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Serious Tips to those that fear being homeless on the future.

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I was close to being homeless years ago, hours away actually, but we were on the thin rope for months, here all i learned while we prepped for what we though was inevitable.

1-If possible, prep up a vehicle to serve as your bed, the back can be moved to make it a bit comfortable, also the front seats if they go back enough, free parking areas at night here were a local wallmart and other big stores that didn't had gates, just park away from the entrances so guards don't annoy you.

2-Getting a membership for gyms is the perfect way to have showers

3-Libraries are usually free to enter and let you pass time, doing nothing constantly will rip you out.

4-DO NOT do any drugs even if u want to cause you're in agony.

5-Beware of other homeless people, most will not help you.

6-Be creative with food, noodles and a can of veggies can go a long way.

7-Always carry some sort of defense tool, do not open carry ofc, but never get caught naked.

8-Don't be a snitcher, if other homeless doing illegal shit, u didn't saw anything

9-Try to keep yourself as clean as possible, you will need to enter public buildings without gathering too much attention

10-Dollar stores are a god send for hygiene and other essentials products for cheap
 
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i'm roping if i become Homeless
 
Don't go to homeless shelters either, you will get raped
 
Ty for the tips man and I'm glad to hear you avoided homelessness.

I'm not really close to homelessness thankfully but funds have been really tight.
 
If I go homeless it's most likely that I would find some way to rope, or perhaps :feelsLSD:
 
Good advice, thanks.
 
Based advice brocel
 
I agree with everything except the 'shower' part. When you're homeless you don't need to care about 'smelling good' or whatever social construct. There are free bodies of water all across the city anyway.
 
I was close to being homeless years ago, hours away actually, but we were on the thin rope for months, here all i learned while we prepped for what we though was inevitable.

1-If possible, prep up a vehicle to serve as your bed, the back can be moved to make it a bit comfortable, also the front seats if they go back enough, free parking areas at night here were a local wallmart and other big stores that didn't had gates, just park away from the entrances so guards don't annoy you.

2-Getting a membership for gyms is the perfect way to have showers

3-Libraries are usually free to enter and let you pass time, doing nothing constantly will rip you out.

4-DO NOT do any drugs even if u want to cause you're in agony.

5-Beware of other homeless people, most will not help you.

6-Be creative with food, noodles and a can of veggies can go a long way.

7-Always carry some sort of defense tool, do not open carry ofc, but never get caught naked.

8-Don't be a snitcher, if other homeless doing illegal shit, u didn't saw anything

9-Try to keep yourself as clean as possible, you will need to enter public buildings without gathering too much attention

10-Dollar stores are a god send for hygiene and other essentials products for cheap
Most of these are common sense, but why the fuck would you ever do point 8? That's some fucking cuck shit to snitch on another homeless person.
 
im going to be a homeless blackpiller
if people talk shit to me im just gonna tell them a toilet is making millions for dancing for 5 seconds while you and me are arguing :feelsthink:
 
but why the fuck would you ever do point 8? That's some fucking cuck shit to snitch on another homeless person.
No, he said don't snitch on other homeless people.
 
My tip:
Hanging the first option for killing self in 2019: NCRB data
 
there's the footbridge if I ever become homeless
 

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