovehoney Vibro Mega Mighty 3 Extra Inches Vibrating Penis Extender

• Circumference: 6 inches
• Internal Length: 5 inches
• Length: 10 inches

by CarterJ: This penis extender makes my girlfriend scream with every use. Plus the vibrating part around the balls feels great!

by Repsol: My wife and myself enjoy long and intense evenings. Having the Mega Mighty feel-real penis extender turns you into a porn star. My wife enjoyed orgasm after orgasm.

by It’s all about her: Wow she loved it and so did I it’s one of the best things I’ve ever seen looking down and seeing her take that full length whilst having orgasm after orgasm

by m4t1n: I was able to really pound her good and she came in about 5 minutes. She says it feels real, hits the spots she needs deep and makes her feel full. For my hard work, I was rewarded with a good blowjob and her swallowing my cum.

Don't worry buddy, you can be chad too!

 

[BitterCel]

fucking hell what is wrong with these whores

 

[Deleted member 8499]

Don't worry buddy boyo, I've got just the item for you!

Lovehoney Vibro Mega Mighty 3 Extra Inches Vibrating Penis Extender

• Circumference: 6 inches
• Internal Length: 5 inches
• Length: 10 inches

by CarterJ: This penis extender makes my girlfriend scream with every use. Plus the vibrating part around the balls feels great!

by Repsol: My wife and myself enjoy long and intense evenings. Having the Mega Mighty feel-real penis extender turns you into a porn star. My wife enjoyed orgasm after orgasm.

by It’s all about her: Wow she loved it and so did I it’s one of the best things I’ve ever seen looking down and seeing her take that full length whilst having orgasm after orgasm

by m4t1n: I was able to really pound her good and she came in about 5 minutes. She says it feels real, hits the spots she needs deep and makes her feel full. For my hard work, I was rewarded with a good blowjob and her swallowing my cum.

Don't worry buddy, you can be chad too!

Life fuel

 

[LowIQRetard]

Life fuel

high iq post

 

[Izayacel]

mine is 12 feet long kiddo. git gud faggot

on a serious note, wtf are their women who claim they dont want to be impaled with a monster dick but then shit like this exists? jfl you cant win unless your dick is synthetic.

Hypocrites thats why

 

[Newbie17]

Just lol at not having giga dildo as your actual penis.

 

[LowIQRetard]

Being sub 8x6 in 2018 = LDAR

That or go down the slippery dildoslope into cuckolding

 

[VirginWithStache]

The best scenario for humanity is sex robots. For both males and females.

 

[Anger]

When you get mogged by a piece of plastic

 

[Mickeyonacid]

This is the biggest suicide fuel I've ever read, especially considering how many women actually own a dildo, and how likely it is that they're one of the 10-24 inch long ones.
It's over for me.
Even if I ascend to the point where a girl pulls down my pants, she'll laugh at my size.

 

[LowIQRetard]

This is the biggest suicide fuel I've ever read, especially considering how many women actually own a dildo, and how likely it is that they're one of the 10-24 inch long ones.
It's over for me.
Even if I ascend to the point where a girl pulls down my pants, she'll laugh at my size.

"The full feeling is amazing and I was cumming all the time, especially with the dildo in the front and my hubby in the back. After he went to bed I carried on for a couple of hours on my own. I just couldn't get enough of it."

 

[Mickeyonacid]

"The full feeling is amazing and I was cumming all the time, especially with the dildo in the front and my hubby in the back. After he went to bed I carried on for a couple of hours on my own. I just couldn't get enough of it."

You're killing me

 

[LowIQRetard]

You're killing me

I provided a solution for you above!

Lovehoney Vibro Mega Mighty 3 Extra Inches Vibrating Penis Extender

 

[masterwizard]

I've long maintained that women's inability to achieve vaginal orgasm is directly a result of inadequate penis length (AND lack of facial attractiveness, she won't cum if she has to stare at quasimodo pounding her even if he has a king kong godzilla dick).

The clitoris as a structure isn't limited to just the bud above the vaginal opening, its actually a structure that permeates all through the entire vagina. In ordering to stimulate it through non-direct contact the vagina needs to be distended significantly, which generally requires a MASSIVE dick (given the vagina is designed to pop babies out).

Also lol at women stretching themselves out with 2 foot donkeydicks yet the concept of a man masturbating with a fleshlight is total anathema to most women (if they are being honest).

 

[Deleted member 5861]

Jelqing, google it.

 

[SadRealistcel]

jesus 6 inches isn't enough these days

 

[Permafrost]

I wonder if there is any object that can mog a woman like this (I am generous enough to not count other women as objects). I don't think most women are that worried about being replaced by sex dolls... Any suggestions?

 

[LowIQRetard]

I wonder if there is any object that can mog a woman like this (I am generous enough to not count other women as objects). I don't think most women are that worried about being replaced by sex dolls... Any suggestions?

