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Tinder in 2029

mylifeistrash

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"Don't even message me if you're under 6'4"

"I'm 45 and I don't date guys older than 30"

"Venmo me $50 to see what happens"

"Asian men will be shot on sight" - asian foid
 
Tinder in 2029 2019
 
Don't message if you can't cut a melon with your jawline
 
"Don't even message me if you're under 6'4"
A lot of girls already type this in their description, it´s insane that there is a height requirement to be loved.
 
Hopefully Russia have nuked us into the depths of hell by then.
 
Tinder in 3029

"Don't even message me if you're under 21'4"

"I'm 90 and don't date guys over 25"

"Vemmo me a centillion dollars and see what happens"

"All sub 20/10 men will be shot on site" - -1/10 acid faced 1000lb landwhale
Hopefully Russia have nuked us into the depths of hell by then.
 
Way too optimistic imho.

-- Facial recognition software will screen out incels -- perhaps biometric data can be detected also, providing objective height, weight, BMI, race, and dick size data. Incels will be prevented from signing up, the remaining members will be divided into "normal" and "chad" categories (probably called something more like "basic" and "alpha" tiers).

-- Incidentally, rejected submissions from incels routinely are leaked by the foid-cuck alliance that acts as moderators. Photos ends up on normie blogs and subreddits where these shit-tier men are mocked without mercy for attempting to find a partner.

-- Alpha-tier men and all foids can sign up and use all major features for free. Basic category men must pay a small monthly subscription.

-- On top of this fee, foids can also set up payment requirements to see certain parts of their profile -- men can be required to pay to see a women's photos; to read their bio; to get their social media details; to message them (one-time fee or per-message); etc.. Of course, women can apply these payment requirements only to basic-tier men if they wish (or, for the gigastacies, to alphas as well if they choose). The money is split between Tinder and the women themselves.

-- Women can enforce a requirement that they must send the first message to any man, or any basic-tier man, that they match with in the style of Bumble.

-- When our star-crossed lovers-to-be agree on an irl date or hookup at last, women can pay a fee to Tinder who will engage an Online Safety Officer on their behalf. These are zero-hours contracted deathnic immigrants who are paid to check up on the foid's potential date. They conduct a background check to ensure his educational, financial and employment details are correct, and then arrange an in-person interview to ensure he is not "creepy" or non-NT and that his height, weight and facial appearance are as he reports. Perhaps women can pay for an extra layer of service in which a man is required to solicit references from friends and/or family and these references are also checked out.

-- Chadfishing of any type is illegal and carries a jail penalty. It is regarded as showing intent / conspiracy to commit rape or some other kind of aggravated (i.e. misogynistic) physical offense. Asking a woman her weight, or if she has any children, is classed as harassment / hate speech and is punishable by a lesser penalty.

-- As part of the privacy agreement they are required to sign when joining, any information supplied by a user -- residence, employment, name, nationality, biometric details, etc. -- can be kept by Tinder and shared with any third-party agency, including the police. If a male user is reported as "creepy" or similar by any foid, based on an online or IRL interaction, this information is passed to the police. That user can be looked into on a precautionary basis if an allegation of rape, sexual harassment, misogynistic hate speech, etc., is made against an unidentified man in the relevant local area.

Book it, boyos.
 
Tinder in 3029

"Don't even message me if you're under 21'4"

"I'm 90 and don't date guys over 25"

"Vemmo me a centillion dollars and see what happens"

"All sub 20/10 men will be shot on site" - -1/10 acid faced 1000lb landwhale
:lul::lul::lul:
 
Don't even message me if you're under 1 km.
 
""Asian men will be shot on sight" - asian foid
I could legit see this happening with a 50% asian female interracial relationship rate in 2018.
 
This shit makes me realize that I should go for a relationship if I'm ever going to ascend and that I won't stand the slightest chance of having occasional ONS to bust a nut when I'm surgery maxed in the future.
 
pedophilia is now considered attraction to women under 30
 
And they preach they are in "love"
 
tinder's already dead
 
Where is 2 feet dich
 
pedophilia is now considered attraction to women under 30

I am surprised this is not already the case. Or if you are, say, 5 years older then it is illegal. If you are over 30 then you are only allowed to speak to foids the same age or older.

It enrages me how much young foids are mollycoddled and protected in this cucked society. If you are seen talking to them people are already suspicious.
 
Hopefully Russia have nuked us into the depths of hell by then.

I will ask Netanjahu. Perhaps he will initiate the Samson Option.
-- Facial recognition software will screen out incels -- perhaps biometric data can be detected also, providing objective height, weight, BMI, race, and dick size data. Incels will be prevented from signing up

Funny fact. Facebook declined my registration.
 
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tinder in 2029 will be someone throwing radioactive pebbles into a bottomless pit of ruins, and waiting to hear a response
 
that's how it is now
 
tbh, it wouldn´t surprise me if Tinder implements a face scanner for males in the near future. If you aren´t 8+/10 then you won´t even be allowed to open an account.
 
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Tinder in 2029 will look like this. Men who aren't auctioned off are fed into the hot dog machine.
 
NO THIS NEEDS TO FUCKING HAPPEN IN 2029 INSTEAD
 
TINDER IN 2015
 
Tinder is akin to a nazi eugenics camp on steroids
 
Good thing I won’t see the day
 
That sucks I am 5´7" it actually never bothered me that much until I realized how important it is for foids because I always liked the small aesthetic body type like Vegeta from Dragonball Z but when trying to meet girls you realize how important it is for them.
 
Tinder 1829

'I'd prefer it if you didn't message me if you're under 5'0", but you don't have to listen to me because I'm female'

'I'm 14 and I don't date men older than 60, unless he owns a factory'

'Give me a potato and you can sodomise me in a haystack'

'I have no opinion and am not allowed to speak' - asian foid
 
Tinder 1829

'I'd prefer it if you didn't message me if you're under 5'0", but you don't have to listen to me because I'm female'

'I'm 14 and I don't date men older than 60, unless he owns a factory'

'Give me a potato and you can sodomise me in a haystack'

'I have no opinion and am not allowed to speak' - asian foid
:feelshaha::feelshaha:
 
tbh, it wouldn´t surprise me if Tinder implements a face scanner for males in the near future. If you aren´t 8+/10 then you won´t even be allowed to open an account.

because they want ugly males to pay money

with machine learning they could easily filter ugly males
 
In 2029 smartphones running Tinder will utilise machine learning so women don´t have to swipe.

Chadlite faces and up will be analysed by computer models so that women will be presented with pictures corresponding to where they are in the menstrual cycle.

When they are close to ovulation, Tinder will present high testosterone Chads for maximal pleasure. When menstruating and refractory, Tinder will present low-T, symmetrical chadlites.

Normies and lower must pay for access and boosts.
 
The 2020's are going to have a big impact on the world, I honestly will be amazed if the world is still around in 2030.
 
"Unless this is your looksmatch then don't bother to message me".


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There will be "swipe down for rape accusing" option
 
Tinder in 2013 you mean
 

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