It's impossible to find someone to have a slumber party with if you're an incel. Not many people enjoy this kind of thing, so you need a very vast network of friends.
But I think: friendship is magic, and you don't need witchcraft to watch movies, consoom snacks, play card/board games and tell jokes. It takes months or even years to make friends, and for truecels like me it seems impossible. And even if you manage to find a friend, you may find out that he doesn't even like slumber parties and you've wasted all this time. There should be an easier solution.
People use dating apps to find partners. Tinder is also used for one night stands and finding "fuck buddies". We could apply the same thing for slumber parties. A slumber app, Tinder for slumber parties, where you could find someone for… well… that's still a "one night stand", I guess, or perhaps even a "slumber buddy".
Such app could be focused on things relevant to slumber parties. You could put in your movie taste, food preferences/restrictions, your knowledge about card/board games (useful for more complex games, you don't want to waste half the night explaining the rules to someone) etc.
To make the experience safer (aka avoid getting robbed, you're essentially inviting strangers for a sleepover), you could organize the whole event in a rented hotel room. Perhaps you could even organize a giant slumber party with like 10-20 people and rent a bungalow for this purpose or something.
Of course, I'd prefer making actual true, true friends and having a sleepover with them, but that doesn't seem possible. Perhaps such reductionist approach could be my only chance at experiencing a slumber party. I wish someone made an app like this. I could technically make a website like this (or perhaps even an app, I imagine Android dev can't be that hard), but I have no idea nor money to promote it.
But I think: friendship is magic, and you don't need witchcraft to watch movies, consoom snacks, play card/board games and tell jokes. It takes months or even years to make friends, and for truecels like me it seems impossible. And even if you manage to find a friend, you may find out that he doesn't even like slumber parties and you've wasted all this time. There should be an easier solution.
People use dating apps to find partners. Tinder is also used for one night stands and finding "fuck buddies". We could apply the same thing for slumber parties. A slumber app, Tinder for slumber parties, where you could find someone for… well… that's still a "one night stand", I guess, or perhaps even a "slumber buddy".
Such app could be focused on things relevant to slumber parties. You could put in your movie taste, food preferences/restrictions, your knowledge about card/board games (useful for more complex games, you don't want to waste half the night explaining the rules to someone) etc.
To make the experience safer (aka avoid getting robbed, you're essentially inviting strangers for a sleepover), you could organize the whole event in a rented hotel room. Perhaps you could even organize a giant slumber party with like 10-20 people and rent a bungalow for this purpose or something.
Of course, I'd prefer making actual true, true friends and having a sleepover with them, but that doesn't seem possible. Perhaps such reductionist approach could be my only chance at experiencing a slumber party. I wish someone made an app like this. I could technically make a website like this (or perhaps even an app, I imagine Android dev can't be that hard), but I have no idea nor money to promote it.