Sex dolls/ robots

Which is why you see groups of women campaigning to get them banned wherever companies pop up

I've long maintained that women's inability to achieve vaginal orgasm is directly a result of inadequate penis length (AND lack of facial attractiveness, she won't cum if she has to stare at quasimodo pounding her even if he has a king kong godzilla dick).

The clitoris as a structure isn't limited to just the bud above the vaginal opening, its actually a structure that permeates all through the entire vagina. In ordering to stimulate it through non-direct contact the vagina needs to be distended significantly, which generally requires a MASSIVE dick (given the vagina is designed to pop babies out).

Also lol at women stretching themselves out with 2 foot donkeydicks yet the concept of a man masturbating with a fleshlight is total anathema to most women (if they are being honest).

I've also always thought this. Plenty of women have no trouble dildoing themselves into orgasmic bliss: I think it's a combination of many men being terrible in bed AND lack of adequate size. This thread is embellishment but 7-8" x 5.5-6" is ideal for literally every woman, they can all take those sizes with some foreplay.

 

[Permafrost]

Sex dolls/ robots

Which is why you see groups of women campaigning to get them banned wherever companies pop up


I've also always thought this. Plenty of women have no trouble dildoing themselves into orgasmic bliss: I think it's a combination of many men being terrible in bed AND lack of adequate size. This thread is embellishment but 7-8" x 5.5-6" is ideal for literally every woman, they can all take those sizes with some foreplay.

I have seen feminazis of the more inbred kind complain about real dolls being an objectification of women but I have never seen an actual protest about it. But what do I know?

 

[LowIQRetard]

I have seen feminazis of the more inbred kind complain about real dolls being an objectification of women but I have never seen an actual protest about it. But what do I know?

Ever heard a guy say the equivalent about dildos?

No, but you know some poor sap is getting cucked into this shit every single day
Also if you want to find out about the protest, go do some research. I'm pretty sure I remember seeing some feminist ted talk all about sex robots/ objectification of women/ all men are rapists/ the robots can't consent, etc.

 

[Permafrost]

Ever heard a guy say the equivalent about dildos?

No, but you know some poor sap is getting cucked into this shit every single day
Also if you want to find out about the protest, go do some research. I'm pretty sure I remember seeing some feminist ted talk all about sex robots/ objectification of women/ all men are rapists/ the robots can't consent, etc.

No, you are indeed right about that. The objectification bullshit is a girl thing only.

Cucked into believing feminism or cucked into letting his significant other play with gigant donkey cocks?

 

[Haywire]

yep and there are men who like watching woman fuck these huuuuge dildos and they even give money wtf. i cant really stand to watch this shit i just stare in awe at it and think how my averaged sized dick doesnt stand a chance in pleasing these woman. i also remember watching this video of this fat woman getting fisted by her boyfriend shit is insane what these woman need to please them.

 

[Deleted member 60]

Im ready to die

 

[The End]

They sell these dick sleeve things... https://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/penis-enhancers/sp-mega-inch-extension-99889.aspx

You put them over your hard cock, and it accentuates the size. Like shoe-lifts for your dick.

Anyway, I remember on Amazon I saw this pathetic review for one of these things. He wrote something like "My wife says size doesn't matter, and that my 5" penis is good for sex. But one time I turned off the lights, secretly put the penis extender on, and had sex with her with it on. She has never had so many orgasms, and later she said it was the best sex of her life." There wasn't even an ending to this story... he was just sad knowing that naturally he could never give his wife great sex.

Humans have far larger penis's compared to our closest animal ancestor. Scientists believe the huge increase in cock size was because of female preference selecting large members for sex.

Also I read somewhere that 1/4 of women are size queens, and can't get off without huge cocks. The rest of women prefer a huge cock, but it wasn't an absolute necessity. And the size of the woman doesn't indicate a size-queen - for instance rihanna is a size-queen.

 

[TheNEET]

not only I feel mogged by the dildos themselves, I feel mogged by the descriptions
apparently female orgasm feels really awesome while male orgasm is meh - I get more pleasure eating fried chicken than cumming
I envy them, their lives are tutorial islands filled with candy - not only the society favours them, it's also the [mother ] nature
also, what's the endgame? they will selectively breed 3'0 high chads with cocks bigger than their limbs? the sky is the limit - women will literally ruin the environment to get satisfied, it's never enough for them - they're going to breed the genetic Tower of Babel, the ultimate nephilim chad

 

[averageblokecel]

not only I feel mogged by the dildos themselves, I feel mogged by the descriptions
apparently female orgasm feels really awesome while male orgasm is meh - I get more pleasure eating fried chicken than cumming
I envy them, their lives are tutorial islands filled with candy - not only the society favours them, it's also the [mother ] nature
also, what's the endgame? they will selectively breed 3'0 high chads with cocks bigger than their limbs? the sky is the limit - women will literally ruin the environment to get satisfied, it's never enough for them - they're going to breed the genetic Tower of Babel, the ultimate nephilim chad

I remember something about female deers choosing deers with large horns until horns were so Big the deer couldn't walk and the species died KEK

Also It is proven that 6.4x4.9 it's the minimun size for orgasm (call It cope, but it's backed by studies)

 

[Newbie17]

not only I feel mogged by the dildos themselves, I feel mogged by the descriptions
apparently female orgasm feels really awesome while male orgasm is meh - I get more pleasure eating fried chicken than cumming
I envy them, their lives are tutorial islands filled with candy - not only the society favours them, it's also the [mother ] nature
also, what's the endgame? they will selectively breed 3'0 high chads with cocks bigger than their limbs? the sky is the limit - women will literally ruin the environment to get satisfied, it's never enough for them - they're going to breed the genetic Tower of Babel, the ultimate nephilim chad

Indeed, the way foids describe their orgasms... Truly earth-shattering and almost nothing like male orgasm and on top of that their orgasms last much longer (up to 30 seconds).

Anyway, dickpill (dildopill if you want) is heavily underrated.

I remember something about female deers choosing deers with large horns until horns were so Big the deer couldn't walk and the species died KEK

Also It is proven that 6.4x4.9 it's the minimun size for orgasm (call It cope, but it's backed by studies)

Lmao, it’s truly over if you don’t possess a 11.2x7.5 schlong.

 

[Deleted member 60]

the dickpill destroyed me

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

So you head onto the net to buy a dildo for your girlfriend because she needs that extra little something, she says you're the best she's ever had but you can rarely give her a vaginal orgasm despite your 7" x 5" which is actually quite a bit above average! She tells you it's fine and that she has never had a vaginal orgasm from anyone else anyway. You hop onto a popular sex toy site to browse through the selection and decide to search for the most popular toys because your woman only deserves the best. What do you see?

• Circumference: 5.5 inches
• Insertable Length: 8 inches
• Length: 10.25 inches

Lets take a look at the reviews:

by MissTickler: "...after I'd warmed up on it, It slipped right in. It felt amazing."

by Wish list tester: "...I had to use this 3 days in a row because I couldn’t get over the feeling it gave me"

by Mrhorney: "Bought this toy for my OH and boy she loves it! At first she didn't like the look of it because of the size. After some lube and gentle play she was taking the whole thing and couldn't stop screaming."

by FantasyFids: "This is the largest dildo I have purchased to date so was a little weary but my god I had nothing to worry about! It was incredible and has livened up my sex life as my other half also finds it a turn-on."

by LadyJade: "My boyfriend felt belittled and I don't think he'd seen anything so big either."


So you think that might be a little too big for her, but then you remember the most popular ones:

• Circumference: 6.5 inches
• Insertable Length: 7 inches
• Length: 8 inches

Holy shit? 6.5" girth? Only a faggot would be shoving this into his blasted out loose asshole - nope.

by Kevs: "The full feeling is amazing and I was cumming all the time, especially with the dildo in the front and my hubby in the back. After he went to bed I carried on for a couple of hours on my own. I just couldn't get enough of it."

by Happyhubby23: Once the head is in, the rest follows very easily. She couldn't accommodate the full length, but my god, the neighbours must have heard the finish as she went from silent to a full on deafening scream.

by Yummymummy2603: "Wow, what can I say but buy! Best orgasm ever. I lost count how many times I soaked him through. Worth every penny."

by The Odd Couple: My Missus hasn’t had kids and only 2 partners in her life, and she really isn’t Grand Canyon-like down there, ... The results were a truly breathless, shattering orgasm for her, leaving the poor woman unable to trust her legs for standing for about 10 minutes afterwards, right after I had happily jumped in for a quick spot of sloppy seconds once the girthy monster had worked its magic! ... It’s also great for cuckold fantasies."

You begin to wonder if maybe it's your size that's not letting her have orgasms... No that can't be, she won't need one of these only loose women use them and buy them all that's why their the most popular on the site, besides women say size doesn't matter, it's what you do with it!!!

Honest truth, a lot of these are women who have had kids and are stretched out to hell. Normal women have to "train" or stretch themselves to be able to handle porn dick easily.

These sites will due to selection bias only have women who want enormous dicks on them.

According to the only study on the subject, women prefer a 6.4x5" penis overall almost universally:

https://incels.is/threads/nsfw-evid...rgement-works-the-ideal-dick-is-6-4-x5.60479/

 

[theundeadburg]

This is fake as fuck. Average vagina lenght is 4-5 inches.

 

[LowIQRetard]

Honest truth, a lot of these are women who have had kids and are stretched out to hell. Normal women have to "train" or stretch themselves to be able to handle porn dick easily.

These sites will due to selection bias only have women who want enormous dicks on them.

According to the only study on the subject, women prefer a 6.4x5" penis overall almost universally:

https://incels.is/threads/nsfw-evid...rgement-works-the-ideal-dick-is-6-4-x5.60479/

Yeah women universally love personality over looks too

This is fake as fuck. Average vagina lenght is 4-5 inches.